Just wondered how my membership compares to others. I pay $96/month for unlimited tennis. They only have 5 courts, but have a weights, nautilus, etc. The mid mornings and afternoons are easy to get a court, as well as after 8:00 on most nights.
Just wondered how my membership compares to others. I pay $96/month for unlimited tennis. They only have 5 courts, but have a weights, nautilus, etc. The mid mornings and afternoons are easy to get a court, as well as after 8:00 on most nights.
I pay 60 bucks just for Outdoor courts from April till November!
I pay £960 per year (£80) per month 8 indoor courts (carpet) 2 outdoor (standard hardcourt) 4 squash courts swimming pool indoor and outdoor gymnasium with free weights and machines membership fee gives unlimited access to all facilities, extra cost for coaching.
$115 for the season - 10 outdoor courts, unlimited play. March to October I think.
Wow, where do all of you live? Not in CT i know that.![]()
At my club I pay $2000/hr to have a beautiful female tennis partner hit with me. They'll all be very tall, long legged, artificially enhanced up top, long hair braided into a pony tail, shorty short, sport bra, ex-Div 1 players.
As a 1.0 only they can control my shanks and make me look good. They're paid to oh and ah my mis-directed balls as if I meant to run them around with my well disguised shots.
For another $1000/hr they will sit with me in the club house and compliment me loudly so that people around us can hear.
For $1500/hr they'll be my gym workout partner. They'll bench 125lbs on the machine, while I bend 65 lbs. They be running uphill on the tread mill and max speed while I suck wind walking 12 minute mile but we'll share the same towel.
I just have to make sure to not make the same mistake as our ex-governor and transport them across state lines. It cost double if we meet up on a club outside of NY.
As a successful Ponzi scheme manager, competing with cars, yaths, planes, and mansions are old news.
For $5000/hr we can pretend that I'm giving her tennis pointers and she will behave as if I'm an awesome coach and she's gushing with appreciation.
Just wondered how my membership compares to others. I pay $96/month for unlimited tennis. They only have 5 courts, but have a weights, nautilus, etc. The mid mornings and afternoons are easy to get a court, as well as after 8:00 on most nights.