Forget GOAT. Let's invent other OAT categories

ChuDat

Professional
COAT(coolest of all time)- Me
just kidding

GFOAT(Greatest Fan of all time)- Nadal's boyfriend at the USO
 
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JennyS

Hall of Fame
guga is the LOAT . . . he speaks 4 languages (portuguese, spanish, english, french), federer only three. lots of players speak three languages actually, safin (russian, spanish, english), nadal (catalan, spanish, english), ljubicic (croatian, italian, english), wozniacki (danish, polish, english). there are surely more but atm those are the ones i can think of.

3 is still impressive, though. i feel lowly only speaking 2. :(

Federer speaks 4 languages: Swiss German, German, English and French.
 

CCNM

Hall of Fame
I agree with Jenny S-Mary Carrillo is the worst commentator of all time. Why is M Bartoli weird-are you talking about that serve of hers?
Sexiest of all time-Bjorn Borg, Gabrielle Sabatini
(that's all I can think of right now)
 

JennyS

Hall of Fame
WHOAT: (Worst Hair of all time) Melanie Molitor (Hingis' mom)
BROAT (best returner of all time) Andre Agassi
SPOAT (scariest parent of all time) Jim Pierce and Damir Dokic
 

paulorenzo

Hall of Fame
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the extension on the follow through of your avatar is a thing of beauty.
 

inthemisosoup

Semi-Pro
Federer speaks 4 languages: Swiss German, German, English and French.

touché, although some would argue swiss german isn't its own language. i disagree, though . . . it is sooo funny sounding, but i like it. i'm looking forward to basel for this reason. :):)
 

CCNM

Hall of Fame
Best Hair Of All Time-Bjorn Borg, JOhn MacEnroe, Yannik Noah.
Cutest Player Of All Time (female)-Arantxa Sanchez Vicario, Kim Clijsters
 

sdont

Legend
BUAOT (Biggest Upsetter Of All Time) - Robin Soderling
BRAOT (Best Reconversion Of All Time) - Yannick Noah
FIOAT (Freakiest Injury Of All Time) - Monica Seles
CKOAT (Comeback Kid Of All Time) - Gilles Simon
BBOAT (Biggest Boobs Of All Time) - Simona Halep
YHJOAT (Youngest Hype Job Of All Time) - Richard Gasquet
MAOAT (Most Annoying Of All Time) - Daniel Koellerer
LDOAT (Luckiest Draws Of All Time) - Roger Federer
AOAT (Anorexic Of All Time) - Daniela Hantuchova
WHCOAT (Worst Hawkeye Challenger Of All Time) - Roger Federer
GSOAT (Greatest Slider Of All Time) - Gael Monfils
MSKOAT (Most Solid Knees Of All Time) - Rafael Nadal
BSOAT (Biggest Smile Of All Time) - Gustavo Kuerten
 

pound cat

G.O.A.T.
BUAOT (Biggest Upsetter Of All Time) - Robin Soderling
BRAOT (Best Reconversion Of All Time) - Yannick Noah
FIOAT (Freakiest Injury Of All Time) - Monica Seles
CKOAT (Comeback Kid Of All Time) - Gilles Simon
BBOAT (Biggest Boobs Of All Time) - Simona Halep
YHJOAT (Youngest Hype Job Of All Time) - Richard Gasquet
MAOAT (Most Annoying Of All Time) - Daniel Koellerer
LDOAT (Luckiest Draws Of All Time) - Roger Federer
AOAT (Anorexic Of All Time) - Daniela Hantuchova
WHCOAT (Worst Hawkeye Challenger Of All Time) - Roger Federer
GSOAT (Greatest Slider Of All Time) - Gael Monfils
MSKOAT (Most Solid Knees Of All Time) - Rafael Nadal
BSOAT (Biggest Smile Of All Time) - Gustavo Kuerten


I challenge Guga as BSOAT. I think it's Baghdatis.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/01/27/baghdatis_narrowweb__300x386,0.jpg
 
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