I just saw Victoria Azarenka on the street!

genius24 said:
who is mother marjorie?
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Mother Marjorie Ann was born August 1, 1969, to Grandpa and Grandma Mother Marjorie in Chicago, Illinois. She began playing tennis at the age of four, but didn't become inspired by tennis until she watched an episode of The Bionic Woman (played by Lindsey Wagner), in which tennis professional player, Jamie Sommers, became a secret spy and school teacher.

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Lindsey Wagner as "The Bionic Woman" 1977

Mother Marjorie's early tennis influences included, Billie Jean King, Chris Evert, Tracy Austin, Steffi Graf, Martina Navratilova, Bjorn Borg and Jimmy Connors. She played juniors, high school, college and challenger events in the '80's and '90's.

Mother Marjorie has attended all of the grand slam events at least once, enjoys a tennis court on her property, and has at least two cocktails on-court during her weekend social matches at the club. A tradition she's enjoyed for two decades now.

Mother Marjorie Ann
 
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vortex1 said:
Why don't you post your own picture before bashing your betters? You are probably fat, and replusive not to mention lonely (with your charming personality), so you have to release your anger online by insulting wonderful players like Justine Henin. It's ok, maybe one day you'll slim down and lose your insecurities.
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Your existence is a joke.

genius24 said:
who is mother marjorie?
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A 45 year old man with mental illness living in his mother's basement.
 
Wow. You guys are weird.

Vika looks good. Not great. But good.

Her downside is she doesn't have a great face at all, and she's too tall (IMO).

She's definitely not hot as hell, but she's definitely not bad looking either.
 
Tanya said:
....A 45 year old man with mental illness living in his mother's basement.
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LOL..I have to agree with that. Usually people that go through the trouble of setting up an "internet bio", complete with a mini profile and schtick like Mother Marjorie, are quite the opposite of what they are trying to portray. As GWB would say - "the internets are a crazy place"!

BTW, I have no horse in this race as I think all of these players are unattractive.
 
Mulligan said:
LOL..I have to agree with that. Usually people that go through the trouble of setting up an "internet bio", complete with a mini profile and schtick like Mother Marjorie, are quite the opposite of what they are trying to portray. As GWB would say - "the internets are a crazy place"!

BTW, I have no horse in this race as I think all of these players are unattractive.
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Mother Marjorie continues to amazed by such gullible people. As though they actually believe everything they read on the internet. Perhaps stonger parental controls are in order.

Whatever the case, Mother Marjorie has a used car she would like to sell to you, humorless fool. Tanya is just frustrated by her weight. Cakes and pies. Cakes and pies.

Sincerely,

Mother Marjorie
 
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MotherMarjorie said:
Mother Marjorie continues to amazed by such gullible people. As though they actually believe everything they read on the internet.
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Mulligan is perplexed by MotherMarjorie's response. Mulligan's post indicated that people should not believe everything that they read on the internet. Mulligan continues to be amazed at the lack of reading comprehension taught in the schools today. Mulligan is amused and actually has humor. The jury on Mulligan being a fool is still out though.

Henceforth and so on,

Mulligan :) (this is fun!)
 
Mulligan said:
LOL..I have to agree with that. Usually people that go through the trouble of setting up an "internet bio", complete with a mini profile and schtick like Mother Marjorie, are quite the opposite of what they are trying to portray. As GWB would say - "the internets are a crazy place"!

BTW, I have no horse in this race as I think all of these players are unattractive.
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You should probably leave thinking to people who are good at it.
 
Mulligan said:
Mulligan is perplexed by MotherMarjorie's response. Mulligan's post indicated that people should not believe everything that they read on the internet. Mulligan continues to be amazed at the lack of reading comprehension taught in the schools today. Mulligan is amused and actually has humor. The jury on Mulligan being a fool is still out though.

Henceforth and so on,

Mulligan :) (this is fun!)
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Dear Gilligan,

The verdict was just read. The jury found you guilty as charged.

Kangaroo Court Adjourned,

Mother Marjorie Ann
 
Great, now the thread's devolved into a slugfest between someone who's a tanya harding fan and another who speaks and addresses them self in third person, it's the TW matchup everyone's been waiting for...

Don't know about you guys, but I think Azarenka's cute. Not too concerned about her height
 
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MotherMarjorie said:
Dear Gilligan,

The verdict was just read. The jury found you guilty as charged.

Kangaroo Court Adjourned,

Mother Marjorie Ann
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Gilligan had no lawyer at said Kangaroo Court and will appeal the proceedings. Gilligan maintains that it is Mother Marjorie that lacks the understanding of Gilligan's post and is, in fact, acting the fool. Gilligan continues to maintain that Mother Marjorie has the beginnings of a man-beard (fuzz) and lives in mom's basement. Gilligan is out on bail until the jury can be bought off.

Henceforth and so on,

Gilligan
 
flyinghippos101 said:
Great, now the thread's devolved into a slugfest with someone who's a tanya harding fan
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Mother Marjorie is glad you embrace what is widely known in this forum. Oh, and it looks like she's a big Rosanne Barr fan too. Not really surprised, since those types of girls tend to admire one another.

HenceSo, and Forth On,

Mother Marjorie
 
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flyinghippos101 said:
The point is that even if someone doesn't necessarily think someone else is attractive and you do, doesn't mean their point is invalid.
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Oh, Mother Marjorie doesn't really care who thinks Victoria is pretty or not. Mother Marjorie was more interested in the fabulous shoes Victoria rocked in her photo shoot.

Mother Marjorie Ann
 
The unfortunate fallout from this scintillating internet fight is that there are more Justine Henin photos flooding the internet now than before.
 
It has taken nearly five full pages to establish that Azarenka is hot as fire and Henin is not? What's wrong with folks in this thread?

See the "Guys only" thread in Odds & Ends for literally dozens of smoking photos of Queen Victoria.
 
Fifth Set said:
It has taken nearly five full pages to establish that Azarenka is hot as fire and Henin is not? What's wrong with folks in this thread?

See the "Guys only" thread in Odds & Ends for literally dozens of smoking photos of Queen Victoria.
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Azerenka is nowhere close to hot as fire. She's rather average. Her shrieking only detracts further.
 
muzza123 said:
It's basically her chin (it's long and protrudes) and her nose (people get surgery precisely for that oversized protruding "bump" about midway up her nose) which makes her face pretty average.

But like I said earlier, flawless body.
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Flawless if you like a pancake bottom
 
Very cool stevej! I got to meet a New York Knicks "City Dancer" (their cheerleading squad) last week-it's included in the tour of Madison Square Garden
 
amazing. in three WTT matches vika won a total of 7 games in singles. today she won 1 in an 5-1 loss to coco vandeweghe. ouch.
 
muzza123 said:
It's basically her chin (it's long and protrudes) and her nose (people get surgery precisely for that oversized protruding "bump" about midway up her nose) which makes her face pretty average.

But like I said earlier, flawless body.
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What?! She's a tall girl. Have you ever been around a tall girl? Everything on Vika is proportional. Nothing unusual about her nose, her chin or anything else.

I don't know, maybe some folks here would consider this to be the hottie. Not that there's anything wrong with that (to each his own), but no need to talk smack about the gorgeous Azarenka.

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vortex1 said:
Stop posting pics of Azarenka. Especially close ups. She isn't hot at all. Everything is out of proportion.
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Well, since you think Henin is "hot," why don't YOU post pics of Justine in non-tennis clothing which show off different angles of this allegedly great body you have repeatedly claimed Justine displays.
 
Azarenka needs to improve her face if she wants a shot with me. But I don't like plastic surgery, so I don't know how she could achieve this.
 
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