Ginepri and Stepanek.....the truth

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
Submitted for your approval:

  • Ginepri and Stepanek both lost, on the same day. One has to ask one's self if it was just bad luck or was something more sinister involved?
  • Both players were visited after their losses by USTA officials carrying envelopes that appeared to be filled with money.
  • Both players were in Roddick's quarter of the draw.
  • Their exit means Roddick won't face a seed until the quarters.
  • And the top seed remaining, Ljubicic, struggled with two tie breaks in the first round, and a close 1st set in the next.

There are forces at work here that conspire to advance the Roddick agenda on a worldwide level.

Roddick has cruised through his first two rounds. But, he has faced unknown players like Lammer and Moodie (well Moodie ain't a household name). On the other hand, Hewitt has had to face the well known Vik. And, we as Americans all know the caliber of athletes that the Vick family is known for. (Vick is the American spelling.)

Because of this conspiracy, Roddick has played one more set in two rounds than Hewitt has played in one. Clearly, the evil forces of the Roddick empire are forcing his potential adversaries to struggle.

I promise updates as the tournament progresses.
 

@wright

Hall of Fame
I have a friend who is a CIA operative in the Tennis Conspiracy Department who reported the following interesting observations for your consideration:

-Roddick has a friend "Mojo" staying with him in his hotel room who has not been seen in the stands at any of Roddick's matches
-A pistol with a silencer was seen in Roddick's tennis bag
-Roddick reported to ATP officials that he had to use etilefrine to correct a hormone irregularity in his body
-Roddick's bank account has seen the highly irregular activity of several seven figure withdrawals all within a short period of time
-Roddick and Ginepri were seen strategizing together before Ginepri's loss
 

gonzalocatalino

Hall of Fame
Rabbit said:
Both players were visited after their losses by USTA officials carrying envelopes that appeared to be filled with money.
Have you saw at the USTA official?
He don`t look like this guy..right??


 

baseliner

Professional
Good one Rabbit

But you left out the part about Agassi, Safin and Nadal not even coming to the AO so AR would be the #2 seed. I heard it on good authority from an inside source the USTA asked the AO to waive preliminary rounds and advance ARod directly to the finals!
 

Noelle

Hall Of Fame
Great Scott! It's a conspiracy even more far-reaching than the conspiracy theorists ever thought possible!

It's the Da Vinci Code of sports. :lol:
 

Indiantwist

Semi-Pro
You guys are talking "old" stuff. Thats old news. USTA officials came to me (along with Roddick ofcourse) to talk me into Talking to Federer about
getting AUS title for Roddick. Some of their plans are as elaborate as putting a make up on federer so that he looks like Roddick.

Roger asked me to Thank you guys for posting all such Consipracy info. He is closely following this thread as he knows that we guys track it all!!

[ Its no secret that me and Roger are best buddies]


Almost forgot to mention, Roddick's cell phone kept ringing all the time he was with us. Maria (sharapova) was looking for him.
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
Ash Doyle said:
Don't add fuel to the fire of the nuts on this board. Some of them will actually believe your joke.
What does roasting nuts over an open fire have to do with this discussion? Joke? Far from it my friend..... :)

baseliner said:
But you left out the part about Agassi, Safin and Nadal not even coming to the AO so AR would be the #2 seed. I heard it on good authority from an inside source the USTA asked the AO to waive preliminary rounds and advance ARod directly to the finals!
Great find. Here are the facts as we know them regarding these 3 players:

  • Agassi - the USTA promised to pay a large lump sum payment, in cash, to the foundation that he and Steffi support. The payment didn't come through as promised and that's why Agassi was in Australia. The threat was implied. Once the "check cleared", he pulled something or other and was out of the Oz.
  • Safin - at the USTA, they're calling this one the "Wounded Knee" incident. Safin did injure his knee, but was seen playing golf and duck walking after a hole in one on #3 in Palm Beach. There was also a large, black brief case which was surreptitiously deposited in the rear of his golf cart. We suspect the hand off was made when his cart disappeared behind some bunkers on #11. The only identifying marks on the case were, in red letters, USTA. After playing 36 holes of golf, Safin boarded a plane for Bali Bali and has not been seen since.
  • Nadal - this was the toughest for the USTA to pull off. They found Nadal's Achilles (no pun intended, oh well yes there was) in his injured foot. Slew Hester had photos of Phil Knight, chairman of Nike, in shall we say some compromising situations involving produce, a pair of twin Sumo wrestlers, and an autographed picture of Andy Devine. These were filed and saved until such time as needed. The time has drawn nigh and they were used to leverage Knight. He, in turn, slowed the development of Nadal's special orthopedics which resulted in Nadal having to pull out of the Oz. It is no coincidence that Nadal began testing the new shoe immediately after pulling out of the Oz.
  • The request to waive the early rounds was indeed made by the USTA as well as the eventual seeding of Hewitt on Federer's side of the draw. Only one of these was complied with because Roddick not playing rounds 1 - 6 of the Oz may have raised some eyebrows. You never know when an investigative journalist like Bud Collins will put two and two together and figure out that Roddick advanced without playing a match. As it is, and mentioned above, the USTA has orchastrated the eventual demise of every seed that Roddick is to face. They are scheduled to lose in the round before they face Roddick. The seeding of Hewitt in Federer's side of the draw was accomplished with the help of the CIA. The Aussies were under the impression that the draw was random and flipped a coin to determine side of the draw. Unbeknownst to them, the CIA had just prior to the flip, turned on a magnetic field which reversed the polarity of the coin that flipped in mid-air. As every one knows, coins are not balanced. The field insured that the heavier side of the coin would land down thereby sealing Hewitt's fate.
The truth is out there.
 

35ft6

Legend
FACT: Nobody has ever seen Andy Roddick and Adolph Hitler in the same room.
FACT: Andy Roddick has never publicly stated that he is NOT Adolph Hitler.
FACT: Andy Roddick has not once -- NOT ONCE -- brought up the issue of the Holocaust during a post-match interview.

I think the FACTS speak for themselves. Andy Roddick is gay.
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
35ft6 said:
FACT: Nobody has ever seen Andy Roddick and Adolph Hitler in the same room.
FACT: Andy Roddick has never publicly stated that he is NOT Adolph Hitler.
FACT: Andy Roddick has not once -- NOT ONCE -- brought up the issue of the Holocaust during a post-match interview.

I think the FACTS speak for themselves. Andy Roddick is gay.
LMAO.....

Inspector 35ft6, that was a priceless Steinway!
 

35ft6

Legend
^ This is no laughing matter, the good people of Earth deserve to know the truth. I just hope Andy Roddick doesn't find out about this thread or he'll kill us. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Andy Roddick. If you want a list of Andy Roddick's enemies, just check the extinct species list.

edit: copped from Chuck Norris site
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
I do apologize for the levity. You are, indeed, correct. The USTA is equivalent to SPECTRE and CHAOS.

More details will be divulged as the tournament progresses.
 

Indiantwist

Semi-Pro
Rabbit said:
What does roasting nuts over an open fire have to do with this discussion? Joke? Far from it my friend..... :)



Great find. Here are the facts as we know them regarding these 3 players:

  • Agassi - the USTA promised to pay a large lump sum payment, in cash, to the foundation that he and Steffi support. The payment didn't come through as promised and that's why Agassi was in Australia. The threat was implied. Once the "check cleared", he pulled something or other and was out of the Oz.
  • Safin - at the USTA, they're calling this one the "Wounded Knee" incident. Safin did injure his knee, but was seen playing golf and duck walking after a hole in one on #3 in Palm Beach. There was also a large, black brief case which was surreptitiously deposited in the rear of his golf cart. We suspect the hand off was made when his cart disappeared behind some bunkers on #11. The only identifying marks on the case were, in red letters, USTA. After playing 36 holes of golf, Safin boarded a plane for Bali Bali and has not been seen since.
  • Nadal - this was the toughest for the USTA to pull off. They found Nadal's Achilles (no pun intended, oh well yes there was) in his injured foot. Slew Hester had photos of Phil Knight, chairman of Nike, in shall we say some compromising situations involving produce, a pair of twin Sumo wrestlers, and an autographed picture of Andy Devine. These were filed and saved until such time as needed. The time has drawn nigh and they were used to leverage Knight. He, in turn, slowed the development of Nadal's special orthopedics which resulted in Nadal having to pull out of the Oz. It is no coincidence that Nadal began testing the new shoe immediately after pulling out of the Oz.
  • The request to waive the early rounds was indeed made by the USTA as well as the eventual seeding of Hewitt on Federer's side of the draw. Only one of these was complied with because Roddick not playing rounds 1 - 6 of the Oz may have raised some eyebrows. You never know when an investigative journalist like Bud Collins will put two and two together and figure out that Roddick advanced without playing a match. As it is, and mentioned above, the USTA has orchastrated the eventual demise of every seed that Roddick is to face. They are scheduled to lose in the round before they face Roddick. The seeding of Hewitt in Federer's side of the draw was accomplished with the help of the CIA. The Aussies were under the impression that the draw was random and flipped a coin to determine side of the draw. Unbeknownst to them, the CIA had just prior to the flip, turned on a magnetic field which reversed the polarity of the coin that flipped in mid-air. As every one knows, coins are not balanced. The field insured that the heavier side of the coin would land down thereby sealing Hewitt's fate.
The truth is out there.
Now that truth is out, let me correct a few things here. Orchestrating draw is a piece of cake for tournament officials and they dont need CIA. This has been done many times (lets say every time). With out giving out full details (lest i take these tournament guys their livelyhood) the trick this time is what we call "Double headed" coin approach.
 

35ft6

Legend
Rabbit said:
I do apologize for the levity. You are, indeed, correct. The USTA is equivalent to SPECTRE and CHAOS.

More details will be divulged as the tournament progresses.
Be safe, Rabbit. :(
 

VGP

Legend
Rabbit - Though your original proposal of the USTA being behind the prominence of Roddick, it is actually NOT the USTA, but Babolat that is "creating" this Roddick situation. Now that they command over a quarter of the tennis racket market share, they have some political and monetary clout and are not afraid to manipulate the world of tennis to meet their financial agenda.

It's all driven by the almighty $$$$ where Babolat is trying to sell more Pure Drives and Pure Drive+'s. I know what you're thinking. Nadal and Ginepri also play Babolat. It just so happens that their rackets (or ones painted that way), the AeroPro Drive and Pure Storm Team, respectively are not selling as well. Even TW lists the PD and PD+ as "Best Sellers" when the others are not.

This conspiracy extends beyond Roddick. Look at the Ljubicic taking out the US in Davis Cup over the Superteam. I know that Roddick was on the US team. This was a ruse to temporarily boost sales in Europe. Clijsters coming back from injury to take the 2005 US Open over a "lame" Mary Pierce. And now at the Australian Open, even the Pure Storm user Gonzalez was taken down with gamesmanship by Alex Bogomolov Jr. whose wife, Ashley Harkleroad plays with what? A PD!

Babolat first came to realize the potential of their marketing tool with Carlos Moya and Kim Clijsters. Even in 2002, Alex Corretja was able to defeat Pete Sampras in Davis Cup - ON GRASS - with the PD.

This frame is considered a "tweener" by some. It is a perfect bridge between prominent marketing saturation and the recreational tennis consumer. Players can purchase and "play with what the pros use" and continue to fund this invasion of the tennis world with the PD.

Perhaps this conspiracy even extends higher. It could be a covert way to kill the great game of tennis. As more and more people buy and play with PDs, complaints of tennis elbow are increasing....if people continue to force themselves to play with PDs and are duped by the success of players like Roddick, Ljubicic, Clijsters, etc. recreational players will be forced to shove their "great" frames into their tennis bags, zip them up, and be left scratching their heads and rubbing their elbows wondering, "What went wrong?"
 

VGP

Legend
Oh, I also wanted to add that Babolat spelled backwards is Talobab which is the name a mythical creature that confuses and deceives its victims and inflicts is victims with lateral epicondylitis (tennis elbow).

Tsieltit is the creature that uses the same deception tactics and inflicts its victims with medial epicondylitis (aka golfer's elbow).


Added in edit: Talobab is worshiped by various factions of the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons...
 

35ft6

Legend
I think the chain of command extends all the way up to the leaders of the planet Zomar. It's well known, among insiders, that the Pure Drive was reversed engineered using materials found at a UFO crash site in Orlando, Florida. Everybody who witnessed the crash was killed or later died under mysterious circumstances (e.g. attacked by homosexual dolphins!). They were all buried in a mass grave, and in order to cover it up, they built a theme park over the mass grave. Thus: Disney World.

This is just the beginning. As soon as I get back from the store to buy more aluminum foil, I'll continue. Everybody wrap aluminum foil around your heads, it's the only way to block out the Zomarian signals.
 

Noelle

Hall Of Fame
35ft6 said:
Everybody wrap aluminum foil around your heads, it's the only way to block out the Zomarian signals.
No need for everyone to do so. The respective residents of padded rooms here are shielded from such signals. Also you can't really wrap aluminum foil around anything when you're in a straitjacket.
 

Chadwixx

Banned
I think it would be safe to put everyone who posted in this thread on ignore (except 35ft6, he actually posts some good stuff, with the exception of this thread).
 

jhhachamp

Hall of Fame
Chadwixx said:
I think it would be safe to put everyone who posted in this thread on ignore (except 35ft6, he actually posts some good stuff, with the exception of this thread).
Geez, lighten up!
 

35ft6

Legend
Noelle said:
No need for everyone to do so. The respective residents of padded rooms here are shielded from such signals. Also you can't really wrap aluminum foil around anything when you're in a straitjacket.
This is exactly what a Zomarian spy would say to discourage people from shielding themselves from alien mind control. You're lucky I'm training the cockroaches in my apartment to perform A Doll's House by Ibsen, or else I'd put a hoodoo curse on you. The one playing Nora keeps messing up his line. Yes, it's a man. I'm re-conceptualizing it for a post-Brokeback Mountain world. :mad:
 

35ft6

Legend
Chadwixx said:
I think it would be safe to put everyone who posted in this thread on ignore (except 35ft6, he actually posts some good stuff, with the exception of this thread).
This thread is my finest hour. Stop hatin.'
 

35ft6

Legend
VGP said:
Oh, I also wanted to add that Babolat spelled backwards is Talobab which is the name a mythical creature that confuses and deceives its victims and inflicts is victims with lateral epicondylitis (tennis elbow).
And Roddick backwards is Kciddor, but he's not kcidding anyone, certainly not me.
 

Jack the Hack

Hall of Fame
35ft6 said:
This thread is my finest hour. Stop hatin.'
35ft6, you have written many great posts on this board, but the "FACT... Roddick is gay" was pure genius.

(Even if you did plagiarize it... ;) )

Chadwixx said:
I think it would be safe to put everyone who posted in this thread on ignore (except 35ft6, he actually posts some good stuff, with the exception of this thread).
If you put me on "Ignore", you'll miss the last couple posts I wrote over in the "Is Roddick's Draw Easy" thread, in which I answered your draw archive question and complimented your joke with a joke.

Seriously, are any of my posts (or any of the other ones in this thread) really that bad? I think I refrain from immature name calling most of the time, and I think I backed my recent exchanges with you in the other thread with quality material.
 

VGP

Legend
Chadwixx said:
I think it would be safe to put everyone who posted in this thread on ignore (except 35ft6, he actually posts some good stuff, with the exception of this thread).

I'm offended. I think I shall place Chadwixx on ignore. I tend to frown upon the perpetually serious.
 

35ft6

Legend
Jack the Hack said:
35ft6, you have written many great posts on this board, but the "FACT... Roddick is gay" was pure genius.

(Even if you did plagiarize it... ;) )
I didn't know "Roddick is gay" was so non-ubiquitous that plagiarizing it was even possible. Who said "roddick is gay" first? Who knows? The list of suspects is long... :|

I don't think he's gay btw. I actually think he gets a bad rap. He seems pretty likable to me although I wonder if Safin could convince me otherwise.
 

Jack the Hack

Hall of Fame
35ft6 said:
I didn't know "Roddick is gay" was so non-ubiquitous that plagiarizing it was even possible. Who said "roddick is gay" first? Who knows? The list of suspects is long... :|

I don't think he's gay btw. I actually think he gets a bad rap. He seems pretty likable to me although I wonder if Safin could convince me otherwise.
Yes, but you proved Roddick is gay with the Hitler FACTS! Don't back down now... :)


The plagiarism comment was in regards to your statement about swiping some material from a Chuck Norris site. Besides, you are correct in that you aren't the first person to say "Roddick is gay"... it's been repeated so many times by certain posters on this forum that it has to be considered public domain material by now. Anyway, just for the record, I like Andy Roddick also... just not in that way... he's more of a friend. ;)
 

35ft6

Legend
^ Oh the only things I took from Chuck's site were the last two things in post 16. I'm not in the habit of copping other people's material. And, as you can see, when I do, I cite my sources. :p
 

devila

Banned
It's a plan, although an ill-conceived one, to make AROD a winning machine who cannot find a difficult draw. We have turned the AROD into a bland robot. Federer seems to fit the description too.

You want the truth? The physically ungifted AROD makes insecure men feel gay and bitter women feel ugly! The uncompetitive AROD doesn't worry much and the fact that he was pushed to play tennis for a living must be a shock to the world.
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
Back on topic

I arose at my usual time this morning, 4:45. My faithful border collie and I took our usual constitutional around the lake, it's a 40 minute walk. When I arrived home, I first deactivated the security system and then turned on the television. I tuned in ESPN2 and there was Lleyton Hewitt playing Juan Ignacio Chela. I was aghast. It was two sets to one Chela. I looked in Chela's right hand and saw it.

Babolat.

After reading this thread, I understand now that the conspiracy does indeed run deeper than just the USTA and Roddick world domination. The combination of these two super powers has rendered even the once mighty Nike (that has a nice ring to it) powerless.

This deadly duo has created such a wave of fear that even Yonex has resorted to camoflague. It is no coincidence that Yonex changed their paint scheme. They are trying to make their rackets look like Volkls to deflect attention away from them. They hope, by using this camoflague that Babolat will start an European war with Volkl. France versus Germany, think about it, it's happened before.

The USTA's part in this was even more dispicable. They sought to destroy Hewitt. It wasn't enough that they put him in Federer's draw, oh no. They had to completely and utterly destroy him. That's why the conspired with Babolat to induce Hewitt to lose in the second round. Did anyone see baby Hewitt in the stands? Did anyone else notice the worried look on Mrs. Lleyton Hewitt? Tennis was not what worried her. The Babolat/USTA consortium threatened baby Hewitt. They offerred Lleyton money to no avail. Then, they made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

Yes, the Roddick plot runs much deeper than we originally thought. Chadwixx has fallen prey to the evil consortium as well. Once he and Barry were the only beacons of truth in the sea of darkness that was the conspiracy. Now, even Chadwixx has fallen by the wayside. Now, he has been forced to shut the truth out with the Ignore feature. The USTA/Babolat (hereafter referred ot as the Evil Consortium) are forcing Chadwixx to make these inane posts and threaten to put everyone on this thread on Ignore. I don't know what they have over Chadwixx, but I have my suspicions.

The Roddick side of the draw is in action today. What new hell awaits us? What more can the Evil Consortium do to destroy the once venerable sport of tennis? Who can stop them? Our only hope may like in Barry now. These are dark days, indeed.

The truth is out there.
 

baseliner

Professional
Rabbit, i think you missed something on last night's Hewitt match. I again heard from my USTA insiders that the fix was in and Fed was to lose in the second so Andy would play Hewitt in the finals-a guaranteed title. Problem was the CIA has gotten a little gunshy about this payoff business and so SUAT resurrected the OSS to make the payoff. Being old and out of practice the OSS bungled and paid off the wrong player. Immediately after the match cameras caught Hewitt not being upset and carrying a large unnamed brand of racket bag WITHOUT ANY RACKETS IN IT!!! All done by the USTA to ensure Roddick has a GAY OLD TIME at the AO.
 

croatian sensation

Professional
Rabbit said:
Not that there's anything wrong with that. (I think it was time this was interjected into the conversation.)
I was kinda expecting CivicLx to say that :) being known as the biggest expert (and I don't hint it has anything to do with experience) on gay issues here.

j/k Civic...don't send USTA upon me :)
 
Pay offs happen all the time in sports, people are willing to do anything to be a champion even if it means Prostituting them selves.

I don't know if this story is ture but we are guaranteed that it has happend is happening and will continue to happen.

These people are not top pros because they are weekend warriors they live, breath, eat, ect tennis and do not allow anything to get in their way that is the difference between god like players and super star champions, they do not go hand in hand.

I know that if I needed the money I would take it as would 90% of the people on here, and I know that if any of us were desperate enough to get another title we would be paying people off as well.


Just look at womens tennis and how much a negative impact money has had on it, they do anything to have the highest markability so that they can make more money outside of tennis such as with the williams and Sharapova, think about that one
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
I have just this minute received a communique from someone deep in the bowels of the ATP that further verifies the facts as I've detailed them here. I am not at liberty to divulge the source of this information as it may jeopardize his life. You will have to trust me on this, it was obtained at great risk.

Twenty-five years ago, there were some experiments conducted in South Florida. There is a substantive reason Warren Bosworth calls his compound a lab. At the Bosworth labs, there was some genetic experimentation going on. Bosworth was trying to create future clients. The first experiment ended less than successfully and involved Martina Navratilova and Ivan Lendl. Bosworth was not satisfied with the results and the offspring was allowed to be adopted by Petr Korda. Korda named the child Radek Stepanek and he is today, a world class professional. The experiement had some tragic results as Stepanek was born without reproductive organs.

The second experiment was performed using experience from the first and was more successful than Bosworth ever hoped. The resultant child was named Roddick which is a reverse acronym for:

  • Known
  • Conspirator
  • In
  • Determining
  • Draws
  • Or
  • Rounds

For Bosworth, the experiment was a failure as agents from the French Foreign Legion were able to get to Roddick and flip him. The agent in question, Tarik Benhabiles, was also Roddick's first tennis coach. Since then, Roddick has forged closer ties with the French.

The first thing he did was drop his association with Prince rackets. Benhabiles was able to orchastrate this and hook Roddick up with Babolat. Benhabiles was publicly dismissed from the Roddick camp, but in reality he was retired to the French paradise of Tahiti.

Roddick has continued his close association with the French by dropping his contract with Reebok and associating himself with two more French companies, LaCoste and Michelin.

There is no evidence directly relating the French government to the plot to elevate Roddick above Hewitt and Federer, but the following conclusions can be arrived at based on the evidence.

  • The French are not risk takers. They would not risk one of their own players, like Monfils, in a conspiracy of this nature. They would rather blame the Americans.
  • Lleyton Hewitt is, unfortunately for him, a man caught in the middle. He stands between the French and their real objective.
  • The real objective in this whole conspiracy is Roger Federer. The French cannot stand the fact that a Swiss has assumed a dominant position in the world on any level, including tennis. They are using Roddick to try and dethrone Federer.

One might ask why then is the USTA implicated? Quite simply, the USTA saw an ends to a means. If the French government was willing and able to provide funding, method, and personnel to facilitate this attempted coup of world class tennis, then why wouldn't the USTA reap the benefits?

The Swiss have countered. The Hewitt loss was not, as first suspected, a results of a sinister plan from the French and the USTA. No, there is something far worse here. The Swiss, who for centuries have been neutral, have assumed a position in the world. They are hell bent on their players dominating not only the world of tennis, but ratings as well. Martina Hingis (more on her story later) was resurrected from tennis history in a bid to dominate the world of women's tennis as well. The Swiss saw what the French did with Mary Pierce, who is 49 years old, and thought to do the same. The French could not find any women outside of France willing to help. Women know the record the French have with regard to sexual harassment. In any event, this explains why Mary Pierce, who was slated for retirement 20 years ago, has come back in her last gallant attempt to dominate tennis.

There is a reason Martina Hingis is named after Martina Navratilova and it has nothing to do with admiration. The Swiss financed, through ****s funds from WWII that were deposited in Swiss banks, the research started at Bosworth's. Bosworth had Navratilova come back in for another experiment. Martina was going to adopt the baby, but opted out at the last moment because of unwelcome exposure. The father in this experiment was none other than Heinz Gunthardt. As many long time tennis fans will remember, Gunthardt is the former coach of Grand Slam Grand Dame and current Las Vegas resident Steffi Graf. This is no accident as the German Tennis Federation has sided with the Swiss against the French. (Germany vs France, is anyone suprised?) The Swiss have also promised to release the ****s funds back to Germany in return for this aid.

The Roddick side of the draw continues today. Let's see if the facts as we've disclosed them are born out in the allegedly fair play in the tournament. I can hardly wait until the French championships begin. What dastardly plot can the French unleash to dethrone Nadal and supplant him with Roddick?

The truth is out there.
 

Yours!05

Professional
35ft6 said:
This thread is my finest hour...
Though you say so yourself, I concur. And Rabbit's too. Cease defending yourself against the jealous comments of the thick and the loony. Alpha Posters rise above petty niggles.
 

West Coast Ace

G.O.A.T.
You all forgot to mention that Roddick plays all the events in Houston and has been seen on many occasions in the company of George Bush, Sr. - thus one can only conclude that the Trilateral Commission is also involved in this.
 

ShooterMcMarco

Hall of Fame
35ft6 said:
^ Oh the only things I took from Chuck's site were the last two things in post 16. I'm not in the habit of copping other people's material. And, as you can see, when I do, I cite my sources. :p
I love that site. "When Vin Diesel does a push up, hes pushing the world down" :mrgreen:
 

Rabbit

G.O.A.T.
Dateline Melbourne

According to my sources, the draws are progressing according to plan. Andy Roddick will not, as planned, face a seeded player until the Quarterfinals. A monkey may be thrown into the wrench. The Evil Consortium had planned all along for Ivan Ljubicic, the 7 seed, to play Roddick. Ljubicic is under the control of the Evil Consortium and would take a dive at their direction. However, Thomas Johansson, the 10 seed, may not go along with the plan. Johansson expressed outrage at what the Evil Consortium did to Lleyton Hewitt. As many of you know, Johansson has a more than friendly relationship with Hewitt's sister. Johansson is also with Yonex, the very racket company threatened by the Evil Consortium. Johansson has vowed to the Hewitt family that he will deliver a death blow to the Evil Consortium as a dowery for the hand of the young Hewitt daughter.

The Evil Consortium is not taking this threat lightly. They have employed every means at their disposal, including threatening Ljubicic with forced surgical hair implants if he loses. Ljubicic knows that his tough guy image will be lost if he has red, curly locks of hair. He is as determined to win the next round as Johansson is. The contest should be one of great magnitude.

The Evil Consortium, not content to rest the fate of the tournament in the hands of Roddick has seen fit to place two French players on the other side of the draw. Paul Mathieu and Sebastian Grosjean both lurk in the draw for Federer, the real target of the Evil Consortium.

In any event, the Evil Consortium is still controlling all of the Grand Slams.

The truth is out there.​
 

Fee

Legend
(Rabbit, you have the wrong Johansson. It was Joachim that was dating Jaslyn, but they broke up last year...)
 

Jack the Hack

Hall of Fame
Fee said:
(Rabbit, you have the wrong Johansson. It was Joachim that was dating Jaslyn, but they broke up last year...)
I think "they" may have gotten to Rabbit, and the latest post had purposely inserted misinformation regarding the Johansson's in order to undermine the credibility of his previous posts.

Run, Rabbit, run!!! :cool:
 
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