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In an intense investigation by the ITF, it was recently discovered that there indeed was a conspiracy at the FFT and the FO organizers against Nadal at this years FO.
It seems that the plot began to take shape after this year’s Australian Open when Federer broke down at the ceremony. The FFT, whose members still remember the Spanish Inquisition, decided that Nadal should not win the FO this year and want to make sure that Fed made history at Nadals best tournament.
Special arrangements were made with Soderling and instructions were reportedly delivered to Soderling in the best way to defeat Nadal. To guarantee success, wind vents were placed at strategic points around court Chatrier to always blow in Nadals face and remove the top surface on his side of the court as this made the court play more like a HC on Rafa's side. The balls were also specially selected to be lighter when Nadal hit them to make control more difficult for him.
Additionally, it was also reported that while in Madrid Ninjas were hired to enter Nadal’s room and night and perform acupuncture on his knees to inflame his chronic patella tendonitis without his knowledge. Rafa did mention on several occasions of having vivid dreams of masked men with RF logos chasing him on the terre bateau.
(NOTE: For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, this article was a sarcastic joke) Congrats to Fed; history has another great chapter.
Cheers, TennezSport
In an intense investigation by the ITF, it was recently discovered that there indeed was a conspiracy at the FFT and the FO organizers against Nadal at this years FO.
It seems that the plot began to take shape after this year’s Australian Open when Federer broke down at the ceremony. The FFT, whose members still remember the Spanish Inquisition, decided that Nadal should not win the FO this year and want to make sure that Fed made history at Nadals best tournament.
Special arrangements were made with Soderling and instructions were reportedly delivered to Soderling in the best way to defeat Nadal. To guarantee success, wind vents were placed at strategic points around court Chatrier to always blow in Nadals face and remove the top surface on his side of the court as this made the court play more like a HC on Rafa's side. The balls were also specially selected to be lighter when Nadal hit them to make control more difficult for him.
Additionally, it was also reported that while in Madrid Ninjas were hired to enter Nadal’s room and night and perform acupuncture on his knees to inflame his chronic patella tendonitis without his knowledge. Rafa did mention on several occasions of having vivid dreams of masked men with RF logos chasing him on the terre bateau.
(NOTE: For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, this article was a sarcastic joke) Congrats to Fed; history has another great chapter.
Cheers, TennezSport