Federer - laziest 36 year old 19 slam winning father of four tennis player ever

Towser83

G.O.A.T.
Seriously, has there ever been another 36 year old 19 slam winning father of 4 quite so lazy? Not only skips a slam but 5 out of 9 masters. Of the 4 he plays he can only be bothered winning 3 (decides to get a bad back in the final of the other, probably so he can get out of playing with the kids)

Must try harder next year.

Ok unlike the Nadal one this doesn't have any real point (no news article link) other than to say why whinge about not getting to number one when it's amazing that he can skip a slam and 5 masters and even get close. He's had a great year, hopefully wins the WTF to cap it off but in any case has been waaaaaaayyyy beyond expectations.
 
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Seriously, has there ever been another 36 year old 19 slam winning father of 4 quite so lazy? Not only skips a slam but 5 out of 9 masters. Of the 4 he plays he can only be bothered winning 3 (decides to get a bad back in the final of the other, probably so he can get out of playing with the kids)

Must try harder next year.

Ok unlike the Nadal one this doesn't have any real point (no news article link) other than to say why whinge about not getting to number one when it's amazing that he can skip a slam and 5 masters and even get close. He's had a great year, hopefully wins the WTF to cap it off but in any case has been waaaaaaayyyy beyond expectations.
Federer will always be a top 3 player if healthy IMO.
 
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Seriously, has there ever been another 36 year old 19 slam winning father of 4 quite so lazy? Not only skips a slam but 5 out of 9 masters. Of the 4 he plays he can only be bothered winning 3 (decides to get a bad back in the final of the other, probably so he can get out of playing with the kids)

Must try harder next year.

Ok unlike the Nadal one this doesn't have any real point (no news article link) other than to say why whinge about not getting to number one when it's amazing that he can skip a slam and 5 masters and even get close. He's had a great year, hopefully wins the WTF to cap it off but in any case has been waaaaaaayyyy beyond expectations.
I think Federer could seriously be top 3 at 40. That's what this year has shown for me.
 
Errol Flynn rules and I'm sure OP is the laziest troll ever. With 9700 posts and probably only 9.7 days of tennis in his lonely life.

war is over. Fedal united by the way.
 

Towser83

G.O.A.T.
Errol Flynn rules and I'm sure OP is the laziest troll ever. With 9700 posts and probably only 9.7 days of tennis in his lonely life.

war is over. Fedal united by the way.

well I'm not a troll so yes I am a lazy troll. 9.7 days of tennis? is that 24/7 ?
 

Big_Dangerous

Talk Tennis Guru
well I'm not a troll so yes I am a lazy troll. 9.7 days of tennis? is that 24/7 ?

No, you're just an idiot spewing venom to disgrace Federer.

Give me a call when you're 36 years old, win two Majors and defeat your greatest rival 4 times in the same year....
 

DRII

G.O.A.T.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the attacks you're receiving @Towser83 .

good experiment, but it also has a lot to do with who post the thread. the first couple of Federer fans didn't immediately recognize you as a fellow Fed fan, but others probably will and therefore are less likely to act like rats.

but, we'll see what happens.
 

-snake-

Hall of Fame
No, you're just an idiot spewing venom to disgrace Federer.

Give me a call when you're 36 years old, win two Majors and defeat your greatest rival 4 times in the same year....

You need one of these:
sarcasm01.jpg
 
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Towser83

G.O.A.T.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for the attacks you're receiving @Towser83 .

good experiment, but it also has a lot to do with who post the thread. the first couple of Federer fans didn't immediately recognize you as a fellow Fed fan, but others probably will and therefore are less likely to act like rats.

but, we'll see what happens.

I don't post here much anymore, just have a few weeks with little on so some people will remember me more than others. I tried to be really blatant with the sarcasm but some people never get it... oh well

It's true about who posts the post though
 

Towser83

G.O.A.T.
Amusing thread! :D

Little tip; when people are unable to recognize your blatant sarcasm, dish out some more sarcasm rather than hating on them. Laughing at them is better than hating!

And yes, Federer is a lazy bum who could learn from Thiem about Scheduling :rolleyes:

haha good point
 

killerboi2

Hall of Fame
No one despises the guy more than me but even I can't blame him for this. m1000s are pointless to his career at this stage.
 

-NN-

G.O.A.T.
It takes something special to not understand this is a joke thread even if one has no idea about who the OP is a fan of.

BTW, Federer is the smelliest (male) winner of 19 Slams in all the histories.
 
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Tennis is really in a pitiful condition.

The worst offender, quite possibly, beyond Federer - Mr. PeRFect himself - is Tennis Warehouse:

  • 2014 Tennis Warehouse wouldn't ship Babolat and Asics. Irritating, but fine. I'm a Wilson, Nike and Yonex guy.
  • 2015 Tennis Warehouse added Nike to the list. Bit more irritating, but fine. For shoes I'd stabilized on Yonex and apparel Decathlon/Uni Qlo.
  • 2016 Tennis Warehouse added Wilson to the list. Supremely vexing. I found my way to Angell, which I'd been wanting to explore anyway.
  • 2017 Tennis Warehouse does what exactly? Every time I try to put together an order to ship to Hong Kong, or Taiwan, or Slovenia or wherever, the only thing that seemingly can be ordered is some Volkyl overgrips. I don't even use Volkyl, Volka..Vodka, Voda....whatever, you know what I mean.
 
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