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I dont really understand this team tennis system. If individuals are playing as a team, maybe they should tally the total number of games won to decide the winning team. Stacking would go away very quickly.
 
The definition of stacking....but if its to a bunch of arrogant rich kids/parents/coaches...I LOVE it haha.

In my region, one school was so loaded with good players, and every other school in the region knew they had no chance at winning state at 1 or 2 singles, so....they put they're #1 and 2 seeds at 1st doubles....which I played. Ya....it sucked. My partner and I were alright, but not serious club players and tourny players like all these singles players. We were decent doubles players, but against these guys that were just better overall players with more experience and killer serves that we're not used to...it was miserable. Thats why I hate stacking haha.
 
tenniskid567 said:
The definition of stacking....but if its to a bunch of arrogant rich kids/parents/coaches...I LOVE it haha.

In my region, one school was so loaded with good players, and every other school in the region knew they had no chance at winning state at 1 or 2 singles, so....they put they're #1 and 2 seeds at 1st doubles....which I played. Ya....it sucked. My partner and I were alright, but not serious club players and tourny players like all these singles players. We were decent doubles players, but against these guys that were just better overall players with more experience and killer serves that we're not used to...it was miserable. Thats why I hate stacking haha.
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Well, I wouldn't consider this stacking - they are putting their best players in the #1 doubles slot --- that's where they belong.
 
like what??? The other team has had a new coach almost every year for the last 6 years. They all like me now because i help with the tourneys during the summer and know all the rules
 
ttwarrior1:
like what??? The other team has had a new coach almost every year for the last 6 years. They all like me now because i help with the tourneys during the summer and know all the rules
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Tell them you stacked. Let's see how they like you afterwards.

Also your story:
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Don't forget to tell the minister too, lol. Beating the coach 24-22 down from 9-0 lol. 350 pounds, and the team could carry you? 6 People (not counting JV) carrying a 350 pound man? LOL I don't think they would even bother to try lol.
 
Ken said:
God, this should be over. FINISHED.

Yes, it was amusing. Yes, stacking is usually illegal. Yes, moving at 300 lbs. might be a little hard.

GET OVER IT. This shouldn't have moved from stacking to personal insults against the OP anyway. I found the story a funny read. It should stay that way. Nobody can do anything about it now. As other people said, it's not really believable.

But who cares? This was posted back in April. I think you've already shown the OP what's wrong, everybody's repeating themselves.

This is just turning into a way to increase everyone's postcount.
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You are a poser. That is all.
 
In my high school league, we can be penalized if we do something like that. But kudos to beating the other coach. Hell, if you can play tennis at 350 pounds, then kudos to playing tennis.

Good job, I guess.
 
Im going on a routine to lose 30 pounds by next spring. Mainly out of
boredom.
Mainly just guzzling water and doing cardio before lifting.
 
i really really like that story. I can hear the "fist pumping" music playing in the background as the whole town gathers in a frenzy to see this event.

Favorite part: The police were present.
Second favorite part: People pulling over to see whats going on.

This poster either has a solid sense of humor or got a hold of a computer at the peak a severe fever.

This made me look at other posts of his..............he ended one of his other posts with:

"i wash out my mouth with hydrogen peroxide 2 or 3 days a week" and something else about eating/drinking something when you feel a stroke coming on.

Incredible.
 
this troll post is still up? it's like a cinderella story. however, in place of cinderella, we've got a 500lbs tennis player that beats the pros.
 
ttwarrior1 said:
i took over today as coach against another team. Our coach couldnt make the trip as he was away on a mission , since he is a minister also.
This is what i did. We were playing the top ranked team in the state. We are last if they had a rank for that.
Our #1 seed cant beat their #1 seed or even the other teams #2 seed. So i decided to make our worst player the #1 seed. I decided if their guy can beat our #1 guy without a doubt then why not just make it a cheap victory.

I put our second worst player as the #2 seed.

Yes both got beat 6-0 6-0

HERES WHERE THE FUN BEGINS.

The team, coach were were playing all thought they were gonna play our top 2 guys at 1 and 2. He confronts me and I blew him a kiss and laughed. Everyone is now in shock. I lined up my players and we all did the Ric Flair strut and said WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

I Made our best player the #3 seed, and out second best player the #4 seed and our 3rd best playe the #5 seed.

Guess what happened . We won 3 to 2. ha ha ha ha!!

I did the same thing with the girls, and in doubles .

Everyone there was fuming. The coaches , parents. We were the visiting team and there were around 200 or so there spread out .

People calling us cheaters, names and everything you can think of.

I mean the guy i had at #1 is a rookie thats only been playing like a week and cant even get it over the net sometimes if you hit it straight too him.
I mean the punk millionaire kid he was playing was like WTF.

He figured it out later when he saw our best guy beating up their #3 seed.

We've played this team every year since 1976 and havent even won ten matches total i don't think until i took over.
The players on the other team were crying , even some of the parents. They said they were gonna ban us from local tourneys. Turn us into the commissioner. I said go ahead and tell him that we kicked your teams buttocks. THE BEST TEAM WON

Okay i weigh 320 , closer to 350 actuallly and for some reason the coach challenges me to a match. Yes he is better than me but not by alot. I was pumped, motivated. WE had both teams, parents, cops. People running around everywhere. People pulling over trying to figure out what was going on.

Yes he called everyshot i hit on the line out and im like okay, dont even blink and accept it. He was acting like a wild animal during the match . So i decide to start serving to the middle so he cant call my shots out . I served like 80 percent first serve. I was having trouble with his serve so i did more drop shots . He won the 1st set 6-4. I won the second set coming back from 4-0 to win 6-4 . We then did a ten pt tie breaker. First person to 10 win by 2. He was up 9-0 and give up . I then just go for , get two aces. 9-2. I then get two winners 9-4. Still upset knowing im gonna lose. I then get two errors from him on my serve. 9-6. I then get two big time lucky winners from the tape and a miss hit. 9-8. I then get an another winner. I end up winning 24-22 . The team picks me up and carries me off the court. He slams his 300 racket down and breaks it. I mean we celebrated for like 15 minutes. We kept telling stories about the matches we played. WE couldnt stop laughing.
WE decided to to to mcdonalds but after we won we decided its time to go to Golden Corral.
GUESS WHAT HAPPENS. OTHER TEAM SHOWS UP . MORE COMING
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that whole kissing thing was gay. i would never make my whole team do the whole "whoo thing"

the other team double bageled your no.1 and 2 regardless of strategic placement. You guys certainly didn't lose a lo of pride. so whats up with that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELag3LFbVIc
 
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ttwarrior1 said:
im coaching the team we beat that day now as a part time coach. We are all cool. I will do it again if i have too
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I don't understand why you are bumping all of your threads. I thought it was obvious that we all stopped caring when we stopped posting
 
yet you still read it. Looks like many care and read them. I will continue to bump them whenever i want.
Next time your in kentucky I'll run you around on the court.
 
Cheap, and unsportsman like.

Yes they're better than you, but have they ever done anything bad to you besides whoop your teams ass? No.

No reason to do **** like that ever.
 
only4theweak187 said:
Cheap, and unsportsman like.

Yes they're better than you, but have they ever done anything bad to you besides whoop your teams ass? No.

No reason to do **** like that ever.
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The story is obviously made up.

By the way, what he claims he did is actually a violation of the rules. It's called stacking and the victory could probably be revoked if this had really happened.
 
100 miles of cardio per week...very impressive...

Just saw you know, normal breathing doesn't count as cardio exercise, and neither is rolling on the bed or shifting your butt on the couch.
 
This sounds like a story from Balls Out. Except you subbed Sean William Scott for the 300+ pound Hispanic comedian, Gabriel Iglesias. And stacking is a lowly strategy which as I recall is against the rules in most school leagues. Of course the fact that you're from Kentucky might be why that indiscretion slipped through the cracks. And you're probably a Baptist minister, not that there's anything wrong with that, so that might explain why you don't sound so holy in your writings.
 
I was trying to figure out where I should post this story from today and this thread will have to do since it is also ridiculous.

I was walking past some tennis courts today on my way to the car from my daughter's soccer game and noticed to out of shape heavy guys playing shirtless tennis. They weren't good but it was the bigger one that made me laugh the most. They were finishing and collecting their stuff to walk to the same parking lot. I wasn't paying too much attention since my 5 y/o was riding her bike and there were cars all around. After getting the family packed into the car, I noticed what one of the tattoos read. Across his entire stomach read:

THUG
LIFE
FOREVER

I wish I had my camera; either video or still. I thought about jumping out of the car to see if he'd pose w/ me. I've now seen it all! A "Thug Life" tennis player. My wife didn't think it was as funny as I did. What do you think?
 
dak95_00 said:
I was trying to figure out where I should post this story from today and this thread will have to do since it is also ridiculous.

I was walking past some tennis courts today on my way to the car from my daughter's soccer game and noticed to out of shape heavy guys playing shirtless tennis. They weren't good but it was the bigger one that made me laugh the most. They were finishing and collecting their stuff to walk to the same parking lot. I wasn't paying too much attention since my 5 y/o was riding her bike and there were cars all around. After getting the family packed into the car, I noticed what one of the tattoos read. Across his entire stomach read:

THUG
LIFE
FOREVER

I wish I had my camera; either video or still. I thought about jumping out of the car to see if he'd pose w/ me. I've now seen it all! A "Thug Life" tennis player. My wife didn't think it was as funny as I did. What do you think?
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You saw me playing?
 
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i hope there were some paramedics present for those children after they lifted you up
 
dak95_00 said:
I was trying to figure out where I should post this story from today and this thread will have to do since it is also ridiculous.

I was walking past some tennis courts today on my way to the car from my daughter's soccer game and noticed to out of shape heavy guys playing shirtless tennis. They weren't good but it was the bigger one that made me laugh the most. They were finishing and collecting their stuff to walk to the same parking lot. I wasn't paying too much attention since my 5 y/o was riding her bike and there were cars all around. After getting the family packed into the car, I noticed what one of the tattoos read. Across his entire stomach read:

THUG
LIFE
FOREVER

I wish I had my camera; either video or still. I thought about jumping out of the car to see if he'd pose w/ me. I've now seen it all! A "Thug Life" tennis player. My wife didn't think it was as funny as I did. What do you think?
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mikemasonx said:
I really don't know why anyone is giving you any praise at all (aj and ken). That is by far the worst action I've ever heard of taken by any type of coach. First, stacking is illegal as hell. You can't say "the best team won" because you didn't. You cheated. If you had put your players where they were supposed to be and won, that would of been something to tell people about. But you didn't. And the second part, why the hell would the other coach challenge you? and why the hell would you accept it? You obviously have no class and no respect for the sport. You sound like a 12-year-old who decided to sit down and make up a story that you thought people would like. I honestly can't believe this story has any factual information at all.
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I agree with you fully.
 
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