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It's hard to keep track of which one of the world's religions is the fastest-growing—in part because they all claim to be the fastest-growing religion somewhere. Scientology claims to be the fastest-growing religion in the world...
"The Scientology religion is the only major religion to have emerged in the 20th century. It is the world's fastest growing religion, found in over 264 countries, with tens of thousands of new people becoming Scientologists every day."
Mormonism is the fastest-growing religion in the US...
To fight the legalization of gay marriage by the California court, San Francisco's Catholic Archbishop George Niederauer enlisted the help of Mormon officials in Utah (where Niederauer, for a time, served as bishop). The Church of Latter-Day Saints is the fastest-growing religion in America. But, despite its adherence to Republican "family values," the Mormon Church is haunted by a cowboy polygamy...
Islam is the fastest-growing religion in US prisons...
Islam is the fastest-growing religion in US prisons, with between 30,000 and 40,000 conversions each year, according to a study for the justice department by Indiana State University criminologists.
See how that works? Your religion can be the "fastest-growing"—all you gotta do is divvy the world's population up into smaller and smaller chunks until you hit the jerkpot and claim to be the "fastest-growing." Did you know that Wicca is the fastest-growing religion on college campuses? And did you hear about Nadalism?
Nadalism is the fastest-growing religion in my underpants. Two minutes ago my left nut converted my right to Nadalism, which means Nadalism doubling in size every two minutes, which might make it the fastest-growing religion not just in my underpants, but the fastest-growing religion at the corner of Pine & 11th. Can I interest your left nut in some literature about Nadalism?
"The Scientology religion is the only major religion to have emerged in the 20th century. It is the world's fastest growing religion, found in over 264 countries, with tens of thousands of new people becoming Scientologists every day."
Mormonism is the fastest-growing religion in the US...
To fight the legalization of gay marriage by the California court, San Francisco's Catholic Archbishop George Niederauer enlisted the help of Mormon officials in Utah (where Niederauer, for a time, served as bishop). The Church of Latter-Day Saints is the fastest-growing religion in America. But, despite its adherence to Republican "family values," the Mormon Church is haunted by a cowboy polygamy...
Islam is the fastest-growing religion in US prisons...
Islam is the fastest-growing religion in US prisons, with between 30,000 and 40,000 conversions each year, according to a study for the justice department by Indiana State University criminologists.
See how that works? Your religion can be the "fastest-growing"—all you gotta do is divvy the world's population up into smaller and smaller chunks until you hit the jerkpot and claim to be the "fastest-growing." Did you know that Wicca is the fastest-growing religion on college campuses? And did you hear about Nadalism?

Nadalism is the fastest-growing religion in my underpants. Two minutes ago my left nut converted my right to Nadalism, which means Nadalism doubling in size every two minutes, which might make it the fastest-growing religion not just in my underpants, but the fastest-growing religion at the corner of Pine & 11th. Can I interest your left nut in some literature about Nadalism?