How do I win at life?

[r2473]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

 

[johnwah]

be fedr... the end...

 

[LeeD]

Simple..lower your standards and consider yourself blessed to make it alive to your FIRST birthday.

 

[stringertom]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

According to Milton Bradley rules, srshs’ stated goal of ending with the most money would make you a winner.

Please compensate me well for the tip.

 

[ak24alive]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Drugs. Sex. And House MD.

 

[Chace]

Eat more bacon

 

[IowaGuy]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Bacn

 

[sphinx780]

The winner has already been declared.

 

[Chadalina]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Stop keeping score is how you truely win

 

[ChaelAZ]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Are you on Facebook and popular social media? That is a good place to start showing how amazing g your life is.


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[TahoeTennis]

It's quite easy, you've got to give to live..
Life is not about winning padowan, it's about loving, helping and giving to others less fortunate.

Empathy. Get some!

 

[Nostradamus]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

If you are healthy and you care for others more than you do yourself,, you are a WINNER all the way.

 

[stringertom]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Get a dialogue going with this winner:

He likes to help his friends “win.”

 

[eelhc]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Win by playing against yourself:

Jordan Peterson Rule #4: “Compare Yourself to Who You Were Yesterday, Not to Who Someone Else Is Today.”




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[T1000]

Sometimes no one shows up and you automatically win

 

[Steady Eddy]

Always look on the bright side of life.

 

[Zara]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Do you want to run naked? No one's doing it. You win under all circumstances.

 

[ak24alive]

Stop running naked on tennis courts.

 

[Sentinel]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

You need the highest poast count on TW. To seal the deal you need the highest like count.

Sadly both are taken by "Florida Man". You have a long way to go to upstage him. I suggest you forget about it and just get on with life, whatever life is.

 

[Sentinel]

Stop keeping score is how you truely win

It's truly not truely, you looser ! You've already lost so don't give udders add vice on winning.

 

[NLBwell]

Have successful grandchildren.

 

[Hmgraphite1]

It's truly not truely, you looser ! You've already lost so don't give udders add vice on winning.

 

[Hmgraphite1]

Drink more milk

 

[Shroud]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Getting off of forums is a good start. You are only as good as the 5 people you hang out with...

 

[Raining hopes]

Be yourself, that's actually what makes everyone happy. And when you are happy , you already have won.

 

[Mainad]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

You've probably already left it too late. You need to be born into a wealthy and influential family and/or have exceptional intelligence. Without either of those 2 major assets, especially the first, you will always struggle.

 

[Chadalina]

It's truly not truely, you looser ! You've already lost so don't give udders add vice on winning.

I find this "udderly" disappointing, thought we were friends

Tempted to break out a cow a pic

 

[stringertom]

Stop running naked on tennis courts.

If @r2473 was even half as sexi as his avatar, streaking wood bee OK.

 

[dgold44]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Accept and embrace defeat and enjoy the fact you still have 2 legs , 2 eyes , functional spinal cord , brain and heart and 2 arms etc

 

[OhYes]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Leave forum.

 

[stringertom]

Accept and embrace defeat and enjoy the fact you still have 2 legs , 2 eyes , functional spinal cord , brain and heart and 2 arms etc

Not after Cannibal Lectereshs moves to Utah and AYCE raids.

 

[Sudacafan]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

Try being immortal. Nobody succeeded yet, but maybe there’s a chance for you.

 

[2good4U]

The only true way to win .....





























..... is to not play the game.

 

[stringertom]

 

[Zara]

Try being immortal. Nobody succeeded yet, but maybe there’s a chance for you.

 

[Zara]

Leave forum.

How rude!

 

[stringertom]

How rude!

And inaccurate!

Their r sew mini two taik innspirashun frum:

 

[Zara]

And inaccurate!

Their r sew mini two taik innspirashun frum:

I to die, you to die but Suresh lives on forever.

 

[heninfan99]

Volunteer at a soup kitchen but tell no one about it.

 

[stringertom]

I to die, you to die but Suresh lives on forever.

Eye depress frum ur trooth.

 

[Zara]

 

[Zara]

Eye depress frum ur trooth.

I tried to speak it. lmho!

 

[RaulRamirez]

Make honest line calls, perfect the fundamentals, play defense when needed, but don't be afraid to rush the net.

That and - pursue your dreams and enable others to pursue theirs. Treat others as you would like to be treated...the rest, as they say, is just details.

 

[OhYes]

How rude!

Why ? It is helpful suggestion above everything else.

 

[stringertom]

Why ? It is helpful suggestion above everything else.

Ackshully, know. Eye knowtice @r2473 iz knot active sense OP sew hee iz sewking inn awl hour nawledge anne wiil bee the big wiener.

 

[maleyoyo]

Become a "pusher" in every thing you do in life

 

[OhYes]

Ackshully, know. Eye knowtice @r2473 iz knot active sense OP sew hee iz sewking inn awl hour nawledge anne wiil bee the big wiener.

Sorry didn't bring Enigma on board.

 

[MatsPhilander]

 

[TheGhostOfAgassi]

We all lose this life so can’t really win anything

That’s the beauty of it too