Headed to the Suresh Tennis Center Tonight
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Dolgopolov85
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*Bengaluru, i.e., Bangalore.
SoBad
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バンガロール？
Sentinel
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Coming for tennis, or coming for spray ?
Pretty common in Asia where it is difficult to locate places in old cities
Rusty Shackleford
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Sureshsian eclipses are not rare around those parts. The Sureshsian double moon provides ample shade to those willing (and those not fast enough to get out of the area in time).
Rusty Shackleford
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While (Sureshs == awesome) Do
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CivicLx
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I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had A legendary and laughable video combined with a great personality (little bit trollish but still very pleasant) and he has found his way to the top of the hill. Let's hope he stays there for the sake of the people living in the village below
A legendary and laughable video combined with a great personality (little bit trollish but still very pleasant) and he has found his way to the top of the hill. Let's hope he stays there for the sake of the people living in the village below
stringertom
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Del Mar the new Pompeii under Mt. Poobsevius? I like it!I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had
Nice subtle use of the color themed emojis BTW! I will sponsor your citizenship in The Vortex if you wish!
CivicLx
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I often use lol even if I'm only laughing on the inside but your post made me laugh externally tooDel Mar the new Pompeii under Mt. Poobsevius? I like it!
Nice subtle use of the color themed emojis BTW! I will sponsor your citizenship in The Vortex if you wish!
Rusty Shackleford
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Do you Yelp?
https://www.yelp.com/biz/nirus-tennis-academy-santa-clara-2
I kind of like the way they typeset FUNdamentals like that. Kinda makes you realize it's a fun process to learn the fundamentals. Stroke of genius, really. Should go into thriving copywriting business.
stringertom
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Sentinel
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While (Sureshs == awesome) Do
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End <-------- Code never gets here (Bug or Easter Egg? U decide)
You could also make it
while (suresh = awesome) do ...
That way suresh will always be awesome and the loop will also never end.
Suresh was sent by God to save humanity from depression and loneliness. And infertility/impotence.I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had
He is the most potent anti-depressant and aphrodisiac rolled into one.
I laud you for your honesty.
I take it the court needed to be sprayed a bit to keep the dust down. I hope you didn't go overboard in spraying it down.
Did a coach grab your balls? That's what we need to know!
I don't want to know. I don't want to spend the rest of my life feeling jealous especially if that coach is the person the centre is named after.
Rusty Shackleford
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Sureshs is fully Americanized, silly.
He didn't get like this by eating hamburgres either.
stringertom
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Poobeshs emigrated from India to the US instead of Mother Britain just because he knew he could be self-centered more comfortably than in either India or Britain. Being self-centreed elsewhere is an awkward spell, no?
slice bh compliment
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True. Remarkable rise to prominence. Society loves a guy who shows vulnerability, exposes his flaws, and has a sense of humor about it all. Suresh takes this up a few notches around here.I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had
Haha, I completely agree, and I know a coach in California, one in Texas, and another in Flaarida who have all done this. Cute, clever, meaningful. FUNomenal.
Rusty Shackleford
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Sureshs is a very tolerant person (I mean tolerant of jokes). Don't touch him the Dawkins gland or the Clintonris though.
He is mostly a principled fellow (meaning you know where he begins, but never where he ends). A Lewis and Clark expedition was sent to circumnavigate the Sureshsian belly via the Cape of Reacharound Hope a while back, but we suspect Sureshs ate the provisions (and possibly the crew) since they haven't been heard of.
Sentinel
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We would spell it as self-centred not centreed.
But I never really cared for the "ou" in colour and humour. I just add the "u" to look different from you peasants.
stringertom
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She switched teams Coz she didn't want to p1ss next to you, Dr. Huxtable.
stringertom
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So says a native of a country where they play tennis on cow dung!We would spell it as self-centred not centreed.
But I never really cared for the "ou" in colour and humour. I just add the "u" to look different from you peasants.
heninfan99
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You sure they will let you in? It's "professionally managed by former players with almost 20 years experience."
Rusty Shackleford
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Sureshs only has 10 years experience.I would never be a member of a club that wouldn't accept Sureshs as a member. They make me Grouchy.
So says a native of a country where they play tennis on cow dung!
The last dung court is no more. Only the memories (and I suppose smells) remain.
It is the cheapest and most eco-friendly choice.
slice bh compliment
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Too bad. That was an interesting chapter in the tennis culture of a nation with a rich tennis history. I played a few itf satellites in India, and I absolutely loved the CD courts (maybe more than the grass). They were not always the same, but generally:
Firm bounce, no smell even after a rainstorm, responded well to slice, topspin, power, dropvolleys. Much better on the knees/hips than hardcourts. Much better for an offensive game than clay. Not as many bad bounces as clay or grass.
What were the downsides? Have they changed to hardcourts to be like the US and Oz? Probably smart for player development? But i am not a fan of this change.
Firm bounce, no smell even after a rainstorm, responded well to slice, topspin, power, dropvolleys. Much better on the knees/hips than hardcourts. Much better for an offensive game than clay. Not as many bad bounces as clay or grass.
What were the downsides? Have they changed to hardcourts to be like the US and Oz? Probably smart for player development? But i am not a fan of this change.
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heninfan99
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good point. You are also probably surrounded by powerful probiotics. @Gut4Tennis
slice bh compliment
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Haha, yes, very healthy...
and the Indian cows are all grass fed, right? There was a hay-like fiber in there at times.
Ok, i came back to America after some tournaments there, and wanted to build a court out of pet dung. Ecofriendly, economical, but not smart. Grain and meat-fed pet dung? Turrble.
and the Indian cows are all grass fed, right? There was a hay-like fiber in there at times.
Ok, i came back to America after some tournaments there, and wanted to build a court out of pet dung. Ecofriendly, economical, but not smart. Grain and meat-fed pet dung? Turrble.
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stringertom
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Associated earth tremors are quite alarming but have yet to result in the feared Sewnami along the Pacific Rim.
slice bh compliment
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Sewnami got me laughing.
He just gets in the water, does a few phantom splitsteps at the first sandbar...
and with a brief wave of the Tsureshian forehand, our hero triggers a Sewnami.
He just gets in the water, does a few phantom splitsteps at the first sandbar...
and with a brief wave of the Tsureshian forehand, our hero triggers a Sewnami.
stringertom
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I wonder if he was near Lake Sureshsior in November of '75 and went through that routine to cause The Wretch of The Edmund Fitzgerald.
slice bh compliment
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Young sureshs, by the shores of Gitchee Gummee.
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Sureshs left his ding dong dally up his gin gan gooly.
Power Player
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Been there twice. Was pleasantly surprised to discover the toilets feature a duvet. The only luxurious moment of the session though.
Friendly words of advice - avoid the buffet or be plagued with a soft brown spray.
Friendly words of advice - avoid the buffet or be plagued with a soft brown spray.
donquijote
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Bengal tiger Suresh.
The tennis center has a buffet?
Sentinel
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You've been to India ? Which cities ? I presume Chennai.
Must have been awfully hot for you.
Sentinel
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Had.
Then they heard you were coming.
KineticChain
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連合国はヤギです
stringertom
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stringertom
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Perfect for hosing down the dung courts!
donquijote
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I've been to Chennai once and the fattest person I saw there was 1/5 of Sewretch.
stringertom
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I misread that as "fastest"...they must move really slow in Chennai if that's so. All those galub jamuns, no?
Rusty Shackleford
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Wouldn't it be awesome if you stage Operation Dung Revival and you break into Flushing just the night before the Men's Final, and you lay down a thick layer of Sureshsian Dingleberry Chocolate Dung, and then Fed and Nadal play the best match in history and they praise the consistency and aroma of your Asstroturd(TM) surface, and they are so impressed that they invite you to the podium during the trophy ceremony and you get a standing ovulation from Mirka and Xisca and all nubile females in the crowd? That would show the naysayers.
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