Cindysphinx
G.O.A.T.
I've read the threads. You guys have read them too. "That guy was a pusher, but he beat me!! Waaaaaaaa!"
Yeah, well. Hand me a hankie, 'cause I lost to a pusher tonight. And pass the Advil, because we played on clay.
I don't think I played a dumb or bad match, really. In warm-up, I could see a lady with no net game. No overhead. No pace. No spin. Minimal agility. No serve. I knew this could be trouble. 'Cause the only thing left that could possibly justify her 3.5 rating was Relentless Consistency From The Baseline.
We started playing, and my opening strategy was to out-consistency her by hitting deep. I played conservative balls and waited for her to miss. She did not miss, ever. I had to resist the urge to check my watch *during* these dishwater-dull rallies we were having. Alas, I would miss a touch wide or a touch long before she would. Soon I was behind.
I started trotting out different strategies to throw her off or generate some offense, because the consistency thing was clearly her game and I was never going to beat her playing defense.
First I went with Wardlaw. Utterly useless. I mean, she was sending me pushes up the middle to the baseline. Wardlaw's directionals don't tell you what to do when balls have no direction, but instead just fall out of the sky.
Then I tried hitting corner to corner deep. This accomplished nothing, as she could reach my balls with ease unless I tried to spank them, and then I missed too much.
Then I tried to Moonball her backhand. She loved this. More time to set up to hit her own moon ball back by just waving at it with her 1HBH.
Then I tried hit everything to the backhand. No cigar. She was perfectly capable of pushing off of both wings.
Then I tried bringing her to net. This was a tall order, because the only way I know to bring someone to net is to walk over to their side and grab them by the hair. I do know how to slice my FH (not my BH), so I started slicing the FH or slicing it short or just pushing mid-court balls back short and daring her to come in. This led to some hotly contested games, but I missed too many times to offset her few misses because this is a pretty new shot for me.
First set: 0-6. I don't think she even missed a serve in that first set. I don't know how much time lapsed, but that first set took a looooooong time, and now I was under time pressure too.
For the second set, I figured I should be more aggressive because the only thing that would help me was a quick second set win, which wouldn't happen unless I shortened the points.
I started playing a game called "Create Your Own Shortball." I came in on everything rather than waiting for opportunities that never came. I served and volleyed, followed returns to the net, came in on anything I could get in my strike zone regardless of how deep it was. Mmmm, this worked OK and we had many deuces, but still I couldn't quite break through, partly because my approach shots aren't so hot.
Finally, I hit upon the strategy that had some potential: Hit Every Single Ball As A Crazy Aggressive Fernando Gonzalez Forehand. Hey, if she was going to hit with no pace and give me all day to set up, there was no reason I should ever hit a backhand, right? I hit most every FH inside out, 'cause that's all I really know how to do. I would serve wide, run around her return, and then take it down the line as hard as I could. I received serve from crazy positions, pretty much standing in the doubles alley to receive on the ad side. When I did hit a BH, it was because I just forgot to run around it.
Held. Then Broke.
Trouble was, I couldn't hit my FH crosscourt with any authority. I really needed that shot because she was camping on the BH side.
Anyway, we battled some more with me combining the Everything Forehand strategy with the Kamikaze missions to the net, and we were on serve when she . . . she totally hooked me on game point! My FH DTL was totally on the line, on account of how the ball kicked up and made a smacking sound. She called it out and went on to take the game. Instead of 4-4, it became 5-3 and ultimately 6-3.
We had about 10 minutes remaining, so we started a new set. I resolved to hit angled FHs crosscourt. And what do you know? I hit them. The bounced on the outside T and she couldn't reach them!
So. Now I know what to do with paceless pushers: To get the ball out of reach and get them moving, you have to have the ability to hit topspin angled short balls. Hitting deep to the baseline totally doesn't cut it.
I guess I'd better to get to work on that . . .
Cindy -- who was shocked whenever this lady made an UE, because it happened so infrequently
Yeah, well. Hand me a hankie, 'cause I lost to a pusher tonight. And pass the Advil, because we played on clay.
I don't think I played a dumb or bad match, really. In warm-up, I could see a lady with no net game. No overhead. No pace. No spin. Minimal agility. No serve. I knew this could be trouble. 'Cause the only thing left that could possibly justify her 3.5 rating was Relentless Consistency From The Baseline.
We started playing, and my opening strategy was to out-consistency her by hitting deep. I played conservative balls and waited for her to miss. She did not miss, ever. I had to resist the urge to check my watch *during* these dishwater-dull rallies we were having. Alas, I would miss a touch wide or a touch long before she would. Soon I was behind.
I started trotting out different strategies to throw her off or generate some offense, because the consistency thing was clearly her game and I was never going to beat her playing defense.
First I went with Wardlaw. Utterly useless. I mean, she was sending me pushes up the middle to the baseline. Wardlaw's directionals don't tell you what to do when balls have no direction, but instead just fall out of the sky.
Then I tried hitting corner to corner deep. This accomplished nothing, as she could reach my balls with ease unless I tried to spank them, and then I missed too much.
Then I tried to Moonball her backhand. She loved this. More time to set up to hit her own moon ball back by just waving at it with her 1HBH.
Then I tried hit everything to the backhand. No cigar. She was perfectly capable of pushing off of both wings.
Then I tried bringing her to net. This was a tall order, because the only way I know to bring someone to net is to walk over to their side and grab them by the hair. I do know how to slice my FH (not my BH), so I started slicing the FH or slicing it short or just pushing mid-court balls back short and daring her to come in. This led to some hotly contested games, but I missed too many times to offset her few misses because this is a pretty new shot for me.
First set: 0-6. I don't think she even missed a serve in that first set. I don't know how much time lapsed, but that first set took a looooooong time, and now I was under time pressure too.
For the second set, I figured I should be more aggressive because the only thing that would help me was a quick second set win, which wouldn't happen unless I shortened the points.
I started playing a game called "Create Your Own Shortball." I came in on everything rather than waiting for opportunities that never came. I served and volleyed, followed returns to the net, came in on anything I could get in my strike zone regardless of how deep it was. Mmmm, this worked OK and we had many deuces, but still I couldn't quite break through, partly because my approach shots aren't so hot.
Finally, I hit upon the strategy that had some potential: Hit Every Single Ball As A Crazy Aggressive Fernando Gonzalez Forehand. Hey, if she was going to hit with no pace and give me all day to set up, there was no reason I should ever hit a backhand, right? I hit most every FH inside out, 'cause that's all I really know how to do. I would serve wide, run around her return, and then take it down the line as hard as I could. I received serve from crazy positions, pretty much standing in the doubles alley to receive on the ad side. When I did hit a BH, it was because I just forgot to run around it.
Held. Then Broke.
Trouble was, I couldn't hit my FH crosscourt with any authority. I really needed that shot because she was camping on the BH side.
Anyway, we battled some more with me combining the Everything Forehand strategy with the Kamikaze missions to the net, and we were on serve when she . . . she totally hooked me on game point! My FH DTL was totally on the line, on account of how the ball kicked up and made a smacking sound. She called it out and went on to take the game. Instead of 4-4, it became 5-3 and ultimately 6-3.
We had about 10 minutes remaining, so we started a new set. I resolved to hit angled FHs crosscourt. And what do you know? I hit them. The bounced on the outside T and she couldn't reach them!
So. Now I know what to do with paceless pushers: To get the ball out of reach and get them moving, you have to have the ability to hit topspin angled short balls. Hitting deep to the baseline totally doesn't cut it.
I guess I'd better to get to work on that . . .
Cindy -- who was shocked whenever this lady made an UE, because it happened so infrequently