Happy Thanksgiving

ollinger

G.O.A.T.
If we don't eat stuffing the terrorists win. May your turkeys be juicy and attain an internal temperature of 165 degrees F.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I don't like to give thanks to anybody or be grateful for anything. I think I deserve far more than what I have now. When I hear someone say: Look at the poor guy with no legs and be grateful for what you have, I think that it is a rather low bar for existence.
 

Bartelby

Bionic Poster
Oh, Dedans, I thank you and I thank others for this bland new world that we have been given.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I don't like to give thanks to anybody or be grateful for anything. I think I deserve far more than what I have now. When I hear someone say: Look at the poor guy with no legs and be grateful for what you have, I think that it is a rather low bar for existence.
In your case I can understand, since even with legs you can hardly move.

HA HA HA

You certainly come across as being very crabby, unless you were just joking and putting on your usual sour pu55 act.

But i guess, to each his own. That's your outlook to life, but i don't think i agree with your thoughts about it being "a low bar for existence". I certainly DO look around me and thank existence or this universe for giving me a decent life, for giving me a good family, great parents, a sound mind and body.
Every time I run, I thank whatever for making me a runner. Always.

I don't get your line about deserving more than what you have. If I did not know you, I would have thought you were some spoiled brat. What do you mean ? You live in CA, have a good job, a son, play "tennis" (lol).
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
In your case I can understand, since even with legs you can hardly move.

HA HA HA

You certainly come across as being very crabby, unless you were just joking and putting on your usual sour pu55 act.

But i guess, to each his own. That's your outlook to life, but i don't think i agree with your thoughts about it being "a low bar for existence". I certainly DO look around me and thank existence or this universe for giving me a decent life, for giving me a good family, great parents, a sound mind and body.
Every time I run, I thank whatever for making me a runner. Always.

I don't get your line about deserving more than what you have. If I did not know you, I would have thought you were some spoiled brat. What do you mean ? You live in CA, have a good job, a son, play "tennis" (lol).
Who are you thanking? A random chemical accident followed by a series of chance events which made you better in something and worse in others? Or some conscious entity which decided to be nice to you and nasty to someone else? Both seem unqualified for getting thanked.
 
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Oh, Dedans, I thank you and I thank others for this bland new world

that we have been given.
Ah Bartelby, the self-inflating blow up doll….still depending on hand outs? :)

Anyway, 'thanks' for being a fan.

I in turn would like to give thanks for your ancestral tree's criminal bent which has landed bitter little you on a remote penal colony in the middle of Nowheresville.….sigh…..such a wretched existence….smirk…such an caustic little slob…

"Put the miserable pos in the drink, Joey!"
 

Bartelby

Bionic Poster
How does a simple thank you make anyone a fan? ...

but I enjoyed seeing my native fauna shove you face down in the water.

Never turn your back on your superiors!

They don't give hand outs. They just try to keep you down, old boy.



Anyway, 'thanks' for being a fan.

 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Best wishes to all of you.

@stringertom , please send a dozen gulab jamuns to suresh at his office (NOT home) by express/overnight delivery.
Sureshs is the source for my personal version of galub jamuns. I hoard the 4S he dispenses in The Vortex, then slowly heat it over a low flame until all the water has been removed. I then add flour and knead it into a nice doughy ball and deep fry it for a delightful source of energy and pure trollery.:p
 

WildVolley

Legend
Going to cook a 21lb turkey, drink rum cocktails, and eat a huge feast.

I'm thankful for living where I can play tennis outdoors year round on nice courts.

Happy Thanksgiving!:)
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I'm thankful for WTA Carlsbad and their most famous volunteer. The timing was perfect to allow unlimited feasting for me today at Golden Corral.:p

#It'sABellyfullDay!:D
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
"And God said, Let there be laughter: and there was sureshs."

-- Genesis

Some have translated the Latin "dixitque Deus flat lux et facta est lux" as meaning.

"God said let there be flatulence, and there was suresh."


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stringertom

Bionic Poster
Hopefully you ate nothing there, since you nothing and no one to be thankful for.
The irony is overwhelming: so many of us in The Vortex have much to be thankful for in the bounty of gems Sureshs shares with us on a daily basis.:p

BTW, fix your poast...I think you left a word or two out.:eek:
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I didn't like it at all. Just had a piece of apple pie. Came back and ate at home.
LOL, reminds me of that Assterix comic I read as a kid. Obelix (i.e., YOU), had to cut three pieces of cake. So he cut two thin slices for Asterix and the other person (Getafix?), and had the rest himself.

 
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