Discussion in 'Pro Match Results and Discussion' started by JoelDali, May 14, 2011.
Check the title of the thread.
You're welcome my sexi seeder.
Never forsake the Eagle. Or let your meat loaf in this delicate world.
You squishy pork pumper he's asking about the Golden Hawk and not the Golden Eagle.
I didn't want to contemplate an Internet tennis world without JoelDali; it would have been as bleak and meaningless as a major draw without SexiRogi.
So I'm glad I don't have to.
Respect for Colin.
Epic Boy from Basel.
Basalt crystal powders flake
on Mirka's fairest bosoms.....
Colin scoops them up.....
.....And sprinkles them on this thread.....
Surely the Golden Hawk he is soaring high upon can be none other than his second greatest companion and most perspecacious vizier, the fair-breasted Annacoan?
Last year had its seximoments with Wimbledon and 279. Will this year be blessed with seximoments ?
All is golden to the children of the basalt generation.
Stay away from cortex crystals, they are the death of me.
Anything to do with goats makes me think of this thread now.
287 was sexi alright (eat your heart, Petros!!), 300 was even sexier (omgomgomgomg, don't stop, Rogi!!!!), 302 - pure nirvana (aaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!), but I have no particularly sexi memories about 279.
Time to mint new coin
Musta got the numbers wrong. Old age !
Nice coin, natalia. I remember one minted with Mirka some months back.
Hot damn!! That old dog still hunt!
SexiMastery of DI in less than an hour, 6-3, 6-2. Next up: ID, a surprise winner over Ben E. Toe. Reversing those initials, I suppose The Eagle plans on a 6-2, 6-3 scoreline to maintain total symmetry.
Allez Rogi, Allez BOTE!
BTW, really love Sexi's kit this week...that's a deep blue Schnike hasn't gone to in a while and the red trim sets it off vs the white shorts. May have to add another polo to my closet but would really love it as a crew or a Henley!
SexiBreadstickBaker at work with his oven again today! Hope the back thing isn't severe. BOTEloads of prayers for a speedy bounceback!
I spend too much time on Facebook, was looking for the "like" button.
Thank you, Sentinel and thank you, JO11y
I was worried someone would question the oxymoronic 'eagleland' or 'golden basalt' but you were gentlemen enough to overlook those - phew! :lol:
GrindingEagle StillSoSexi tonight! Allez Rogi, Allez BOTE!
Woke up this morning tingling for Rogi in my tummy.
So sweet and sexi. Happy doting father and powerful experimental lover to fair breasted Mirka.
So much love for Rogi.
Master best class.
Who is MILKA?
Why do you ask who Milka is?
Still stand by Rogi.
Heart-love, ever pure, flowing from the cosmic brilliance that is basalt, laden upon the golden wings of dawn.
A dawn that will soon rise upon SexiProject 18.
Every time I leave this thread for a month or so and come back to your creepy, overly-sexual stalkerish posts I end up with a sh1t-eating grin covering my face.
Keep fighting the good fight Joel Dali. You are a light in the darkness.
Maybe the next time you come around, you could poast a pic of your 'sh1t-eating grin', I feel it could be spirit-lifting.
Why do all my awesome threads get instantly deleted?
Haha - nobody needs to see that
You'll have to make do with this:
"powerful experimental lover..."
some of my greatest material right there champ...laugh every time on that one...I'm my own greatest fan so its all good if you wanna squish me too...
Stopped in Marshalls on way home from work today and what do you know, they had two pairs of vapor 8's, both in my size. I GOATed them, took them to my car and opened the boxes to double check that they were both my size. Then I closed the boxes and wished that they were vapor 9's and then opened the boxes again but they were still 8's. Oh well, they'll have to do.
Watching perhaps Federer's greatest triumph in vapor 8's, his French '11 SF victory over the Djoker. Feeling a bit nostalgic. Wish Dali was coming with us to Miami.
I was drowsy in the steam room earlier tonight on 89th and 3rd UES and I considered Rogi and the plight of the aged Eagle with the single un-wounded wing. I thought about Annacoan's sturdy man bags and Robert Federer's Red RF GHOAT. I thought about my utterly stupid US Open RF 2009 jacket I sold on the bay. I thought about Dennis' mangina and the clutch of its tertiarial power. I felt ridiculously silly sexi for Rogi. Master Best Class. Loving Roger tonight, smiling through my blood soaked tears like an 80s pop love song. Just a small town boy from Basel. Living in a Cortex world. He took the midnight train to the Basalt Crystal Kingdom.
Oh deer. Jolly's been banned.
The FBI has surrounded his house and the CIA confiscating all his tennis racquets.
Roger's reaction to this :
Never forget :::
one of the finest clips in the entire Internet
stop creaming your pants over and over and over and over............
if you will stop licking my cream.
I stopped licking your cream after the '95 French Open.
I got bored of you and ran off to the Czech Republic with Tomas.
Also available for those who - like me - are on mobile devices :
The Eagle is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in Ncoded pastures: he leadeth me beside the still nanofibers.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of goateousness for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of basalt, I will fear no Serb: for thou art with me; thy racquet and thy balls they comfort me.
Thou preparest a paperweight before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with amplifeel; my bag runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Eagle for ever.
Brought a tear to my eye.
Like Rafa Nadal, I am not the religious sort. But yesterday, on Easter, I couldn't help but think divine thoughts about an Eagle rising, and the resurrection of a mediocre season.
Will we see the Eagle's magic in Madrid? They took away our blue clay, but they cannot kill our spirit.
Eagles thrive in thinner air, no? Allez Rogi!
We have to bring this to first page
Happy 4th Anniversary to Rogi
Can't wait for Madrid. The gap between IW and TiriacTennis is waaaaay tooooooo lonnnngggg! Pick me up, BOTE...if this doldrum is what I'm facing in the post-Eagle era, I may not follow tennis any further???
I wonder will Rog play the Champions tour after he retires ?
My hope is he remains active on the ATP tour, perhaps as a doubles guy and a WC at slams, and then partners one (or both alternately) of his twins in the mixed dubs.
Three more weeks to watch the maestro in action,
I hope the days fly fast, missing Roger a lot, waitig for the eagle to win a red clay title on Madrid on 5th of May
Tiriac SHOULD use super fast Tennis balls, hopefully, to hurt the chances of the whiners from last year
Eagle's feather has been trimmed,won't be surprises to see him loose in the 2nd round of madrid.
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