I wonder if anyone made a bet that Gaston would be the last Frenchman in the tournament. All squared up with Stan in the third, it is, shall we say, a chauquing scene.
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
No one hits like Gaston
No one serves like Gaston
No one thrives on the cold slow red dirt like Gaston
All the other French players are chokers
That's why he's the only one in round four