How tennis can stop you from snoring

Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by snoopy, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. snoopy

    snoopy Professional

    Jun 9, 2006

    Silent Night
    Which snoring remedies actually work?

    Tennis ball, $2.50 for can of three
    The MacGyver remedy. Or, as I like to call it, fetching with Pavlov's dog. Put a tennis ball in a sock, and then safety pin the sock to the middle of the back of a T-shirt. When you sleep in this T-shirt, it's painful to sleep on your back, so you turn on your side, where you're less likely to snore. If you sleep with the sock enough, your sleep self will supposedly associate sleeping on your back with pain, and you won't need the T-shirt anymore.

    I'm not used to sleeping with a shirt on, so this—not to mention the heavy sock tugging at the back—took some getting used to. Also, it is surprisingly painful to have a Wilson jut into your back. But the remedy worked immediately. The morning after the first night, Elizabeth reported no snoring. I felt great, too. The second night, my deceitful sleep self did manage to outmaneuver the sock, swinging the tennis ball between my arm and side, allowing me to sleep on my back and snore. But the next day I adjusted the sock so that it was tighter against the shirt and could not be stretched out. For the rest of the trial, there was no snoring.

    By the fifth night, I was attached to the ensemble. There was something ritualistic about putting the shirt on every night, and the thought of moving on to test another remedy made me sad. Elizabeth loved it, too. Improbably, she even found the get-up cute, which solidified this remedy's place as the clear winner.
  2. rommil

    rommil Legend

    Feb 23, 2004
    Oh I thought it was a thread that says tennis prevents you from snoring because when you play tennis you are not sleeping. Sorry that was juvenile lol.
  3. Feña14

    Feña14 Legend

    Feb 18, 2004
    I'd try that but knowing my luck, i'd injure myself. I heard Vijay Singh did something similar when practising his golf swing to keep his arm in the right position and he damaged a rib in the process.

    Oh and I don't snore :confused:

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