How can every umpire be the worst umpire?

weakera

Legend
Do we have a running tally of every umpire that NK has called the worst umpire?

It simply doesn't add up!
 

Born_to_slice

Hall of Fame
He needs someone to suck up to him like Lahyani did last USO. Everyone else...is a efin potato. He's too talented to be coached and umpired, obviously.
 

ANDYbhGENIUS

Professional
Nick berates the uneven playing field created by the ITF ATP WTA, on which he is right, after which he should realize that this method and strategy has been the case for thousands of years. changing that is impossible. Corporate power has given birth to the ATP, so nick, get the hell ouit of there if you hate it so much.
 

tennisBIEST

Semi-Pro
I was coaching my kids last night and sat them down and we discussed the NK match and his mental dwarfism. I told the kids how disrespectful he was to the chair umpire and how he called him a “potato! among many of things. Next thing l know I hear the kids calling each other potato’s!!
 

CHIP72

Rookie
Do we have a running tally of every umpire that NK has called the worst umpire?

It simply doesn't add up!
Well, every umpire except one is wearing a disguise to make him look different (including look like a female at times). However, the same umpire handles all of Kyrgios' matches. Kyrgios has discovered the deception.

Simple explanation!
 

er4claw

Rookie
Every soccer forum believes that the referee was the worst referee in history in the game that they just played. If they can do it so can Kyros.
 

Rattler

Hall of Fame
I got called the worst umpire by none other than Johnny Mac, I smiled and said “Thank you, now I feel like I’ve finally arrived.”
 

UnderratedSlam

Hall of Fame
It adds up. But first, you need to apply NK logic. And then employ NK math. Voila!
How do we get there though? Do we bash our heads against the wall 50 times a day?

How exactly does one become well-versed in kyrgiomaths and nickologic?

It seems so difficult to get there, to stoop that low...
 

UnderratedSlam

Hall of Fame
Every soccer forum believes that the referee was the worst referee in history in the game that they just played. If they can do it so can Kyros.
Nick is a dead ringer for a soccer player. Damaged intelligence, stupid hair-cuts, wannabe gangsta attitude, misplaced aggression, macho posturing...
 

UnderratedSlam

Hall of Fame
I haven't followed enough of his career to have a clear opinion, but I don't remember a match with him where nothing happened with the umpire. Sometimes it would be just a little complaining with no damage, but I never saw a "normal" Kyrgios match.
All of that will change once he learns to like himself...

If.
 
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