Ideas for new threads

Just in case someone wishes to initiate new threads, and does not know how to start; here's a simple procedure you should follow.

1. Gather a bunch of stats in which your favorite player is better than the rest of the field, and specially better than the player you don't like or threatens his GOAT status.
2. Display your stats with scientific approach, charts, etc.
3. Make a poll asking who is better at that specific criterion
4. Hire the usual trolls from the corresponding fanbase to support your claim

N.B.: GOAT consideration threads are the safer ones, they don't fail to bring the attention.
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