Fed is back: The tour is officially back

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
Yo, Shapo, lay me out a beat...

“The name is Fed and I am back, so you Fed haters who think you can control your biofeedback, dont have an anxiety attack, in fact, relax and sit back and get out your Kodak, cause I am about to go on the counterattack, you think i am old and done but I am about to go off like a Thompson submachine gun, one-by-one, my winners are going to hit you like a megaton.

I bring the show wherever I go, my forehand like an aerial torpedo, better touch than Michelangelo, my serves are going to kiss the lines they might as well hang some mistletoe, makes them fawn in the television studio, so say it ain't so, I am about to make all you haters eat crow as you sit there with more wood than Pinocchio.

You missed me I can see, my return was key, dont worry I am crossing the Mediterranean sea, about to awaken tennis as I play to a higher degree, Man if there were fans can you imagine the fee, I was not just sitting under the palm tree sippin an ice tea while getting some vitamin C, I was waiting for you to beg and plea, because in actuality, I am about to wreck the ATP, so turn on the TV and set yourself free, and watch me make shots that make you say ‘:oops: me.’ Yep, another one down the T.

As the fans welcome me back in jubilation, I bring devastation to this young generation, annihilation, with determination, thought I was fossilization, but to my gratification, there will be humiliation as I give them an education, in fact maybe they will have a revelation because it sometimes seems like they are trying to solve a partial differential equation, while I was gone there was too much overcapitalization, so lets take an evaluation, get your lubrication, yep, I am still a revelation

So whether you are excited to watch me win, or need to drink some gin before you take it on the chin, the tour is no longer a trash bin, even with that guy with the name something Sin, so as I walk in cooler than the Mandalorian, you haters wondering what could have been if I didnt come back like a firing pin, so search the light within, my tennis is smoother than a violin, now the real tour will begin … I am the Maestro and it is time I go for a spin.”

 

Gary Duane

G.O.A.T.
Yo, Shapo, lay me out a beat...

“The name is Fed and I am back, so you Fed haters who think you can control your biofeedback, dont have an anxiety attack, in fact, relax and sit back and get out your Kodak, cause I am about to go on the counterattack, you think i am old and done but I am about to go off like a Thompson submachine gun, one-by-one, my winners are going to hit you like a megaton.

I bring the show wherever I go, my forehand like an aerial torpedo, better touch than Michelangelo, my serves are going to kiss the lines they might as well hang some mistletoe, makes them fawn in the television studio, so say it ain't so, I am about to make all you haters eat crow as you sit there with more wood than Pinocchio.

You missed me I can see, my return was key, dont worry I am crossing the Mediterranean sea, about to awaken tennis as I play to a higher degree, Man if there were fans can you imagine the fee, I was not just sitting under the palm tree sippin an ice tea while getting some vitamin C, I was waiting for you to beg and plea, because in actuality, I am about to wreck the ATP, so turn on the TV and set yourself free, and watch me make shots that make you say ‘:oops: me.’ Yep, another one down the T.

As the fans welcome me back in jubilation, I bring devastation to this young generation, annihilation, with determination, thought I was fossilization, but to my gratification, there will be humiliation as I give them an education, in fact maybe they will have a revelation because it sometimes seems like they are trying to solve a partial differential equation, while I was gone there was too much overcapitalization, so lets take an evaluation, get your lubrication, yep, I am still a revelation

So whether you are excited to watch me win, or need to drink some gin before you take it on the chin, the tour is no longer a trash bin, even with that guy with the name something Sin, so as I walk in cooler than the Mandalorian, you haters wondering what could have been if I didnt come back like a firing pin, so search the light within, my tennis is smoother than a violin, now the real tour will begin … I am the Maestro and it is time I go for a spin.”

Good grief, man - wait until the guy wins a match before you start this hype. :(

I felt the same thing about Borg's comeback. Remember that? :(
 

Legend of Borg

G.O.A.T.
Evans is a tricky opponent to face after a 14 month layoff

let's reserve celebrations for now and see where his level is at
 

BeatlesFan

Bionic Poster
I felt the same thing about Borg's comeback. Remember that? :(
Now let's be reasonable. Borg retired in 1982 and his comeback was 9 years later in 1991. He also returned to the tour playing with a wooden racket which doomed him from the start. The analogy isn't apt since Fed is obviously playing with his usual modern equipment and he's been absent 13 months.
 

Third Serve

G.O.A.T.
Now let's be reasonable. Borg retired in 1982 and his comeback was 9 years later in 1991. He also returned to the tour playing with a wooden racket which doomed him from the start. The analogy isn't apt since Fed is obviously playing with his usual modern equipment and he's been absent 13 months.
Borg played a bit in 1982-1983 too.
 

Gary Duane

G.O.A.T.
Now let's be reasonable. Borg retired in 1982 and his comeback was 9 years later in 1991. He also returned to the tour playing with a wooden racket which doomed him from the start. The analogy isn't apt since Fed is obviously playing with his usual modern equipment and he's been absent 13 months.
Well, I was being a bit humorous, and I by now should know that humor in this forum is mostly in vain. On a more serious note, what in heaven's name was Borg thinking?
 

King No1e

G.O.A.T.
Yo, Shapo, lay me out a beat...

“The name is Fed and I am back, so you Fed haters who think you can control your biofeedback, dont have an anxiety attack, in fact, relax and sit back and get out your Kodak, cause I am about to go on the counterattack, you think i am old and done but I am about to go off like a Thompson submachine gun, one-by-one, my winners are going to hit you like a megaton.

I bring the show wherever I go, my forehand like an aerial torpedo, better touch than Michelangelo, my serves are going to kiss the lines they might as well hang some mistletoe, makes them fawn in the television studio, so say it ain't so, I am about to make all you haters eat crow as you sit there with more wood than Pinocchio.

You missed me I can see, my return was key, dont worry I am crossing the Mediterranean sea, about to awaken tennis as I play to a higher degree, Man if there were fans can you imagine the fee, I was not just sitting under the palm tree sippin an ice tea while getting some vitamin C, I was waiting for you to beg and plea, because in actuality, I am about to wreck the ATP, so turn on the TV and set yourself free, and watch me make shots that make you say ‘:oops: me.’ Yep, another one down the T.

As the fans welcome me back in jubilation, I bring devastation to this young generation, annihilation, with determination, thought I was fossilization, but to my gratification, there will be humiliation as I give them an education, in fact maybe they will have a revelation because it sometimes seems like they are trying to solve a partial differential equation, while I was gone there was too much overcapitalization, so lets take an evaluation, get your lubrication, yep, I am still a revelation

So whether you are excited to watch me win, or need to drink some gin before you take it on the chin, the tour is no longer a trash bin, even with that guy with the name something Sin, so as I walk in cooler than the Mandalorian, you haters wondering what could have been if I didnt come back like a firing pin, so search the light within, my tennis is smoother than a violin, now the real tour will begin … I am the Maestro and it is time I go for a spin.”

Brilliant thread!
I rate 40 stars out of 15
 

TimHenmanATG

Hall of Fame
Dan "the man" Evans was a little bit unlucky.

There's not a great deal of difference between the guys who win 20 Grand Slams, and the guys who win 0.
 

Jonesy

Hall of Fame
With Milman out 104 is a done deal. I doubt Thiem can even take a set of Fed, he will only get better with each match.
 
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