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Yes, the heights and weights on the atp guide are often off.
this is likely just marketing, which is fine...but to truly answer the questions in this thread, we must look to science, cryptozoology, and also... the macabre.
I will explain.
You see, the one you call Wawrinka shapeshifts in the tradition of the manitou. His strength and stamina are like that of a bear, but he moves very lightly and efficiently, like a big cat or a wolf.
I know, I know everyone thinks he is a polish or czech child, raised in the francophone part of Switzerland -- and while that might be the official version, we now have compelling evidence that suggests otherwise.
The boy was raised in the wild, and dropped off close to one of the man villages near lake Genève. This is nothing new. An unlikely pair, a panther and a bear did this for Rafael Nadal (formerly know as Mowgli). Bagheirra and Balou released Mowgli, I mean Nadal, for the the opportunity that exists in the man village's commercial enterprise.
Similarly, a ferocious but gracious manitou host family made the same sacrifice for the one they call "Stanislas".
As cheesy a moniker as it is, "stan the man" is short for Stan The MANitou.
This specimen, like most manitou, looks and hits heavy, but is light on his feet. Wolfen and cat-like but also distincly bearish.
Muscled, but also lean, but also marbled, his mass is distributed differently than other atp guys who weigh the same, but come from various man villages.
Stan the manitou "Stanticipates" and runs well enough to play defense well, unlike boris, and some other stocky slow white guys raised on creamy foods and processed pork products.
He ends up being assumed fully man...Like Agassi or marcelo rios, only a few inches taller. Like alberto mancini and marshawn lynch. Or roberto carretero, only a bit thinner and taller. Like gordo...the argentine, agustin calleri, only a bit leaner. Like jo Tsonga, only shorter.
See what i mean? It is Shapeshifting, man. Shapeshifting Man...itou.
this is likely just marketing, which is fine...but to truly answer the questions in this thread, we must look to science, cryptozoology, and also... the macabre.
I will explain.
You see, the one you call Wawrinka shapeshifts in the tradition of the manitou. His strength and stamina are like that of a bear, but he moves very lightly and efficiently, like a big cat or a wolf.
I know, I know everyone thinks he is a polish or czech child, raised in the francophone part of Switzerland -- and while that might be the official version, we now have compelling evidence that suggests otherwise.
The boy was raised in the wild, and dropped off close to one of the man villages near lake Genève. This is nothing new. An unlikely pair, a panther and a bear did this for Rafael Nadal (formerly know as Mowgli). Bagheirra and Balou released Mowgli, I mean Nadal, for the the opportunity that exists in the man village's commercial enterprise.
Similarly, a ferocious but gracious manitou host family made the same sacrifice for the one they call "Stanislas".
As cheesy a moniker as it is, "stan the man" is short for Stan The MANitou.
This specimen, like most manitou, looks and hits heavy, but is light on his feet. Wolfen and cat-like but also distincly bearish.
Muscled, but also lean, but also marbled, his mass is distributed differently than other atp guys who weigh the same, but come from various man villages.
Stan the manitou "Stanticipates" and runs well enough to play defense well, unlike boris, and some other stocky slow white guys raised on creamy foods and processed pork products.
He ends up being assumed fully man...Like Agassi or marcelo rios, only a few inches taller. Like alberto mancini and marshawn lynch. Or roberto carretero, only a bit thinner and taller. Like gordo...the argentine, agustin calleri, only a bit leaner. Like jo Tsonga, only shorter.
See what i mean? It is Shapeshifting, man. Shapeshifting Man...itou.
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