Federer needs Apollo Creed

LOL.
Problem here is I don't think Pete knows how to beat Nadal.
RF is using Pete's old coach and can't get it done, don't know what Pete can do for him...
 

leeroy85

Rookie
Pete: Hi, Fed. I gonna be your new coach. Kick Annacone to the curb.

Fed: You're retired. Married with kids. Why?

Pete: Why? You think I'm gonna sit back and watch you-know-who catch my 14 GS record. Soon they'll be saying he's better than me because he won all the Grand slams.

Fed: I don't know, I think i'm done.

Pete: You've been training like a pansy. Whats this training in Dubai in a luxury resort crap. You're gonna be slumming with me in LA. Here's how we get back to the top.
 
Pete: Hi, Fed. I gonna be your new coach. Kick Annacone to the curb.

Fed: You're retired. Married with kids. Why?

Pete: Why? You think I'm gonna sit back and watch you-know-who catch my 14 GS record. Soon they'll be saying he's better than me because he won all the Grand slams.

Fed: I don't know, I think i'm done.

Pete: You've been training like a pansy. Whats this training in Dubai in a luxury resort crap. You're gonna be slumming with me in LA. Here's how we get back to the top.
*Cue the cheesy 80's montage scene* You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep ya down!!!!

Seriously though that would be awesome. You should write the entire script for this thing and make a movie out of it. If SyFy can show can make the movie "Sharknado" a reality...anything is possible....
 

leeroy85

Rookie
Pete: Remember 2004 - 2007, you had the eye of the tiger. You were hungry. You were chasing my record and nothing was gonna stop you.

Fed: Yah, and all that crying after winning Grand Slams. Great times. I got the record now and I'm content with it.

Pete: Are you crazy? You got the record now, but you-know-who is gonna break you in about 2 years. You think Murray, Mr Content with 2 Slams, is gonna stop him. He's done. All knighted and adored.

Fed: Novak can stop him.

Pete: Novaks been too dumb to realize that Uncle Toni been spiking his room service food with gluten.
 

Vish13

Semi-Pro
Pete: Remember 2004 - 2007, you had the eye of the tiger. You were hungry. You were chasing my record and nothing was gonna stop you.

Fed: Yah, and all that crying after winning Grand Slams. Great times. I got the record now and I'm content with it.

Pete: Are you crazy? You got the record now, but you-know-who is gonna break you in about 2 years. You think Murray, Mr Content with 2 Slams, is gonna stop him. He's done. All knighted and adored.

Fed: Novak can stop him.

Pete: Novaks been too dumb to realize that Uncle Toni been spiking his room service food with gluten.
:mrgreen: You should post more often
 

leeroy85

Rookie
Fed: Look Pete, he's a force of nature. I don't think I can do it.

Pete: You can quit if you want to, but he passes you and it WILL eat you up inside, man. Look at me. Look at me. You know what people say when they see me now. "Hey, there's Pete Sampras. He used to be the GOAT until Fed came along. Used to be." All I have now are these old fart Champion tournaments to remind me of how I used to be. So you go home to your beautiful twins, lovely Mirka, and your wheel barrels full of money but deep down inside your a player, a tennis player for real and it WILL eat you up inside.

Fed: Pete, I had no idea.

Pete: Hay, it's been a little rough. Kids are at a difficult age. Wife's movie career has not taken off. Losing my hair.... on and on.
 

roundiesee

Hall of Fame
Pete: Remember 2004 - 2007, you had the eye of the tiger. You were hungry. You were chasing my record and nothing was gonna stop you.

Fed: Yah, and all that crying after winning Grand Slams. Great times. I got the record now and I'm content with it.

Pete: Are you crazy? You got the record now, but you-know-who is gonna break you in about 2 years. You think Murray, Mr Content with 2 Slams, is gonna stop him. He's done. All knighted and adored.

Fed: Novak can stop him.

Pete: Novaks been too dumb to realize that Uncle Toni been spiking his room service food with gluten.
Hilarious! Do please continue the story! :)
 

Roddick85

Hall of Fame
It's kinda funny as the way I saw Federer's year, it highly ressembles what happened in Rocky III, Roger's lost the eye of the tiger :)

I know Federer was talking about working on his fitness and such, but I seriously think that adding fresh blood in the Federer team could be a good thing. Not that Paul Annacone hasn't done a good job, but on the mental side of thing, which I think is Federer's biggest decline, he could use some help. I don't expect Sampras to join Fed's team anytime soon, but he could certainly help him with that, Sampras had great mental strength back in the days.
 

wangs78

Hall of Fame
I do think it's time for a coaching change for Roger. He needs someone to light a fire under him. Not the passive Annacone anymore.
 

leeroy85

Rookie
Pete: Murray and Novak can't stop him. And there's no one, no one coming up. Only you can stop him.

Fed: What's in it for you?

Pete: Call it a sense of personal responsibility.

Fed: How much will you charge?

Pete: Nothing. I do it for nothing. But when its all over, you owe me a favor.

Fed: A favor?

Pete: A favor
 

BrooklynNY

Hall of Fame
Amazes me how people still refer to old tallies as records.

Sampras doesn't have a 'record' at 14 anymore. The "Record" is 17, held by Federer.

Like when people say, Serena can catch Martina's record of 18... actually that was her end result, the record is actually 24, by Court.

I don't hold a record for a 8minute mile. It's my personal best, it's not a record though.
 
Pete: Murray and Novak can't stop him. And there's no one, no one coming up. Only you can stop him.

Fed: What's in it for you?

Pete: Call it a sense of personal responsibility.

Fed: How much will you charge?

Pete: Nothing. I do it for nothing. But when its all over, you owe me a favor.

Fed: A favor?

Pete: A favor
I'm checking into this thread just to see how this finishes. CONTINUE!!!! LOL
 

leeroy85

Rookie
Fed: Alright, let's do it. I kinda feel bad for Paul.

Pete: I think Annaconehead has made enough money from you and me. He'll be fine. Send him a bag of chips and send him on his way.

Fed: Ok - what's next?

Pete: Meet me at my home in Santa Monica in a week.

Fed: But I got Shanghai, Swiss Indoors, and BNP finals.

Pete: Cancel them. You're gonna pull a you-know-who and fake an injury. Only the Slams matter.

Fed: Oh, man. Mirka is not gonna like this. She loves China this time of year.
 

leeroy85

Rookie
Mirka: Hi Roger. Let's go to Shanghai early this year. You'll have more time to train and I can go shopping!

Fed: Sorry, Mirka. Change of plans. Cancel them. Tell them my back hurts. I'm going to Pete's house to train for 2014.

Mirka: What? But you said 2013 will be your last. Oh - is this because you-know-who won the Open? Roger, you can't beat him. He'll just hit to your backhand and you'll fold like a lawn chair and cry for 3 days.

Fed: It was only 2 days last time.
 

Mike Sams

G.O.A.T.
Strange thread. Wasn't Federer getting bounced in Slams by Berdych, Tsonga, Murray, Robredo and Stakhovsky the last little while? :lol:
 
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