I Will Shave My Head If Roger Federer Wins Usopen08

MomentumGT

Semi-Pro
Pics or ban! Well not really. . . but with out PROMISED pics please return your nuts to the nearest customer service desk in exchange for a v@g.

















jk.

-Jon
 

SoBad

G.O.A.T.
The international community will no longer tolerate excuses or empty promises from the Germans. What we need is intergrity and accountability (pics in this case). However, if there is credible evidence that fed bribed USO officials (including linespersons) and low-ranked players to buy himself a slam title, certain amount of flexibility could be reasonably afforded in the inches and the timeline for the haircut.
 

Mick

Legend
you guys should have made this thread at rogerfederer.com

federer would be so touched to learn that some of you would be willing to part with your hair to celebrate his 5th US Open title :D
 

abenguyen

Hall of Fame
lol well i got my haircut today. close enough to a shave. 1 1/2 on the sides, flat top basically looks like im army ready
 

AlpineCadet

Hall of Fame
So the OP assumed that RF would not win the US OPEN this year, and was even willing to randomly put something on the line if RF won. Hmm, sounds like a safe and great idea to me!
 
Sorry kids, this will have to wait approx 5 nights ... my girlfriend is visiting from out of town and she ... has certain parts of my anatomy in tight grip ... the clippers are in hand waiting for the day!

Should we expect a picture or two this Sunday or are you going to chicken out this? :wink:

If you shave your head, this is a promise I'll keep:
How about this, if King Fed win all 4 GS next year, I'll shave my head too!!! :lol:
 

PCXL-Fan

Hall of Fame
He doesn't value his reputation on this forum as much as his lushious head of hair. If he knew he was going to be banned that might be enough motivation, but he would probably try to pass of someone elses picture as his own.

So the rules are he has to hold up a piece of paper saying TW infront of his monitor set to the TW forum.
 

fishuuuuu

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Some shots I doctored in MSPaint from two nights ago ... and yes I really did like my hair it kind of sucks to see it go.


 

CanadianChic

Hall of Fame
Buy me a better razor!
That's pretty weak bud. That isn't bald, that is short. You probably shouldn't be spouting off and making bets you aren't prepared to honour if/when you lose. I made a bet with a fellow poster on this board for last year's USO and when I lost I kept to my word - I refrained from posting for a month. Forget about the razor...get yourself on down to the local barber and ask for a Kojak. Or, ask the mods to salvage your rep and delete this thread. JMO. :)
 

fishuuuuu

Hall of Fame
Gotta hate people that are all talk. Dude, man up and just do it. No way your head even came within the same neighbourhood as a razor. I could do a better job with a dull utility knife.
Eat your own words and do it then, otherwise join everybody else in the troll boat and get lost. You people must feel like I owe you something, but I don't. You are all very brave, I know, because you can demand something from someone on the internet lawl. I said I'd shave a one, and thats a one. If you don't like it? I know somebody who doesn't care.
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Eat your own words and do it then, otherwise join everybody else in the troll boat and get lost. You people must feel like I owe you something, but I don't. You are all very brave, I know, because you can demand something from someone on the internet lawl. I said I'd shave a one, and thats a one. If you don't like it? I know somebody who doesn't care.
Maybe the angle and lighting makes it look like this. But to me it looks like a standard fade. No doubt you hit the #1 on the sides, but the top looks about a #4. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and say its a #3.

Even if you went 1 all over I think the reaction from these guys here would be different. You said you would shave your head (Razor Implied) the said 1-ish. The intent was to let us forum members revel in your embarrassment. We cannont revel in said embarassment because you went and got a trendy hairstyle.

I nebver said I would shave the head youre the one that said you would do it. Federer lived up to his end when he handed Murray the L, of course you wont live up to your end. And tht my friend shows a little about what kind of man you are.
 

fishuuuuu

Hall of Fame
Maybe the angle and lighting makes it look like this. But to me it looks like a standard fade. No doubt you hit the #1 on the sides, but the top looks about a #4. Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and say its a #3.

Even if you went 1 all over I think the reaction from these guys here would be different. You said you would shave your head (Razor Implied) the said 1-ish. The intent was to let us forum members revel in your embarrassment. We cannont revel in said embarassment because you went and got a trendy hairstyle.

I nebver said I would shave the head youre the one that said you would do it. Federer lived up to his end when he handed Murray the L, of course you wont live up to your end. And tht my friend shows a little about what kind of man you are.
This is trendy? Haha, thanks I guess, I don't really like it. All I've gotten out of this is a very cold head and nerds raging on this forum.
 

hollywood9826

Hall of Fame
Like I said the lighting may make the top look longer than it is.

But if you went #1 sides and faded up to #3 top then its a standard haircut I see evryday. granted I work around military all day and they cant grow long hair.
 

PCXL-Fan

Hall of Fame
Okay I take what back I said, I just assumed since you hadn't even posted during a huge span on the thread you had bailed. Nice dual monitor setup btw.

Some shots I doctored in MSPaint from two nights ago ... and yes I really did like my hair it kind of sucks to see it go.


I can see the sadness and regret in your face. You don't look too happy. :(
 

pabletion

Hall of Fame
Because I need a haircut and I'm sure everyone wants someone else to be horribly embarrassed, I will shave my head if Roger Federer wins USOPEN 2008.

Pics will ensue, later tonight.
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You said SHAVE, if you dont do it... you'll forever be a WUSS in this forum..... and that is baaaaaad!

Wuuuuuuss!!!!

 
funny how a guy, with over 1,700 posts in a tennis forum creates a thread about how he is ballsy enough to bet shaving his head, is calling us nerds.
 

samster

Hall of Fame
That's pretty weak bud. That isn't bald, that is short. You probably shouldn't be spouting off and making bets you aren't prepared to honour if/when you lose. I made a bet with a fellow poster on this board for last year's USO and when I lost I kept to my word - I refrained from posting for a month. Forget about the razor...get yourself on down to the local barber and ask for a Kojak. Or, ask the mods to salvage your rep and delete this thread. JMO. :)
Agreed. How is this "Shave My Head" ? May be the original poster had a different definition of shaving? ;)
 
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