I lol so hard @ people who don't own at least one of these

[Booger]

Have you taken off the butt caps yet? Was a huge let down for me

Give it a few months then goto that as to why your frames feel diffrent

Please don't put that evil on me. No let downs allowed in this thread.

 

[SpinToWin]

Why not join the Dark Demon Prince Textralagoth, and use the Textreme 95?

No? Well I wish you all the success possible hitting late with your overpriced ground stroke dinking chump club designed for beta males(RF97).

(DISCLAIMER)

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[mavsman149]

I have both in my closet right now.

Roddick actually used a modified Pure Drive.

I know he used a leaded up Pure Drive + Swirly, that's why I said I used a racket named after him not what he used. Kind of sad that they named a racket after him and he didn't even use it haha.

 

[BorgCash]

If by strong, you mean fast, the good girls laugh at that. They return it just as hard. You give them a heavy spin serve though, and they'll have fits.

They always complain that it's too fast, they don't see the ball.

 

[jmacdaununder2]

I just sit on the bench, open the bag and the glow of the RF97A peeking from within is enough for the girls ...

So you just whip out that big, black sceptre and the women swoon? I gotta get me one!!

TW doesn't do reviews. Since they are retailers, they do advertisements and commercials. I've honestly never watched or read their "review" of the RF97 since the quality is obvious to anyone with an IQ at least equal to their age.

I'm 55 so that makes my IQ...umm...Hello, I'm JMacdaununder, people call me JMacdaununder...

 

[BorgCash]

lol see this is pure self delusion. The second I walk on the court and everyone takes notice of my RF97's, your girl becomes my girl. When I have the ultimate weapon, I am the alpha male and every woman in sight can recognize a real alpha. None of that other stuff you mentioned matters at all.

Sorry, but this is very stupid post, so you are. Real man never talk about it, so you have a lot of psycho compexes and problems. Period.

 

[BorgCash]

lol,That's it. In club level what racquets you use don't make that much difference if you have good technique and foot work. I know someone constantly looking for other racquets for 10 years and still looking

You know what i'm talking about. It's very simple.

 

[robbo1970]

Do you even play mixed doubles? The ladies LOVE the velvet paint. While they get all hot and bothered checking out my RF97's, they laugh at your poverty junk racquets. They are not impressed at all unless you are banging aces and winners with the GOAT stick.

The ladies I play doubles with are too busy looking at me to even notice I have a racquet in my hand. But at least your ladies like looking at your racquet.

Congrats on the creating the most pointless and unconstructive thread in the Racquets section and in finding your first pube.

 

[ollinger]

"Funny how the least little thing amuses him"

James Bond, in "Live and Let Die"

If not, I just start laughing because I know it's probably going to be another easy W for Booger[/QUOTE

 

[BigD77]

And some opinions are really dumb. Some people think vaccines cause autism, volkswagens are good cars, texas bbq is better than north carolina bbq, Djokovic plays entertaining tennis, the RF97 isn't the greatest frame ever, etc. All laughably dumb opinions.

Thanks for allowing me to start my work day with a laugh, one of the better posts i've seen in a while.

Also, this thread makes me wonder how some folks can make it through life without the ability to recognize and/or appreciate good satire...

 

[wsk429]

I gave mine away and immediately dropped 2 NTRP points and lost 30 MPH on my serve

These sticks are so powerful that it generates a force field of its own. You will get an extra 0.5 NTRP before it even comes out of your bag. That's how scary good these sticks are.

 

[xFullCourtTenniSx]

They always complain that it's too fast, they don't see the ball.

Not playing against good enough girls then.

 

[Booger]

The ladies I play doubles with are too busy looking at me to even notice I have a racquet in my hand. But at least your ladies like looking at your racquet.

Congrats on the creating the most pointless and unconstructive thread in the Racquets section and in finding your first pube.

Are you really 46 years old?

 

[BorgCash]

Not playing against good enough girls then.

Probably not, it's not so easy to find a good playing girl here. Even if you get one they're super in hitting from baseline, not so good in serving and receiving and even worse at the net.

 

[BorgCash]

The ladies I play doubles with are too busy looking at me to even notice I have a racquet in my hand. But at least your ladies like looking at your racquet.

Congrats on the creating the most pointless and unconstructive thread in the Racquets section and in finding your first pube.

Good post.

 

[Bogdan_TT]

I'm coming to court to play tennis not to impress anybody with my racquet (shoes, polo, etc...).
I don't like to play mixed 'cause most women play really weak. I can impress girls by my strong serve, forehand and backhand, my fit muscular body and my intellectual stories not how my racquets look like. It's a choice of a weak person rather than a real man. Probably all the women and very few men on court can understand smth in racquets.
People who measure the racquets' value by pj are really stupid ones.

Omg!!!

 

[Bogdan_TT]

O

Why do you have to criticize so many things...the RF97 isn't the greatest frame ever, there is no such frame. It could be the greatest for you, but it could be the worst for some others! I beg of you, stop sounding like a dick and just accept other people's perspectives about tennis and other matters without "lol'ing" at people with their "garbage tier frames" and their "laughably dumb opinions", PLEASE FOR PETE'S SAKE.

Omg!!!

And please keep Sampras out of it...

 

[Bogdan_TT]

Sorry, but this is very stupid post, so you are. Real man never talk about it, so you have a lot of psycho compexes and problems. Period.

Omg!!!

 

[Bogdan_TT]

Thanks for allowing me to start my work day with a laugh, one of the better posts i've seen in a while.

Also, this thread makes me wonder how some folks can make it through life without the ability to recognize and/or appreciate good satire...

Thank you!

 

[Booger]

Omg!!!

Quit spamming up my thread with these mug posts!

 

[fireandwind]

The ladies I play doubles with are too busy looking at me to even notice I have a racquet in my hand. But at least your ladies like looking at your racquet.

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I like that. Woman should look at her man, not the racquet or something else

 

[Booger]

I like that. Woman should look at her man, not the racquet or something else

They can't keep their eyes off the RF97, especially after a BOOMING winner.

 

[smalahove]

I'm selling my GOAT sticks now, just before the crash.

Don't worry you'll wake up from this dream, with your supersized grannystick, but we won't laugh, I promise. It's all about the indian.

 

[Bogdan_TT]

Quit spamming up my thread with these mug posts!

Omfg!!!!

 

[Bogdan_TT]

I went to a formal embassy soiree last night, black tie code. I left my watch at home, and took the new tuxedo black RF97A instead, as the only accessory required. The Jaeger LeCoultre watch would have spoiled the outfit.

I didn't even replace the used Wilson Pro overgrip, just to add a tad of roughness to the look.

This morning I woke up to around 15 (was an exclusive event) new friend requests in Facebook, including the ambassador's two twin 19yo daughters... I felt a bit of social pressure, but as I touched the RF97 a wave of confidence hit me.

Thus this post... I just wanted to brag to you folks

 

[Karma Tennis]

Thus this post... I just wanted to brag to you folks

Roger? .... Roger? .... Is that you Roger?

 

[Moveforwardalways]

I showed up to take a lesson at my local club. The pro and I were small talking and getting ready to start. Then I pulled the RF97 out of my bag. Immediately the teaching pro was like "it is I who needs to be taking lessons from you". It flipped the script and he paid me $70 to spend the next hour feeding him balls and telling him to "step into it" and "hit through the ball". At the end he said he was sure he gained 0.5 NTRP points at least.

 

[Minion]

So, if i show up with a new RF97 at a club competition, do I automatically start in the semi finals, or do I go straight through to the finals?

 

[haqq777]

So, if i show up with a new RF97 at a club competition, do I automatically start in the semi finals, or do I go straight through to the finals?

Just stay home. They will deliver the trophy to your place

 

[Minion]

Just stay home. They will deliver the trophy to your place

Perfect, I'll order the racquet then

 

[Bogdan_TT]

Perfect, I'll order the racquet then

Just make sure you order the one with the DNA sensor included, not to be used by some dirty infidel...

 

[Minion]

Just make sure you order the one with the DNA sensor included, not to be used by some dirty infidel...

Thanks for the heads-up. Certainly don't want some unworthy mongrel handling my stick.

 

[Bogdan_TT]

Thanks for the heads-up. Certainly don't want some unworthy mongrel handling my stick.

Not to mention "poor"... we have a standard to maintain.

 

[stapletonj]

So, if i show up with a new RF97 at a club competition, do I automatically start in the semi finals, or do I go straight through to the finals?

no, it depends on whether anyone else shows up with an RF97 themselves.

(this is a fun thread)

 

[Minion]

no, it depends on whether anyone else shows up with an RF97 themselves.

(this is a fun thread)

Damn...what then? I will have the original grip on, and the letter from Federer in my pocket. Surely that must guarantee me the win?

 

[stapletonj]

Then whoever has the biggest 70s style mustache wins.

 

[Booger]

Then whoever has the biggest 70s style mustache wins.

It's all about style

 

[Moveforwardalways]

If both players wield the RF97, what then? What then, I ask you.

 

[Booger]

If both players wield the RF97, what then? What then, I ask you.

Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Total protonic reversal!

 

[Karstic]

I've been trying to talk myself into an RF97 too, but I've been holding off until the rumors are confirmed. Is it true they may be moving manufacturing to a small island in the Lesser Antilles?

 

[JoshAram]

I love this thread [emoji23] RF97 is pure perfection. Never getting rid of mine.




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[Booger]

I love this thread [emoji23] RF97 is pure perfection. Never getting rid of mine.

One of my regular hitting partners just sent me a text to tell me he ordered 2 RF97 frames today. He just can't keep up with his Volkls.

 

[JoshAram]

One of my regular hitting partners just sent me a text to tell me he ordered 2 RF97 frames today. He just can't keep up with his Volkls.

Jesus, two RF97's on the same court??? That will end in disaster.


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[JohnBPittsburgh]

Every time I stepped out on the court with my RF97a Velvet Paint Edition (the REAL edition) this is how I felt with all that raw power....

 

[wsk429]

So, if i show up with a new RF97 at a club competition, do I automatically start in the semi finals, or do I go straight through to the finals?

LMAO. Four or Five consecutive byes.

 

[wsk429]

Jesus, two RF97's on the same court??? That will end in disaster.


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You'll need a new can of ball on every change over.

 

[JoshAram]

You'll need a new can of ball on every change over.

Will there be any changeovers? Or will the rally go forever?


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[Booger]

Or will the rally go forever?

Buy a different racquet if you think these are going to turn you into a snoozer like Djokovic or Murray. These are not for defense only tennis.

 

[JoshAram]

Buy a different racquet if you think these are going to turn you into a snoozer like Djokovic or Murray. These are not for defense only tennis.

I was being sarcastic! This racquet is definitely a weapon for any attacking style player.


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[wsk429]

Will there be any changeovers? Or will the rally go forever?


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In that case, old balls will be replaced in the middle of the rally.