how do you know when you play too much tennis?

[acehole]

sometimes i get the idea that i play too much tennis. well the other day something happened that PROVES i play too much tennis.

the other day my wife walked by me (shes smokin hot) and i gave her a little crack on the ass.

thats not the bad part. the bad part is that I PUT TOPSPIN ON THE SWING!!

so does anyone else have syptoms from playing too much tennis?

 

[ollinger]

When I buy a pair of tickets at a movie for my wife and I, I ask the guy behind the window for three or four tickets, look at them to see which have ragged edges, and keep the smoothest two, handing the others back.

 

[KuanMaster]

you will play better

 

[Mick]

you have played too much tennis when you don't want to pick up your tennis racquet.

 

[Chris De Tone]

I played my daughter the other day and called her for several foot faults, costing her many points during the set which I scraped out 7-6. Oh, she's 3 years old by the way. I don't give anything away for free once you step between those lines!

 

[NotAtTheNet]

sometimes i get the idea that i play too much tennis. well the other day something happened that PROVES i play too much tennis.

the other day my wife walked by me (shes smokin hot) and i gave her a little crack on the ass.

thats not the bad part. the bad part is that I PUT TOPSPIN ON THE SWING!!

so does anyone else have syptoms from playing too much tennis?

My Fiance' doesn't even play tennis, but to reward me she'll wear a really skimpy tennis outfit for me right before we get down to business. she also wears these nylon yoga pant/shorts that look like nadal's manpri's. I think she got the idea when she saw i had the playboy issue with Ashley Harkleroad. I have to say... I like it!

 

[mtommer]

how do you know when you play too much tennis?

Can't happen. It's impossible to play to much tennis.

 

[RoddickAce]

how do you know when you play too much tennis?

Can't happen. It's impossible to play to much tennis.

I agree!

 

[Mick]

how do you know when you play too much tennis?

Can't happen. It's impossible to play to much tennis.

it depends on who you are playing with. I played with this guy the other night. one hour of hitting him was like 4 hours of hitting with my regular partner :shock:

 

[max]

you have played too much tennis when you don't want to pick up your tennis racquet.

This is pretty much it, and when you just start not caring about points.

 

[Richard Pur]

You mentioned a smoking hot wife, but no kids. Have a baby or two, and that will take care of you having to wonder whether you play too much tennis or not. Playing once or twice a week will soon become a luxury.

Rich

P.S. And the babies might take care of your smoking hot wife too.

: - )

 

[RoddickAce]

it depends on who you are playing with. I played with this guy the other night. one hour of hitting him was like 4 hours of hitting with my regular partner :shock:

Better than me, hitting with one of my friends was like hitting against an open court for 4 hours! The guy doesn't run or move, so it was totally boring.:???:

 

[acehole]

i once pulled my cell phone out of my left pocket and immediately bouced it off the ground like i was getting ready to serve! i even THINK about tennis too much.

 

[acehole]

When I buy a pair of tickets at a movie for my wife and I, I ask the guy behind the window for three or four tickets, look at them to see which have ragged edges, and keep the smoothest two, handing the others back.

this kills me man. hysterical

 

[mtommer]

You mentioned a smoking hot wife, but no kids. Have a baby or two, and that will take care of you having to wonder whether you play too much tennis or not. Playing once or twice a week will soon become a luxury.

Rich

P.S. And the babies might take care of your smoking hot wife too.

: - )

Phhhssshhh! The more you play the more likely you'll never have to worry about any of them again. Problem solved! :mrgreen:

 

[mtommer]

one hour of hitting him was like 4 hours of hitting with my regular partner :shock:

If your regular partner frustrates you so much you shouldn't play for four hours with him.

 

[Commando Tennis Shorts]

how do you know when you play too much tennis?

Hell freezes over.

 

[Mick]

If your regular partner frustrates you so much you shouldn't play for four hours with him.

nope. my regular hitting partner doesn't frustrated me. she is like 1/2 level below me, so I feel i could last forever. the other guy that i played with the other day was like 1/2 level above me, so it took a lot of energy to keep the ball in play due to the pace and placement of his balls.

LeeD said if you want to become a decent player, you have to play 6 hours a day, 7 days a week -- I'm only doing it for 4 hours a day x 7

funny thing about my hitting partner is she doesn't watch wta tennis matches and her idol is federer. me, i prefer watching wta tennis matches and my idol is safina.

 

[acehole]

the question may have been a little misunderstood. to me its like driving a stick for years, then when you get an automatic, you still reach for the stick everytime you come to a stop sign. like that.