Fear & Loathing In Las Virus: The Official dGold Tribute Thread

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
How can this be? What year is this and how long have I been asleep? Has sureshs also won the wimbledons?
My area in far far west summerlin is really nice

The area where I work is shady and filled with good folks and the lowest form of humanity

I even have tickets for def lep

I woke up today at noon
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Is "dgold44" the username of Vegas resident Mike Tyson? Come clean, Mr. Tyson!

I'm on the Zoloft
(Mike Tyson quotes)


Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth
I'm a historian and that freaks me out

I'm a nutcase but that is what I believe
I'm just happy I'm not a phony
I just want to conquer people and their souls
I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch, fuck you, you ho

[Chorus]
Im on the Zoloft to keep from killin' y'all
I guess I'll fade into Bolivian
When you see me smash someone's skull, you enjoy it

I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too
He called me a rapist and a recluse. I'm not a recluse.

You cant last two minutes in my world bitch
Hannibal he rode elephants into cartilage
I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him

I want to kill people wanna rip out their stomachs and eat their children

[Chorus] x2
Tyson at 55-60 still destroys the heavy bag
I saw him on ytube and he was killing it
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
The resale value on used MTB seats from the nude cyclists would be very low.

Unless you could find a buyer like sureshs, who may have an anthropological interest in the provenance of the saddles.
Hee iz awlweighs Kyrgios weather eye git piles frum excessive psychling. Eye LOL anne tell hymn howe Hiz poasts overcum inny irregularity frum mye sinsievetive anneatomy.
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
Hee iz awlweighs Kyrgios weather eye git piles frum excessive psychling. Eye LOL anne tell hymn howe Hiz poasts overcum inny irregularity frum mye sinsievetive anneatomy.
Can you recommend a warm-up routine for sureshs so that he can also avoid any discomfort during cycling?

It will need to be something specific to cycling rather than the exhaustive tennis warmup that he does.

 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Can you recommend a warm-up routine for sureshs so that he can also avoid any discomfort during cycling?

It will need to be something specific to cycling rather than the exhaustive tennis warmup that he does.

Hee will knead a recumbent model four sure(shs) whiff hi pressure tyres maid uv blubberproof reinforced rubber anne a suspenshun frum a Hummer.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
This is my final July / aug of grappling
In future I will use those 8 weeks for rest

Too hot and getting sick of stinking of others sweat
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
This thread is in trouble if the store AND your outlook on Las Vegas is getting better. We are going to either need some clientele to renew your distaste for Las Vegas OR there has to be some kind of goal or event you must train for, such as a winner take all match with the Sureshs. We can follow your training regimen as you fine tune your serve to be able to surgically assault the Sureshs.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
This thread is in trouble if the store AND your outlook on Las Vegas is getting better. We are going to either need some clientele to renew your distaste for Las Vegas OR there has to be some kind of goal or event you must train for, such as a winner take all match with the Sureshs. We can follow your training regimen as you fine tune your serve to be able to surgically assault the Sureshs.
Grapplereshs mite bee a tuffer fite. Awl Hee will knead two dew two when iz shair Hiz amp elle buzzoms and dudeAu wood submit.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
I just figured now that Suri is done with the wimbledons he could fly to Vegas for a charity exhibition against dgold. They could be mic'd up and insult each other to the crowd's delight.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
You and Mike Tyson live in the same town, so maybe he would enjoy dropping by your UPS store for an afternoon of grappling. He can bring his pet tiger along and you three can have a grappling tournament.
My serve sucks ..my tennis days are over for now

I did 30 min of BJJ
30 min of wrestling
30 min of kickboxing

Not bad for a 43 year old against 18-25 yr olds
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I am spending around $600-700 a month in grappling lol

Insane as my salary is like 5,000 a month

Tues and thurs I have group BJJ
I may quit the group end of yr
Friday I will take private in Bjj soon
Sat - 2 hr private in wrestling
Sun- 2.5 mix hrs

I look and feel young


This makes me happy but I think I have gone to insanity levels
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
My nephew and nieces loved Israel trip but they did not like all the yelling there and never seen so many Jews walking around with machine guns .
They loved the food

They even hung out at a Military base
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
I am spending around $600-700 a month in grappling lol

Insane as my salary is like 5,000 a month

Tues and thurs I have group BJJ
I may quit the group end of yr
Friday I will take private in Bjj soon
Sat - 2 hr private in wrestling
Sun- 2.5 mix hrs

I look and feel young


This makes me happy but I think I have gone to insanity levels
Doesn't your mom subsidize grappling?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I am thinking that we could set up an interview of DGold, and maybe some of his family members.
I think you would be the appropriate person to interview him.
Any ideas for the questions to send to him?
The furst won iz obveeus: y did theigh higher a mohel?
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I will be cutting back all grappling come next June !!!
This will save me money and my body

I still am like a 3.0 in grappling
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
I will be cutting back all grappling come next June !!!
This will save me money and my body

I still am like a 3.0 in grappling
If you are cutting back in June 2020, you must have a goal in mind for that date. Is your quest to dominate all of the teens in the dojo still the end game? You might just end up winning the heart of the fair lass in the class who summarily throat punched and pinned you. This is shaping up to be a Hallmark Channel movie. "She Grappled For My Heart and Won - The Dgold Story"
 
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dgold44

G.O.A.T.
If you are cutting back in June 2020, you must have a goal in mind for that date. Is your quest to dominate all of the teens in the dojo still the end game? You might just end up winning the heart of the fair lass in the class who summarily throat punched and pinned you. This is shaping up to be a Hallmark Channel movie. "She Grappled For My Heart and Won - The Dgold Story"
Exactly
I have an end goal
I feel by that date I will achieve my low end goals !!!
I only do this for fun and self def

Tennis was about fun and winning !!!

I feel with the 10 Grand I will reach my goals exactly on June 1st
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
10 grand in lesson privates

I am over 40 ...this was my last goal in sports

Tennis I never achieved more than low 4.5

I also have done Krav and Muay Thai
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Having a family was never in my cards

I do have 6 nieces and nephews that I am close with
They’re my kids for only 3 weeks a year

I will continue into mid 2020 but only at a regulated pace
 
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IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Having a family was never in my cards

I do have 6 nieces and nephews that I am close with
They’re my kids for only 3 weeks a year

I will continue into mid 2020 but only at a regulated pace
I have an idea based on the series Cobra Kai.

Finish your training in various martial arts and combine all of your knowledge to create your own flavor. Start a dojo (Au-Kai) and recruit all of your nieces and nephews much to the chagrin of your relatives. Teach them your ways and stencil the following on your dojo wall as your motto:
Judge people on looks alone
Strike first
Strike hard
No mercy


If you need a logo, let me know.
 
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Ronaldo

Talk Tennis Guru
I have an idea based on the series Cobra Kai.

Finish your training in various martial arts and combine all of your knowledge to create your own flavor. Start a dojo (Au-Kai) and recruit all of your nieces and nephews much to the chagrin of your relatives. Teach them your ways and stencil the following on your dojo wall as your motto:
Judge people on looks alone
Strike first
Strike hard
No mercy
And carry a big stick
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Buried on page 2 and no updates since Wednesday? Totally unacceptable!

I searched for this to congratulate dudeAu on his excellent Beatles thread! He is The Dude, right from the opening line, “Sipping on a White Russian...”

DudeAu, we have to do a meet up at The Lebowski Fest’20!
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
He reverted to random, wildly different topics with their own threads. I have requested that this thread be locked by the admins since we are running out of material for our hapless hero.
 

Big_Dangerous

Talk Tennis Guru


If a man called sureshs offers to buy the bike from you, or test ride it, do not sell it to him!

The rims, seat, and down tube will be damaged beyond repair.
Roflmao, this reminds me of the disclaimer they put up at the gym where I workout. The flier they posted up, is a picture of a metal fly wheel that was bent beyond repair. The disclaimer warns against wearing weight vests or backpacks when using the ellipticals, arc trainers, motion trainers, stairmasters, etc.
 

Ronaldo

Talk Tennis Guru
Roflmao, this reminds me of the disclaimer they put up at the gym where I workout. The flier they posted up, is a picture of a metal fly wheel that was bent beyond repair. The disclaimer warns against wearing weight vests or backpacks when using the ellipticals, arc trainers, motion trainers, stairmasters, etc.
Used to run with heavy hands. Would jack-up my HR to 180 bpm. Then saw Evander Holyfied train with a vest w/clips to attach elastic bands. Run while using the bands!
 
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