Fear & Loathing In Las Virus: The Official dGold Tribute Thread

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
The mailman is good
Vegas to me represents America on a small scale : crude behavior is considered good , having zero education is very cool


Hey you don’t know me but dgold was found dead this morning of a giant aneurism ...it appears he died in his sleep
Police think it was an aneurism but the trump
Sons may have killed him for mistaking he was an elephant ;as he did have an elephant stuffed animal full of holes
Also cops found a mutilated caterpillar at the scene of the dead corpse and cannot make heads or tails of this
He is for sure dead
 

Subway Tennis

Hall of Fame
I will try to fill in if I can and I like to begin with talking about my favorite tree and happy place
Talking about trees and happy places will be a very unconvincing way of assuming dgold's identity.

These are the topics you will need to address:

- grappling
- concern about your nephew's social circle and disinterest in sports
- the great, unwashed citizenry of LV
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
i hired a new employee and this guy is perfect
Seems smart, low key , mentally stable. Dresses and speaks well and is not white trash or white
 
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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Damn how did you know ??
When this new employee is trained in 3 weeks I will be happy
A man at my age cannot be working this hard
If ewe got a girlfriend to discharge ur energy in periodic explosions of ectoplasm you wood feel more energized and you wood smile more in ur security camera footage.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
If ewe got a girlfriend to discharge ur energy in periodic explosions of ectoplasm you wood feel more energized and you wood smile more in ur security camera footage.
Even my mom blew me off on the phone today saying she has no time for my negativity and good bye !!!
Then I texted my sister about the new Illinois curriculum that is being pushed on kids and we got into a friendly sparring match that ended in a tie .
Then I texted my brother calling him rapacious and vindictive
I need pro help
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Even my mom blew me off on the phone today saying she has no time for my negativity and good bye !!!
Then I texted my sister about the new Illinois curriculum that is being pushed on kids and we got into a friendly sparring match that ended in a tie .
Then I texted my brother calling him rapacious and vindictive
I need pro help
This, we are all in agreement on.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I totally support teaching about the achievements of LGBTQ individuals. Too often, they are not mentioned and this leads to their dehumanization. Anyone learning about computers must also learn that Turing was gay and convicted for it and committed suicide. That is a well-rounded education. Trying to "avoid" the issue causes the kind of problems we face today. Hitler tried to get the achievements of Jews deleted from history. It is the same pattern.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I totally support teaching about the achievements of LGBTQ individuals. Too often, they are not mentioned and this leads to their dehumanization. Anyone learning about computers must also learn that Turing was gay and convicted for it and committed suicide. That is a well-rounded education. Trying to "avoid" the issue causes the kind of problems we face today. Hitler tried to get the achievements of Jews deleted from history. It is the same pattern.
Same pattern ???
Did you just compare the lack of teaching of them to the Holocaust ???

It takes 3 months to teach about turning ??
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I totally support teaching about the achievements of LGBTQ individuals. Too often, they are not mentioned and this leads to their dehumanization. Anyone learning about computers must also learn that Turing was gay and convicted for it and committed suicide. That is a well-rounded education. Trying to "avoid" the issue causes the kind of problems we face today. Hitler tried to get the achievements of Jews deleted from history. It is the same pattern.
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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I am over 40 and will never be good
I did add some wrestling privates into the mix and I will add Bjj privates too when things settle at work
The fact you don't excel at anything is your strength because it allows you to not become typecast into a narrow area. It leaves all your options open.

Here's what I envision for a new TV Show in TLC: My New Mexican Family, a new reality show starring DGoald, the eccentric but lovable owner of an UPS franchise who adopts a Mexican refugee family at the El Paso detention facility, and all their ensuing adventures together as they try to survive in a 3 bedroom apartment in the middle of the most decadent city in America. Imagine all the possibilities here. Better than The Osbournes and Honey Boo Boo combined.
 
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