Headed to the Suresh Tennis Center Tonight

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CivicLx

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I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had:D A legendary and laughable video combined with a great personality (little bit trollish but still very pleasant) and he has found his way to the top of the hill. Let's hope he stays there for the sake of the people living in the village below:p
 

stringertom

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I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had:D A legendary and laughable video combined with a great personality (little bit trollish but still very pleasant) and he has found his way to the top of the hill. Let's hope he stays there for the sake of the people living in the village below:p
Del Mar the new Pompeii under Mt. Poobsevius? I like it!:p:D

Nice subtle use of the color themed emojis BTW! I will sponsor your citizenship in The Vortex if you wish!:p:D
 
Well I just got back from the Suresh Tennis Center.

I sprayed some balls, court was dusty and marred by dry rodent droppings.

Won't be going back. Not a pleasant place for tennis.

I hope Suresh cleans it up a bit. Fantastic location but sub par tennis facilities.
Do you Yelp?

https://www.yelp.com/biz/nirus-tennis-academy-santa-clara-2

My son took a lesson from " kv" the owner. I was running on the track. I saw him teaching another class when he was suppose to be coaching my son. He coached him when I started walking over to the tennis courts and acted like he had been coaching him the whole hour. Don't use kv or niru beware poor business ethics !!!!!!!
Learn from Coach KV, former National Coach for India who has guided and coached tons of players to top NCAA Div 1 colleges. He has the highest level of coaching certification. Their depth of tennis knowledge combined with excellent communication skills and true love of the game form the basis of all the teaching techniques and programs. We stress on correct FUNdamentals and believe in this sport lasting a lifetime.
I kind of like the way they typeset FUNdamentals like that. Kinda makes you realize it's a fun process to learn the fundamentals. Stroke of genius, really. Should go into thriving copywriting business.
 

Sentinel

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While (Sureshs == awesome) Do
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You could also make it
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That way suresh will always be awesome and the loop will also never end.


I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had:D A legendary and laughable video combined with a great personality (little bit trollish but still very pleasant) and he has found his way to the top of the hill. Let's hope he stays there for the sake of the people living in the village below:p
Suresh was sent by God to save humanity from depression and loneliness. And infertility/impotence.

He is the most potent anti-depressant and aphrodisiac rolled into one.

Well I just got back from the Suresh Tennis Center.

I sprayed some balls, court was dusty and marred by dry rodent droppings.

Won't be going back. Not a pleasant place for tennis.

I hope Suresh cleans it up a bit. Fantastic location but sub par tennis facilities.
I laud you for your honesty.

I take it the court needed to be sprayed a bit to keep the dust down. I hope you didn't go overboard in spraying it down.


Did a coach grab your balls? That's what we need to know!:p:D
I don't want to know. I don't want to spend the rest of my life feeling jealous especially if that coach is the person the centre is named after.
 

stringertom

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I think this "Center" is fake.

We spell it as "Centre" in India, not "center".
Poobeshs emigrated from India to the US instead of Mother Britain just because he knew he could be self-centered more comfortably than in either India or Britain. Being self-centreed elsewhere is an awkward spell, no?
 
I've been to a few message boards in my day and I've never seen someone have the kind of impact that suresh has had:D A legendary and laughable video combined with a great personality (little bit trollish but still very pleasant) and he has found his way to the top of the hill. Let's hope he stays there for the sake of the people living in the village below:p
True. Remarkable rise to prominence. Society loves a guy who shows vulnerability, exposes his flaws, and has a sense of humor about it all. Suresh takes this up a few notches around here.
...I kind of like the way they typeset FUNdamentals like that. Kinda makes you realize it's a fun process to learn the fundamentals. Stroke of genius, really. Should go into thriving copywriting business.
Haha, I completely agree, and I know a coach in California, one in Texas, and another in Flaarida who have all done this. Cute, clever, meaningful. FUNomenal.
 
True. Remarkable rise to prominence. Society loves a guy who shows vulnerability, exposes his flaws, and has a sense of humor about it all. Suresh takes this up a few notches around here.

Haha, I completely agree, and I know a coach in California, one in Texas, and another in Flaarida who have all done this. Cute, clever, meaningful. FUNomenal.
Sureshs is a very tolerant person (I mean tolerant of jokes). Don't touch him the Dawkins gland or the Clintonris though.

He is mostly a principled fellow (meaning you know where he begins, but never where he ends). A Lewis and Clark expedition was sent to circumnavigate the Sureshsian belly via the Cape of Reacharound Hope a while back, but we suspect Sureshs ate the provisions (and possibly the crew) since they haven't been heard of.
 

Sentinel

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Poobeshs emigrated from India to the US instead of Mother Britain just because he knew he could be self-centered more comfortably than in either India or Britain. Being self-centreed elsewhere is an awkward spell, no?
We would spell it as self-centred not centreed.
But I never really cared for the "ou" in colour and humour. I just add the "u" to look different from you peasants. :D
 
Too bad. That was an interesting chapter in the tennis culture of a nation with a rich tennis history. I played a few itf satellites in India, and I absolutely loved the CD courts (maybe more than the grass). They were not always the same, but generally:
Firm bounce, no smell even after a rainstorm, responded well to slice, topspin, power, dropvolleys. Much better on the knees/hips than hardcourts. Much better for an offensive game than clay. Not as many bad bounces as clay or grass.

What were the downsides? Have they changed to hardcourts to be like the US and Oz? Probably smart for player development? But i am not a fan of this change.
 
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heninfan99

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Too bad. That was an interesting chapter in the tennis culture of a nation with a rich tennis history. I played a few itf satellites in India, and I absolutely loved the CD courts (maybe more than the grass). They were not always the same, but generally:
Firm bounce, no smell even after a rainstorm, responded well to slice, topspin, power, dropvolleys. Much better on the knees/hips than hardcourts. Much better for an offensive game than clay. Not as many bad bounces as clay or grass.

What were the downsides? Have they changed to hardcourts to be like the US and Oz? Probably smart for player development? But i am not a fan of this change.
good point. You are also probably surrounded by powerful probiotics. @Gut4Tennis
 

sureshs

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Been there twice. Was pleasantly surprised to discover the toilets feature a duvet. The only luxurious moment of the session though.

Friendly words of advice - avoid the buffet or be plagued with a soft brown spray.
The tennis center has a buffet?
 

stringertom

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Been there twice. Was pleasantly surprised to discover the toilets feature a duvet. The only luxurious moment of the session though.

Friendly words of advice - avoid the buffet or be plagued with a soft brown spray.
Perfect for hosing down the dung courts!
 
The last dung court is no more. Only the memories (and I suppose smells) remain.

It is the cheapest and most eco-friendly choice.
Wouldn't it be awesome if you stage Operation Dung Revival and you break into Flushing just the night before the Men's Final, and you lay down a thick layer of Sureshsian Dingleberry Chocolate Dung, and then Fed and Nadal play the best match in history and they praise the consistency and aroma of your Asstroturd(TM) surface, and they are so impressed that they invite you to the podium during the trophy ceremony and you get a standing ovulation from Mirka and Xisca and all nubile females in the crowd? That would show the naysayers.
 
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