Game: Create a new word or phrase or sentence from a misheard or homophone word

[SystemicAnomaly]

‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
(‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky)

Purple

 

[vokazu]

I'm so purplexed by this thread.

Confuse

 

[vokazu]

I'm so purplexed by this thread.

Confuse

Confuseius said "Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

Wisdom

 

[Sentinel]

I had one friend who wis smart and another who wisdom.

Smart

 

[vokazu]

I had one friend who wis smart and another who wisdom.

Smart

My favourite subject in Primary School iS marthematics.

Easy

 

[Sentinel]

Making sentences with homophones is quite feasybull.

Quite.

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

All Quite on the Western Front.

Front

 

[vokazu]

I had one friend who wis smart and another who wisdom.

Smart

What'S marter with you? R u nuts?

All Quite on the Western Front.

Front

Quick! Fronto!

Speed

 

[Sentinel]

Who has peed on my porch?

Porch.

 

[vokazu]

Who has peed on my porch?

Porch.

He drives a Porch.

Volvo

 

[vokazu]

He drives a Porch.

Volvo

That car was completely volvorized by a TNT bomb.

Diner

 

[vokazu]

That car was completely volvorized by a TNT bomb.

Diner

The miners use a dinermite to make a hole.

Blast

 

[Sentinel]

The oceans are full of blastic.

Ocean.

 

[vokazu]

The oceans are full of blastic.

Ocean.

India is on the Ocean continent.

O ceañorita, te amo

lol

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

India is on the Ocean continent.

lol

?

 

[vokazu]

?

Asian continent

India is on the Ocean continent.

lol

Lole Djokervic

Roger

 

[vokazu]

Asian continent

Lole Djokervic

Roger

Aliassime played very well in AT P Rogerdam last year.

Canada

 

[vokazu]

Aliassime played very well in AT P Rogerdam last year.

Canada

Emcanada is a popular snack in South America.

Chile

 

[vokazu]

Emcanada is a popular snack in South America.

Chile

Red Hot Chile Peppers

funk

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

Girls Just Wanna Have Funk

Time After Thyme

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

The Spice-Thyme Continuum

Continuum

 

[vokazu]

The Spice-Thyme Continuum

Continuum

Continuumtal grip is best for volleys and serves.

Eastern

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

Bonus play:

Let us cease the activity for today. We will continuum tomorrow.

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

The Eastern bunny brings brightly colored eggs for kids to hunt.

Rabbit

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

The Rabbit dog was foaming at the mouth and needed to be put down.

Canine

 

[Sentinel]

They say cats have canine lives.

Feline

 

[Sentinel]

My neighbor's cat feline through his roof.

Bovine

 

[vokazu]

I have to bo vine my wallet that got lost during a stampede.

crowd

 

[KantenKlaar]

I have to bo vine my wallet that got lost during a stampede.

crowd

Eat crow.

 

[vokazu]

I have to bo vine my wallet that got lost during a stampede.

crowd

Sentinel is eating sauercrowd.

pickle

 

[vokazu]

Sentinel is eating sourcrowd.

pickle

Sentinel likes to pickle Srsh to make him giggle.

Paprika

 

[vokazu]

Sentinel likes to pickle Srsh to make him giggle.

Paprika

We have a librarian from south paprika who can't spell.

Ohio

 

[vokazu]

We have a librarian from south paprika who can't spell.

Ohio

Ohio gozaimasu

Candle

 

[vokazu]

Ohio gozaimasu

Candle

Candleleezza Reece

Woman

 

[SystemicAnomaly]

From Led Zeppelin's "Dazed & Confused":

Walnetto woman, never bargained for you

Confuse(d)

 

[vokazu]

Confusecius is a wise man from China.

China

 

[NattyGut]

I asked my girlfriend to Netflix and chill but she ain’t China do that

Mayo

 

[Bartelby]

Mayo the force be with you!

Force

 

[vokazu]

Mayo the force be with you!

Force

Force, play, rewind, fast forward

Forward

 

[vokazu]

Force, play, rewind, fast forward

Forward

I simply can't afforward it, too expensive.

Costly.

 

[NattyGut]

Nobuddy tole me tennis was gonna costly an arm and a leg.

Tennis

 

[Rafa.the.Magnificent]

Nobuddy tole me tennis was gonna costly an arm and a leg.

Tennis

Tempest in a teapot.

Pot