I am done with Fedr

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Robert Baratheon

Guest
Now that you're done with Fedr, be done with this site,
Guys listen, listen to me, it's bait, don't you bite.
Fedr, the golden eagle, the real thing,
just enjoy its flight.
Delete and Ban OP, this Feder, get it out of my sight.
 
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Chadalina

Guest
He has milked his last cow, fraud erer at this point for me.

Wife giving birth to twins < an exo, now family matters? Dude sounds like Irving Meyer (college football coach who also gravey trains in a weaker eraerer).

Edit: Fraud-erer is censored :-D

Yes I am. I totally am.
 
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Chadalina

Guest
I am actually getting on quite well with anyone with brains.

:cool:

Much like fed, i must ask, can you still bring the heat? Not seeing it atm :(

iu
 
Oh sorry, I didn’t realise I could win brownie points by making such clever comments as “you’re not cool” and “you’re dumb”; or is it the sunglasses that make them smart?

Maybe the sunglasses are to indicate that you’re clearly blind to the fact that you’re the one who started this yet again, and with playground insults no less?

You got riled up by the statement that you aren't feeling it. If that is not a confirmation of that, I don't know what is. Now, if you excuse me, this is getting all too tedious. This is a serious thread after all.

:cool:
 
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Robert Baratheon

Guest
“Mockinghands” - Eminem

[Federer:]
Yeah
I know sometimes things may not
Always make sense to you right now
But hey
What daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldat
Stiffen up that lower back
What you crying about?
You got me
Handsie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you a career that you never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you
I can see it in the lens, deep inside you want to cry
Cause you're scared, daddy ain't there?
Peak Fed’s with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Freddy’s here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
t_p, Toni’s crazy, ain't he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little conceited girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, Rafi’s always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, Rafito and me
But things have gotten so good between us
I don't see us ever being enemies ever again
Like we used to be when he was a teenager
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess GOAT was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what legacy is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day you’ll wake up and 40-15 will just be a dream

Now conceited baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Put them sunglasses up little Handsy, I told ya
Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night
I know Kneedäl’s not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how he wins inside
It may seem a little crazy, whiny Handsy
But I’m sorry the knees gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no Wimbly
Rafi wrapped the Wimbly trophy up
And stuck 'em under my seed and said it was morally from me
Cause daddy couldn't win 'em
I'll never forget that Wimbly I sat up the whole night crying
Cause daddy felt like a mug, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the gloat on the table for you and _pro
And at the time every record that we had
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
And shredded on my court and Mirka was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to Basel
Almost had a thousand dollars till Delpo broke me and won it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Nike and I was arguin' a lot so Nike moved back
In Majorca in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of Finland near Helsinki
And that's when daddy went to Tennis Warehouse with Berrettini and met tennis_pro
And flew you and momma out to see me
But I had Laver Cup, you and momma had to leave me
Then you realised Laver Cup wins were empty, and Mirka didn't like it
And you and t_p were too blind to understand it
Papa was a mossy stone, Rafa’s winning out on habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cause all I ever wanted to do was just get you out
Now I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby comments, it just trips me out
To see how much you both regressed, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
t_p I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, Rafi’s only gone for the moment

Now conceited baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Put them sunglasses up little Handsy, I told ya
Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night
I know Kneedäl’s not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how he wins inside
It may seem a little crazy, whiny Handsy
But I’m sorry the knees gon' be alright

And if you ask me too Daddy's gonna buy you a golden bird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a golden slem for you
I'mma win for you
I'll do anything for you to see your bile
And if that golden bird don't sing and that win don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't **** with Fred (ha ha)
 
“Mockinghands” - Eminem

[Federer:]
Yeah
I know sometimes things may not
Always make sense to you right now
But hey
What daddy always tell you?
Straighten up little soldat
Stiffen up that lower back
What you crying about?
You got me
Handsie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad
Well I'm gone but I'm trying to give you a career that you never had
I can see you're sad, even when you smile, even when you
I can see it in the lens, deep inside you want to cry
Cause you're scared, daddy ain't there?
Peak Fed’s with you in your prayers
No more crying, wipe them tears
Freddy’s here, no more nightmares
We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it
t_p, Toni’s crazy, ain't he?
Yeah but he loves you girl and you better know it
We're all we got in this world
When it spins, when it swirls
When it whirls, when it twirls
Two little conceited girls
Lookin' puzzled, in a daze
I know it's confusing you
Daddy's always on the move, Rafi’s always on the news
I try to keep you sheltered from it but somehow it seems
The harder that I try to do that, the more it backfires on me
All the things growing up his daddy that he had to see
Daddy don't want you to see but you see just as much as he did
We did not plan it to be this way, Rafito and me
But things have gotten so good between us
I don't see us ever being enemies ever again
Like we used to be when he was a teenager
But then of course everything always happens for a reason
I guess GOAT was never meant to be
But it's just something we have no control over and that's what legacy is
But no more worries, rest your head and go to sleep
Maybe one day you’ll wake up and 40-15 will just be a dream

Now conceited baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Put them sunglasses up little Handsy, I told ya
Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night
I know Kneedäl’s not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how he wins inside
It may seem a little crazy, whiny Handsy
But I’m sorry the knees gon' be alright

It's funny
I remember back one year when daddy had no Wimbly
Rafi wrapped the Wimbly trophy up
And stuck 'em under my seed and said it was morally from me
Cause daddy couldn't win 'em
I'll never forget that Wimbly I sat up the whole night crying
Cause daddy felt like a mug, see daddy had a job
But his job was to keep the gloat on the table for you and _pro
And at the time every record that we had
Either kept getting broken into and robbed
And shredded on my court and Mirka was saving money for you in a jar
Tryna start a piggy bank for you so you could go to Basel
Almost had a thousand dollars till Delpo broke me and won it
And I know it hurt so bad it broke your momma's heart
And it seemed like everything was just startin' to fall apart
Nike and I was arguin' a lot so Nike moved back
In Majorca in the flat one bedroom apartment
And dad moved back to the other side of Finland near Helsinki
And that's when daddy went to Tennis Warehouse with Berrettini and met tennis_pro
And flew you and momma out to see me
But I had Laver Cup, you and momma had to leave me
Then you realised Laver Cup wins were empty, and Mirka didn't like it
And you and t_p were too blind to understand it
Papa was a mossy stone, Rafa’s winning out on habit
And it all happened too fast for either one of us to grab it
I'm just sorry you were there and had to witness it first hand
Cause all I ever wanted to do was just get you out
Now I'm sitting in this empty house, just reminiscing
Lookin' at your baby comments, it just trips me out
To see how much you both regressed, it's almost like you're sisters now
Wow, guess you pretty much are and daddy's still here
t_p I'm talkin' to you too, daddy's still here
I like the sound of that, yeah
It's got a ring to it don't it?
Shh, Rafi’s only gone for the moment

Now conceited baby, don't you cry
Everything's gonna be alright
Put them sunglasses up little Handsy, I told ya
Daddy’s here to hold ya through the night
I know Kneedäl’s not here right now and we don't know why
We fear how he wins inside
It may seem a little crazy, whiny Handsy
But I’m sorry the knees gon' be alright

And if you ask me too Daddy's gonna buy you a golden bird
I'mma give you the world
I'mma buy a golden slem for you
I'mma win for you
I'll do anything for you to see your bile
And if that golden bird don't sing and that win don't shine
I'mma break that birdies neck
I'll go back to the jeweler who sold it to ya
And make him eat every carat don't **** with Fred (ha ha)

Can I get my own poetry thread? I don't mind who the OP will be, you are practically the same person to me.

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