How do I win at life?

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
According to Milton Bradley rules, srshs’ stated goal of ending with the most money would make you a winner.

Please compensate me well for the tip.
 
It's quite easy, you've got to give to live..
Life is not about winning padowan, it's about loving, helping and giving to others less fortunate.

Empathy. Get some!
 

eelhc

Hall of Fame
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
Win by playing against yourself:

Jordan Peterson Rule #4: “Compare Yourself to Who You Were Yesterday, Not to Who Someone Else Is Today.”




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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
You need the highest poast count on TW. To seal the deal you need the highest like count.

Sadly both are taken by "Florida Man". You have a long way to go to upstage him. I suggest you forget about it and just get on with life, whatever life is.
 

Shroud

G.O.A.T.
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
Getting off of forums is a good start. You are only as good as the 5 people you hang out with...
 

Mainad

Bionic Poster
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
You've probably already left it too late. You need to be born into a wealthy and influential family and/or have exceptional intelligence. Without either of those 2 major assets, especially the first, you will always struggle.
 

dgold44

G.O.A.T.
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
Accept and embrace defeat and enjoy the fact you still have 2 legs , 2 eyes , functional spinal cord , brain and heart and 2 arms etc
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?
Try being immortal. Nobody succeeded yet, but maybe there’s a chance for you.
 

RaulRamirez

Hall of Fame
Make honest line calls, perfect the fundamentals, play defense when needed, but don't be afraid to rush the net.

That and - pursue your dreams and enable others to pursue theirs. Treat others as you would like to be treated...the rest, as they say, is just details.
 
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