YodaKnowsBest
Banned
This is what made Federer what he is today!
- When Roger Federer does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- When Roger Federer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
- Roger Federer once backhanded Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
- Roger Federer's sweat cure cancer. Too bad he has never sweat before.
- Roger Federer recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned drink. We know this drink as Red Bull.
- Roger Federer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Roger Federer died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
- Roger Federer does not sleep. He waits.
- Roger Federer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
- Roge Federer grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
- Roger Federer once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Roger Federer could use to beat you - including the room itself.
- When Roger Federer does a push up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
- When Roger Federer exercises, the machine gets stronger.
- Roger Federer once backhanded Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
- Roger Federer's sweat cure cancer. Too bad he has never sweat before.
- Roger Federer recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned drink. We know this drink as Red Bull.
- Roger Federer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
- Roger Federer died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
- Roger Federer does not sleep. He waits.
- Roger Federer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
- Roge Federer grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
- Roger Federer once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Roger Federer could use to beat you - including the room itself.
We have one vote for Rafa.... What can Rafa possible do better than Roger?
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