How do I win at life?

[Zara]

Sorry didn't bring Enigma on board.

"Ackshully, know. Eye knowtice @@r2473 iz knot active sense OP sew hee iz sewking inn awl hour nawledge anne wiil bee the big wiener"

Actually, no. I noticed @r2473 is not active since OP so he is sucking in all our knowledge and will be the big winner.

 

[OhYes]

"Ackshully, know. Eye knowtice @@r2473 iz knot active sense OP sew hee iz sewking inn awl hour nawledge anne wiil bee the big wiener"

Actually no. I noticed @r2473 is not active since OP so he is sucking in all our knowledge and will be the winner.

He was seeious then.
Thanks Zara.

 

[Zara]

He was seeious then.
Thanks Zara.

I am the clear Winner. And I take it all.

Thank you all for playing!

 

[OhYes]

I am the clear Winner. And I take it all.

Thank you all for playing!

Must you take all ?

 

[Zara]

Must you take all ?

I um shellfish.

 

[stringertom]

I am the clear Winner. And I take it all.

Thank you all for playing!

Ewe phlunked kindergarten ware theigh teetch howe two shair.

 

[stringertom]

I um shellfish.

Eye lyke muscles, espeshially pulleying thim frum the shale, thanks two mye awl thyme fave 80’s Brit band Squeeze.

 

[sureshs]

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

 

[r2473]

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

In what way are you a winner?

 

[Rubens]

Eat this

 

[stringertom]

In what way are you a winner?

Hee dozen eat bacon sew yew can avoid famine.

 

[Sentinel]

In what way are you a winner?

He's a whiner. Or maybe a weiner

 

[sureshs]

In what way are you a winner?

Tennis

 

[donquijote]

Nobody wins at life.

 

[Sentinel]

Eat this

I'd need a few bottles of tomato ketchup to down that thingie.

 

[Sentinel]

Tennis

THey give prizes for standing still ?

 

[ak24alive]

For about 70000 years HomoSapiens have fooled themselves with a sense of purpose.. sadly it is the only way to live with satisfaction in this materialistic world.. nothing is more important than satisfaction.. evolution doesn't demand satisfaction.. it demands survival.. but we Sapiens are beyond that.. we need a purpose.
Find yourself a purpose. Anything that will take you forward in life.
If that purpose is big enough you might find yourself lost and disappointed until it doesn't get fulfilled. For that find small purposes which inturn will help you with the bigger/main purpose.
Big goals with daily/weekly/monthly small goals.. that sorta thang.
And remember "Glory lies in the attempt to reach one’s goal and not in reaching it"
- Mahatma Gandhi.

 

[ak24alive]

Tennis

Hahaha legendary

 

[Light of Star]

The most simple thing to win in this life is accepting Jesus Christ as Savior. I always believe that is true. Winning is good, but even if we win all things in this life and ended up in Hell, what good is it ?
Since this is Christmas season I think it is important to look inside ourselves and come to Jesus Christ our Savior. Merry Christmas.

 

[Sentinel]

The most simple thing to win in this life is accepting Jesus Christ as Savior

OP wants to beat everyone else. If millions others have also accepted Jesus, how can OP beat them all.

And how does he beat those who have accepted Mohamed, Moses, Ra, Zeus, Shresh, etc etc.

 

[Sentinel]

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

In what way are you a winner?

Weight loss gain ?

 

[Dags]

 

[Bartelby]

'to beat everyone else at life' ... is one of those linguistic expressions which seems to mean more than it otherwise does due to the word 'life' being used in a rather peculiar manner.

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

 

[stringertom]

Tennis

This is definitely a winner every thyme eye sea itt:

 

[r2473]

'to beat everyone else at life' ... is one of those linguistic expressions which seems to mean more than it otherwise does due to the word 'life' being used in a rather peculiar manner.

What do you think it means?

 

[Sudacafan]

Nobody wins at life.

And maybe it's better that way. Immortality would be very boring.

 

[Sudacafan]

'to beat everyone else at life' ... is one of those linguistic expressions which seems to mean more than it otherwise does due to the word 'life' being used in a rather peculiar manner.

"Live is life. Naná - Nananá. Live is life."
One of the songs I hate more in the history of music, in spite of loving life.

 

[sureshs]

And maybe it's better that way. Immortality would be very boring.

You haven't tried it, so how do you know?

 

[sureshs]

'to beat everyone else at life' ... is one of those linguistic expressions which seems to mean more than it otherwise does due to the word 'life' being used in a rather peculiar manner.

@r2473 is not that sophisticated. His superficial knowledge is limited to some philosophy courses in college.

 

[Sudacafan]

You haven't tried it, so how do you know?

OK, I will try and do my best. Then I'll tell you if you are around.

 

[stringertom]

@r2473 is not that sophisticated. His superficial knowledge is limited to some philosophy courses in college.

You’re saying those courses did not focus enough on the rhetorical Sophists of Greek and Roman civilizations??? Instead, he focused on more modern minds like Bacon???

 

[sureshs]

You’re saying those courses did not focus enough on the rhetorical Sophists of Greek and Roman civilizations??? Instead, he focused on more modern minds like Bacon???

The courses were good. Problem was the student.

 

[stringertom]

The courses were good. Problem was the student.

Eye stihl dreem uv arrangeing a grudge match on the court anne at a watering whole afterwards between ewe to. Just imagine the ticket sails fore that won!

 

[r2473]

@r2473 is not that sophisticated. His superficial knowledge is limited to some philosophy courses in college.

The courses were good. Problem was the student.

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

 

[stringertom]

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

Will ewe agree two pleigh srshs in a grudge match that eye will promote? Wee can have the too uv yew mete halfweigh inn Lost Wages. Eye am willing two ride my bicycle their butt ewe may have too act as my bodyguard inn case @dgold44 shows up too start the civil war hee envisions. Eye am knot sure(shs) hoo hee will shoot at furst...me ore srshs???

 

[sureshs]

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

The "their" was to acknowledge transgender people, in case you missed it.

 

[stringertom]

The "their" was to acknowledge transgender people, in case you missed it.

Could be Siamese twins, no?

 

[Northern]

I decided today that I'm going to beat everyone else at life. I'm just not sure what I need to do to be declared the winner. Can anybody help me out?

You make your own rules. Then you can win.

 

[Northern]

The "their" was to acknowledge transgender people, in case you missed it.

I once met a transgender transvenstite in the Trans-Siberian. The only thing that went into the tunnel that night was the train.

 

[sureshs]

Could be Siamese twins, no?

Sure

 

[stringertom]

Sure(shs)

FTFY. Ewe r my god anne eye lyke itt lyke that.

 

[stringertom]

I once met a transgender transvenstite in the Trans-Siberian. The only thing that went into the tunnel that night was the train.

I saw RHPS two mini thymes two bee shocked iff wut theigh whirr dewing then hascent spread frum Transylvania two Trans-Siberia anne/ore the Transamerica billding inn San Francisco.

 

[-NN-]

You make your own rules. Then you can win.

/fred

Life is what you make it. Win whilst also losing through the prism of one's own rules.

What appeared insuperable has now become trivial.

 

[Zara]

Everyone is a winner in his/her/their way

lmho!

 

[Zara]

And maybe it's better that way. Immortality would be very boring.

That's a very nice cemetery. I remember when I was in school, there was one right behind my school and a lot of soldiers who died at war were buried on that ground and their headstones had beautiful messages. I used to write them down on my little notebook. This I'd do after school. I no longer have that notebook.

 

[dgold44]

Will ewe agree two pleigh srshs in a grudge match that eye will promote? Wee can have the too uv yew mete halfweigh inn Lost Wages. Eye am willing two ride my bicycle their butt ewe may have too act as my bodyguard inn case @dgold44 shows up too start the civil war hee envisions. Eye am knot sure(shs) hoo hee will shoot at furst...me ore srshs???

Despite are feud I know you’re a good man with a good soul and that you mean well

 

[NLBwell]

You've probably already left it too late. You need to be born into a wealthy and influential family and/or have exceptional intelligence. Without either of those 2 major assets, especially the first, you will always struggle.

No.
There are billions of people with happy rewarding lives who don't have a wealthy family or exceptional intelligence. Only in certain segments of very rich countries do people think these things are important.

 

[NLBwell]

I once met a transgender transvenstite in the Trans-Siberian. The only thing that went into the tunnel that night was the train.

 

[stringertom]

Wee sea things aye two aye...sea #92 above.

 

[stringertom]

Despite are feud I know you’re a good man with a good soul and that you mean well

Yes, I refrain from mocking Down’s Syndrome people for their appearance or diminished IQ’s.

I could solve your insensitivity to the plight of innocents in about a month on a pedicab on International Drive during the summer. I can’t tell you how many times I see families that wheel around severely disabled children as part of their family vacations and they are joyous in going to the efforts to let their kids enjoy Mousetown and Potterville. You are a troubled soul to mock someone facing disabilities.