yes federer should retire because he just lost the semis to djoko, if he can't win every single match he should retire, if he can't be perfect why bother playing right, come on people give me a break.....
No, no, I think they're actually (and involuntarily) funny.
You know:
-Federer is an arrogant gay b**ch who should retire.
-Nadal is an unsportive and drug-addict OCD patient.
-Roddick is a pathetic handiccaped ball-throwing machine.
-Nalbandian is an ugly fat buffalo-eater.
-Moya? Ok, kind of kewl but, did he win a challenger or what?
-Ljubicic... who?
-Sharapova is an alien monster who will destroy the planet shrieking.
-Ana Ivanovic, ok, she's kinda cute, but she's cheating making noise with her feet and celebrates opponent's errors with strange and scaring gipsy Serbian curses.
-Henin-Ardenne, she's not hot so you know, who cares if she can play?
-Serena, whooah man, she's huge, I mean huuuge.
-Ah, and Safin is God and get more and more goddish as he wins less and less tournaments.
And:
-If you lose a match, you should retire.
-If you lose two matches, you are embarrassing the whole human kind.
-If you lose three matches, you are responsible for hunger in Africa.
-If you beat Federer, you are better than Fed who was better than Sampras who was better than McEnroe who was better than Borg who was better than Laver and if you follow that line, you are actually better than Jesus.
-But if you beat Safin that proves nothing because he didn't sleep because spent the night with five brunette French and Italian and Spanish girls and twenty blonde Russian girls in a jacuzzi and, man, a match is just a match, not that important after all.
Hey, you can't say this board has not its load of entertainment! I really have fun reading it.