Fear & Loathing In Las Virus: The Official dGold Tribute Thread

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
He reverted to random, wildly different topics with their own threads. I have requested that this thread be locked by the admins since we are running out of material for our hapless hero.
I am dry dead!!!
This thread was for comedy and cheap laughs but my gas tank is in the red
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I have not done any grappling in July as it’s repulsive with heavy sweat from others mixed with high temp

I did take a lesson in kick boxing and spared a few HS kids last week
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Oddly despite being knocked out on the ground in a coma ; I still manage to work , go to fighting classes , eat and play Zelda games to 3 am

Yesterday I almost tripped over myself when I came home and saw a guy sleeping on my floor ??
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
Oddly despite being knocked out on the ground in a coma ; I still manage to work , go to fighting classes , eat and play Zelda games to 3 am

Yesterday I almost tripped over myself when I came home and saw a guy sleeping on my floor ??
Zelda was so impressed with your video gaming skills that she has decided to leave the matrix and crash at your house for the next 2 weeks.

Z's adventures in the LV will be providing content for this thread for the next month.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Zelda was so impressed with your video gaming skills that she has decided to leave the matrix and crash at your house for the next 2 weeks.

Z's adventures in the LV will be providing content for this thread for the next month.
I’m old school and always associate the name Zelda with F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife, a Southern belle turned quintessential Flapper of the 20’s. Maybe dudeAu will trip over a modern version of her one day.
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
I’m old school and always associate the name Zelda with F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife, a Southern belle turned quintessential Flapper of the 20’s. Maybe dudeAu will trip over a modern version of her one day.
I think there is a good chance that might happen.

Merge the Alison Riske marrying Armitraj thread with a new one covering the nuptials of @dgold44 and his Zelda.

One of sureshs kids can be the page boy, but he will need to be worded up that any kind of ceremonial style dancing will not be allowed.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I’m old school and always associate the name Zelda with F. Scott Fitzgerald’s wife, a Southern belle turned quintessential Flapper of the 20’s. Maybe dudeAu will trip over a modern version of her one day.
Why wishing DGold meets a Zelda?
I think she was the kind of woman whose mission in life was to make her man miserable. (According to Hemingway).
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Why wishing DGold meets a Zelda?
I think she was the kind of woman whose mission in life was to make her man miserable. (According to Hemingway).
Misery loves company!

Zelda was a troubled woman, institutionalized for much of her later life until she died in a “hospital” fire in her 40’s. Maybe clownszefacepalm would have saved her.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
Maybe I am already dead and living in a super computer ?? Inside sushi’s house !!!
Never envisioned myself as a college guy that 20 yrs down the road I would be fighting people in a garage for fun in vegas on my free time at age 40 plus ??

If that guy who looks like me and Is still sleeping on my floor when I get home I am calling the cops!!
 

Mainad

Bionic Poster
Maybe I am already dead and living in a super computer ?? Inside sushi’s house !!!
Never envisioned myself as a college guy that 20 yrs down the road I would be fighting people in a garage for fun in vegas on my free time at age 40 plus ??

If that guy who looks like me and Is still sleeping on my floor when I get home I am calling the cops!!
Don't be too hasty. He may be your long-lost twin brother (secretly adopted at birth) who may have been trying to trace you ever since??
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
My nephew likes to read books , draw , build things and he likes math , history and science .
He does not like sports !!!! Plus he is hanging around intellectual Indian kids .
I suggested maybe he would like wrestling but he immediately rejected it .

I know zero about most things but I don’t like all these books . He is 8

He should be wrestling and fighting other boys at that age
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I see him in sep and will be monitoring his books and friends
Maybe I should dress up like a kid his and and bully him to get him tougher as his father is a little schmendrik
 
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Back in my day ...a good punch in the nose and some shock therapy seemed to cure most problems
There are many grasshoppers out there for you to punch in the nose. Have you noticed the plague of grasshoppers?

Hordes of grasshoppers have invaded Las Vegas

(CNN) Massive swarms of grasshoppers have descended upon Las Vegas this week, and it's startling some residents. The winged insects may outnumber the humans in some parts of town, but it's not something to worry about. The pallid-winged grasshopper is a common desert species, a state entomologist said.

For Lyft driver Jessica Palmore, driving through the buggy night along the Strip is startling. "When I see them, it's like being in a movie. Never seen nothing like this ever!" Palmore said Friday.
https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/26/us/grasshoppers-invade-las-vegas-scn-trnd/index.html

 
Savage walks out of the new Quentin Tarantino movie after 5 minutes.
5 minutes? Poor Mike. Wonder what he saw that disturbed him so much.
:(

Epstein is much closer to the Wall Street billionaire crowd, and like Robert Kraft enjoyed his time at Mar-a-Lago. He is also close to Lee Wexner, founder of L Brands (Victoria's Secret), and has been accused of using his connection to Victoria's Secret for nefarious purposes.

I have several stories about how fashion models are offered big money to be escorts to the ultra-rich, beginning with a Swedish model I met in Paris in the early 1990s. Brooklyn Nets owner Mikhail ProkWHOREov is also connected to the New York scene, and has an interesting history of bringing an entourage of "models" to parties for the wealthy and connected.
 
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IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
My nephew likes to read books , draw , build things and he likes math , history and science .
He does not like sports !!!! Plus he is hanging around intellectual Indian kids .
I suggested maybe he would like wrestling but he immediately rejected it .

I know zero about most things but I don’t like all these books . He is 8

He should be wrestling and fighting other boys at that age
Great book.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Epstein is much closer to the Wall Street billionaire crowd, and like Robert Kraft enjoyed his time at Mar-a-Lago. He is also close to Lee Wexner, founder of L Brands (Victoria's Secret), and has been accused of using his connection to Victoria's Secret for nefarious purposes.

I have several stories about how fashion models are offered big money to be escorts to the ultra-rich, beginning with a Swedish model I met in Paris in the early 1990s. Brooklyn Nets owner Mikhail ProkWHOREov is also connected to the New York scene, and has an interesting history of bringing an entourage of "models" to parties for the wealthy and connected.
Brooklyn Mike is majority (51%) Bolshevik owner of the Nets for now but Alibaba Tsai (49% partner) is ready to shed the minority Menshevik label as early as 2021, just in time for celebration of the first Double K title.
 
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