stringertom
Bionic Poster
I mean I'm sitting on the bench that's marked Group W and the meanest, nastiest fellow all dressed up in pink and green walks up to me and says, "Kid, what'd you get?" And I said, "I got nothing! I was arrested for liking bacon!"
And they all moved away from me except for one guy, who said, "That's what I'm in for too!" And then, in four-part harmony even though there were only two of us, we said, "And creating a Suri nuisance!" And they all came back and shook our hands and we had a great time talking crime and mother stabbing and father raping and all kinds of things that can give meaning to life.
Now some people are gonna say I'm crazy and need to be committed but if I walk up to some shrink who decides whether I get locked up or go about in this world discussing the meaning of life, he might vote for the lock up. But if two people do it in harmony he'll probably think we're a couple of weirdos and still lock us up. But if three people do it, it's a conspiracy and they'll call on the FBI. But if 50 or more people walk in every day and sing, "You can get anything you want at Suri's AYCE restaurant, except for Suri; he's untouchable!"
Can you imagine the movement we'll create??? That's the meaning of life!
Vonnegut once wrote that all of Earth's civilization and progress occurred in order to deliver a spare part to a stranded extraterrestrial in a broken down flying saucer. I say we're here to put an Angell in his hand, pink Vapors on his feet and watch this in continuous loop:
"All you need is Suri! Imagine all the people living in harmony!"
Give his piece a chance!
And they all moved away from me except for one guy, who said, "That's what I'm in for too!" And then, in four-part harmony even though there were only two of us, we said, "And creating a Suri nuisance!" And they all came back and shook our hands and we had a great time talking crime and mother stabbing and father raping and all kinds of things that can give meaning to life.
Now some people are gonna say I'm crazy and need to be committed but if I walk up to some shrink who decides whether I get locked up or go about in this world discussing the meaning of life, he might vote for the lock up. But if two people do it in harmony he'll probably think we're a couple of weirdos and still lock us up. But if three people do it, it's a conspiracy and they'll call on the FBI. But if 50 or more people walk in every day and sing, "You can get anything you want at Suri's AYCE restaurant, except for Suri; he's untouchable!"
Can you imagine the movement we'll create??? That's the meaning of life!
Vonnegut once wrote that all of Earth's civilization and progress occurred in order to deliver a spare part to a stranded extraterrestrial in a broken down flying saucer. I say we're here to put an Angell in his hand, pink Vapors on his feet and watch this in continuous loop:
"All you need is Suri! Imagine all the people living in harmony!"
Give his piece a chance!
