Discussion in 'Odds & Ends' started by Manus Domini, Feb 23, 2014.
So God smokes crack? Well, Heaven will be more interesting than I thought. :twisted:
Nice try but thou doth protest too much. I'm starting to think there actually is a LOT of money involved for very little work. If not money, then at least a lot of sexual satisfaction which is good enough for me. There are probably Troll groupies, swag at parties, etc.
You just don't want anyone horning in the action but I see through your little ruse.
THIS IS THE best troll of all time. the GOAT
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lalalala (Waves) lo lo lo lo lo lo
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Napoleon XIV is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g
I'm too lazy (maybe even remembered wrong) to scour the internet but Diana Ross might have sung Amazing Grace with ''AHs'' only! Try to beat that.
"Very little work". Baah ! You noobs have no idea how many hours of our small lives we dedicated to opening and spamming each thread on a forum, sifting out intelligent from dumb poasters so we can trap the smart ones. Yes, we throw parties every time we get someone banned, we brag about bans etc. But only the cream gets invited. It depends on how many scalps you have. The Wolf of Wall Street doesn't compare to us. We are remorseless.
I wanna join your troll parties! How close am I in troll count?
It's a very close circle. You need some existing member to nominate you, especially a senior member. After ten years of merciless trolling, you may be promoted to a "made man" which means that no one can touch you, no other troll can get away alive if he messes with you, no matter which group he belongs to. Made men are untouchable. Each group has one leader, several made men and then the rest of follower trolls who are basically expendable and must troll at our beck and call if they want to live. But its a good life for them as long as they follow the rules. Even noob trolls are respected by the rest of the world and get our support when they get into any trouble with non-trolls (aka badfellas).
But you've only been on the forums since 2008. How did you get on the fast track?
If you read my early posts in this thread, i pioneered various forms of trolling. I experimented, I went into uncharted territories. I took on the big fellas, took them down and then replaced them (L.A Confidential like). I was the Al Capone of trolling. I was the Scarface, the John Dillinger of the internet world.
Nonsense. All your methods are tried and true. I suspect bribery plays a larger part than you let on.
And these guys are discussing the meaning of life in another thread. Make of that what you will...
Senti has morphed into the Tommy DeVito of TTW...I better not cross him or I might wind up like Spider!:twisted:
If you want to learn how to troll effectively, listen closely.
Trolling is life. The real question is, what is the meaning of trolling?
Glad you ranged down to <140 character mode. Keep it up!
One time I dreamt that I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Chilling news. Computers to outsmart humans by 2029 and be capable of joking, flirting, etc. My mind quickly imagined a world where trolls create programs to troll for them, freeing up their time to...create even more trollbots. Soon these threads will be full of obnoxious nonentities picking fights with each other.
God you are nailing it man..lol. Amazing assessments of these posters.
And yes, Bartelby is highly annoying and needs a lot of hugs.
funny that Manus Domini is on my troll ignore list, and he starts this thread
I typed out a reply to this last night, but my BT keyboard froke out, so i had to shut down my spaceship. And that was very annoying.
Trolling Step 1: Use tried and tested hardware and software. Do not use experimental, bleeding edge or unstable components to troll.
Leave auto-correct and other such 5i55y stuff for wannabe tr011s.
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Hey, i was just trying to prevent a word from getting starred out. No need to go all mathematical on me
I am experiencing the art of trolling the Life thread. Twist another persons words consistently, accusing him of not responding, keep twisting, bring in irrelevant facts and expect him to defend, put words in other people's mouths, misquote, quote out of context all the while pretending to be doing all this in good faith.
When the other person tires, accuse him of attacking you, or running away, of not having an answer, or all of these.
Trolling is not merely starting silly threads or saying something silly, which can be ignored.
THIS. this right here.
not very many people use the term "troll" correctly on TT. internet trolls are those who type things they don't really believe, for the sole purpose of stirring the emotions of others. arguing with someone and them not agreeing with you does not automatically make them a troll. that would be called differing opinions.
sureshs is the master of silly threads that cannot be ignored..."Cinci is The Real Slam" has become a masterpiece of pawnage!
He is a valuable asset to this forum, you troll ! That thread is going deep into the anals of tennis history as a classic thread.
(p.s. i am trying to stir up your emotions, as per HRB's post).
sureshs will see what you did with your purposeful malapropism of a region of the body often visited by his own head and Nanal's right hand!:twisted:
Purposeful ! How dare you !
It's like one now naturally types "poast" and has to consciously try not to put the "a". Similarly, he has ruined us for life. Every time i try to type "annals", I miss the second "n" without realizing it. Luckily, this is not a word i use often, especially when mailing my relatives.
I can also type "in world history" faster than i could when i was writing a 2000-volume series on the History of Intelligent Races in the Andromeda Galaxy several thousand millenia ago.
Very lost in this "poast" due to the malapropism I jumped into (phew!) was your original claim...I know he's an "azset" but I doubt he valuable!
Creating annoyance threads is the most perfect and efficient way of trolling.
^^^ yes, far too many nuisance threads and always by the same tools.
Please keep it rolling senti and stringer...you guys are cracking me up
Take lessons from Clayqueen.
I'm not a tool, am I? :cry:
Not referencing you, namely that TDK entity.
Can I be an instrument, then?
All surgical instruments must be thoroughly sterilized prior to usage. Care to go through that???:twisted:
I'd rather not be made sterile. Sounds painful.
*Grabs an area that should not be named.*
"Since that day, I've been half I've ever been." Rudolph Peterson in "Judgment at Nuremburg", stunningly portrayed by Montgomery Clift.
What's it about?
Probably the Nuremburg Trials, you dip ****
Sorry that I'm a f***ing idiot.
^^^Autotrolling at its best!:twisted:
Nah, MD can't autotroll for sh1t.
^I can, too!!!
Oh, STFU. Now you sound like a whiny little kid.
OK, I'm done :lol:
^^^May I suggest a new career path? The two of you will be sensational in ventriloquism! Penn & Teller should also be nervous!
Have you also thought about hacking Senti's and sureshs' accounts???
Separate names with a comma.