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You have to evolve your mental gymnastics capabilities to somehow justify it as a necessity, not a treat.Or rather, I have money but also a wife and children, so can’t treat myself no more
"I 'need' these because ______."
Or just order it from a store with a crappy return policy for her birthday, then be like "Oh, don't fit you? I guess I might as well find a use for for them since I can't return it." when you knew what you were doing this whole time.
not relationship advice, not responsible for any rage tantrums incurred from doing this