Fear & Loathing In Las Virus: The Official dGold Tribute Thread

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
DGOLD CUT or is that uncut lol.

I will be bringing that up a few times as STringer tom knows its a really "dicing " topic for me. I mean what kind of sick, deranged father would do that to a healthy baby boy because some stupid, useless book that dates back to the Dinosaurs says so.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Father of stupidity- Wow its a beautiful baby boy
Mom- yes it is
Father of demons- Well that is enough lets take this sharp knife and cut out all the nerve endings and sexual parts so that the baby will be impotent at age 30 like the father
Mom- YES that is a wonderful idea because the big stupid book says so.
Father- HE wont feel anything because he is only 6 min old and wont know.
Mom- Ok great
Father- Here we go.. ok most of it is gone but we left him the part that has no sexual feelings
 

MarcusInKensington

Hall of Fame
Can we do it? YES. WE. CAN.

Soon, whenever anyone mentions Sureshs it will be greeted with a “who?”. He’s yesterday’s news. We have a new idol.

All we need is to find some @dgold44 grappling video, and overdub Sir Mark Petchey.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Can we do it? YES. WE. CAN.

Soon, whenever anyone mentions Sureshs it will be greeted with a “who?”. He’s yesterday’s news. We have a new idol.

All we need is to find some @dgold44 grappling video, and overdub Sir Mark Petchey.
I would prefer the vid to match all of his secret Nixon-style ease droppings. I’m not into watching sweaty guys trying to grab each other’s ballz while rolling around on a mat.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I’m thinking this might be a choppy read for our tributee if he hasn’t paired down his long “iggy” list any further than the removal of his new BFF. He might have to up that dosage of the clownszefacepalm. If that stuff can calm the dAu it might be what scientists could use to defuse hurricanes.
 

MarcusInKensington

Hall of Fame
I’m thinking this might be a choppy read for our tributee if he hasn’t paired down his long “iggy” list any further than the removal of his new BFF. He might have to up that dosage of the clownszefacepalm. If that stuff can calm the dAu it might be what scientists could use to defuse hurricanes.
Hey @dgold44, de-iggify your account, or you won’t feel the full force of the man-love washing over you.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I’m thinking this might be a choppy read for our tributee if he hasn’t paired down his long “iggy” list any further than the removal of his new BFF. He might have to up that dosage of the clownszefacepalm. If that stuff can calm the dAu it might be what scientists could use to defuse hurricanes.
Dgold is a strange kind of celebrity.
Lots of his fans are in his ignore lists.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I uniggied surshi ...the “sunken WW2 ship “
People will come here to see a broken down half man / half boy

History and the cosmos is good
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I’m thinking this might be a choppy read for our tributee if he hasn’t paired down his long “iggy” list any further than the removal of his new BFF. He might have to up that dosage of the clownszefacepalm. If that stuff can calm the dAu it might be what scientists could use to defuse hurricanes.
I can’t no doctor will exceed 2 mg
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I hope he has his notary stuff done but ups has clamped the screws on me and demands it !!!
I will find out in 2 hrs and make the call
. I just hope he did it !!! I like the guy
 
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dgold44

G.O.A.T.
We will explore “hyperspace “ and the hidden dimensions of string theory where vast infinite bubble universes exist .

I will mostly be commenting on why Las Vermin is the trashiest city on this side of the Milky Way
 
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stringertom

Bionic Poster
I imagine he is in a number of ignore lists as well. At least one.
I am a big fan of two Ages far better than the Age of Ignore-ance.

Philosophically, the Age of Enlightenment was a wonderful time with Newton, Descartes and Rousseau my top minds. Unfortunately, srshsianism is a very heavy subject that has me bogged down.

Then there is the Age of Innocence, which I have been robbed of by reading all the trials and tribulations of The dAu.

I feel I must climb over those hurdles to reach a personal nirvana and this thread may be the Rodney King ticket to my destination. We shall all get along and be enlightened and regain our innocence.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
I think this tribute thread will be good for dgold. It gives him a place to tell his ongoing story and get the support he needs in the cyber world. Just keep your chin up and realize it is all in good humor even when you are criticized for your wacky exploits. If Spock were to describe you, it would take just one classic word ... "fascinating."
 
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MarcusInKensington

Hall of Fame
I am a big fan of two Ages far better than the Age of Ignore-ance.

Philosophically, the Age of Enlightenment was a wonderful time with Newton, Descartes and Rousseau my top minds. Unfortunately, srshsianism is a very heavy subject that has me bogged down.

Then there is the Age of Innocence, which I have been robbed of by reading all the trials and tribulations of The dAu.

I feel I must climb over those hurdles to reach a personal nirvana and this thread may be the Rodney King ticket to my destination. We shall all get along and be enlightened and regain our innocence.
Sometimes the like button simply isn’t enough.
 
I am a big fan of two Ages far better than the Age of Ignore-ance.

Philosophically, the Age of Enlightenment was a wonderful time with Newton, Descartes and Rousseau my top minds. Unfortunately, srshsianism is a very heavy subject that has me bogged down.

Then there is the Age of Innocence, which I have been robbed of by reading all the trials and tribulations of The dAu.

I feel I must climb over those hurdles to reach a personal nirvana and this thread may be the Rodney King ticket to my destination. We shall all get along and be enlightened and regain our innocence.


 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
a dgold tribute thead?

Sheeeete man! I'm waitin' for the video game!
There is an app in the AppStore and Google Play. It has within the suite:
dgoldTracker - see where our lovable UPS store owner is
dgold FluHotSpots - where not to go so you can avoid getting sick
dgoldCustomerProfiler - snap a picture of someone to instantly determine IQ or genetic quality based on appearance alone
iGrapple - meet up with sweaty men in spandex who may or may not have just eaten garlic shrimp
dgoldSocialMediaBuddy - one click posting of wildly outlandish random statements with no supporting information to multiple outlets.
Jdate - you already know what that is
 
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