GOAT Male Sex Symbols

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by stringertom, Mar 25, 2017.

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Who's Got Your Back?

  1. Cary Grant

    6.7%
  2. Paul McCartney

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Elvis

    10.0%
  4. George Clooney

    3.3%
  5. Sigmund Freud

    6.7%
  6. Mick Jagger

    3.3%
  7. Robert Plant

    13.3%
  8. Vladimir Putin

    23.3%
  9. Sewretch

    36.7%
  10. Other (write in)

    26.7%
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  1. stringertom

    stringertom Bionic Poster

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    He is Sexi AF but Sewretch casts a large shadow...we're having an eclipse to celebrate it this week!
     
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  2. Vcore89

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    The least interesting man in the world.
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    Poisoned Slice G.O.A.T.

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  5. Dedans Penthouse

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    GOAT Sex Symbols

    This is a layup

    "GOAT"
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    MERE GOATEE

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  6. stringertom

    stringertom Bionic Poster

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    My personal fantasy is imagining Sureshs and Putin both riding a bare backed horse in the nude.

    Sureshs would ride a black stallion and Putin an Arab thoroughbred. They would argue about who is GOAT and Sureshs would then bagel Putin. Putin would exact his revenge by doing judo on Sureshs.

    After the play fight is over Putin would invite Sureshs over to a Russian AYCE.
     
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  8. Dedans Penthouse

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    ^ ^ ^
    hot x 100​

    Pleeeeeze don't end it there!!! . ..

    .you could turn this into a "Sureshs & Vlad: Dirty Boys" novel with maybe um, some steamy highly-detailed locker room scenes featuring hot, non-stop one-on-one male action???!! . .

     
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  9. stringertom

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    Sewretch is far superior to every poaster on this forum, let alone a phony baloney former KGB agent like Vlad. He is very beneath Big Sew and that would lead to a crush in quite the literal way that the ex-operative would never be able to overcome and recover. The only steam you would see is when Vlad blows a gasket and starts burning oil from the block.
     
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  10. Rafaisdabest

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    Harry Kewell, saw him up close when he came to our football ground ...still has it ;)
    Also, I think he thought my dad was the paparazzi before my dad said that he was a Leeds United man then he was ok!! :p:cool:
     

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