Fear & Loathing In Las Virus: The Official dGold Tribute Thread

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Does USA have the lowest morality on the planet ????

Epstein arrested with ties to very rich people ?? He was molesting girls for decades .
Weinstein not in prison

This nation is lower than Holland
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
You go out to a good restaurant and most people are dressed for a football game or they look like they have never had any decent upbringing in their life
This nation is doomed
I rarely agree with you but on this one I am totally in. Wearing pajamas in public is not cool.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Does USA have the lowest morality on the planet ????

Epstein arrested with ties to very rich people ?? He was molesting girls for decades .
Weinstein not in prison

This nation is lower than Holland
The Dutch are a good people with high moral standards. We are far below them.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Thyme four sum Out Of The Box tinking.
Post this on the storefront window and watch business explode.
:unsure:



"On Time Service Delivery: Great things come in small packages."​
Disgust! Two uze “small” whiff a foto uv Sabooshs! Eye muss caul a Vortexian Council meating two disgust ewer punishmint.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Crazy busy week
Odd but good for income

Had to deal with a whacked out crack head .
I tried to get him the hell out but he shipped ground after running his brainless mouth for several min about what a rip off the cost was
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I am probably never going to vote again
2 cartels of the same ilk

We have even far bigger spending deficits and illegal waves than odemon
Big orange is pretty similar to if Rubio or Jed won
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Big business is paying almost zero taxes
Govt spending is up 30 percent
War with Iran looms
Millions of invaders with zero skills or education everywhere

Defense spending out of control
Bums almost everywhere I go
Drugs out of control
Guns out of control

I can go on

This nation is doomed
 

Bartelby

Talk Tennis Guru
War with Iran does not loom. America has chosen it.

Big business is paying almost zero taxes
Govt spending is up 30 percent
War with Iran looms
Millions of invaders with zero skills or education everywhere

Defense spending out of control
Bums almost everywhere I go
Drugs out of control
Guns out of control

I can go on

This nation is doomed
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Crazy busy week
Odd but good for income

Had to deal with a whacked out crack head .
I tried to get him the hell out but he shipped ground after running his brainless mouth for several min about what a rip off the cost was
I still think you should put a mat on your sales floor and grapple for free shipping. You'd get some takers.

Top it off with a coin operated DGOLDTAR machine where customers can insert a coin for an insult and you are, well, gold.

If you need more ideas to revamp your storefront and strategies, I'm available until 4:30pm CST.
 
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stringertom

Bionic Poster
I still think you should put a mat on your sales floor and grapple for free shipping. You'd get some takers.

Top it off with a coin operated DGOLDTAR machine where customers can insert a coin for an insult and you are, well, gold.

If you need more ideas to revamp your storefront and strategies, I'm available until 4:30pm CST.
And if the kids complain about the strong chlorine taste in the water, take the mats away!
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I still think you should put a mat on your sales floor and grapple for free shipping. You'd get some takers.

Top it off with a coin operated DGOLDTAR machine where customers can insert a coin for an insult and you are, well, gold.

If you need more ideas to revamp your storefront and strategies, I'm available until 4:30pm CST.
My mom talked to our attorney and he said to simply show up for jury duty and mention your prescription drugs and mental history and they will dismiss you !!!

He said do not show up with an nra cap , trump shirt carrying a severed panda head with a gorilla tooth necklace
 

max

Legend
You go out to a good restaurant and most people are dressed for a football game or they look like they have never had any decent upbringing in their life
This nation is doomed
Yeah, this is actually kind of sad. The modern "goth" idea of dress offensively and "stuff it in yer face, eff off, I'm fat and relaxin' at ya."

This grows so tedious.
 

Shroud

G.O.A.T.
My mom talked to our attorney and he said to simply show up for jury duty and mention your prescription drugs and mental history and they will dismiss you !!!

He said do not show up with an nra cap , trump shirt carrying a severed panda head with a gorilla tooth necklace
I ALWAYS show up with a hazmat suit and when asked mention how other people are toxic and I need to protect myself.
 
My drugs are legal from a doctor !!!
Is "dgold44" the username of Vegas resident Mike Tyson? Come clean, Mr. Tyson!

I'm on the Zoloft
(Mike Tyson quotes)


Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
I'm a historian and that freaks me out

I'm a nutcase but that is what I believe
I'm just happy I'm not a phony
I just want to conquer people and their souls
I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch, fuck you, you ho

[Chorus]
Im on the Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all
I guess I'll fade into Bolivian
When you see me smash someone's skull, you enjoy it

I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too
He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse.

You cant last two minutes in my world bitch
Hannibal he rode elephants into cartilage
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him

I want to kill people wanna rip out their stomachs and eat their children

[Chorus] x2
 
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max

Legend
Big business is paying almost zero taxes
Govt spending is up 30 percent
War with Iran looms
Millions of invaders with zero skills or education everywhere

Defense spending out of control
Bums almost everywhere I go
Drugs out of control
Guns out of control

I can go on

This nation is doomed

and some of these invaders, I've seen the number at 70%, land up with government welfare.

Umm, eventually we have no money.
 

max

Legend
Big business is paying almost zero taxes
Govt spending is up 30 percent
War with Iran looms
Millions of invaders with zero skills or education everywhere

Defense spending out of control
Bums almost everywhere I go
Drugs out of control
Guns out of control

I can go on

This nation is doomed

and the constant preaching of sex and violence as the two greatest goods in human life.
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
I'm concerned about you @dgold44

I am worried that your contempt for your compatriots is going to get even worse when you retire to a rural area of Arizona where the dominant pastimes are building home made guns and riding mountain bikes in the nude.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
My drugs are legal from a doctor !!!
Not from some punk with nose rings and a sideways baseball cap who sleeps next to a garbage
The source of the opioid crisis is well educated but greedy, bribed “professionals” in white lab coats, who get people started down their sad road to addiction and then have to resort to the street vendors you are objecting to.

I don’t like either source and thankfully haven’t ever liked their products but I have way less respect for the ones that betrayed their Hippocratic Oath by helping to get us in this crisis.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I'm concerned about you @dgold44

I am worried that your contempt for your compatriots is going to get even worse when you retire to a rural area of Arizona where the dominant pastimes are building home made guns and riding mountain bikes in the nude.
If my store does better ...things can change

I actually like Vegas now and my area ( where I live ) is becoming many young professionals
 
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