If by some miracle Federer ever lost a TW poll what would it be

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If Federer ever lost TW poll it would be

  • best backhand ever

    Votes: 2 4.2%

  • best serve ever

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • best chip and charge ever

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • best volley ever

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • best clay courter ever

    Votes: 5 10.4%

  • hottest wife ever

    Votes: 23 47.9%

  • most muscular player ever

    Votes: 15 31.3%

  • toughest competition ever

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • best return of serve ever

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • most macho player ever

    Votes: 3 6.3%
  • Total voters
    48
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NadalAgassi

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Is there any TW poll which Federer would not win. Personally I think he would win everyone. Including the following:

-Best clay courter ever
-Best server ever
-Best volleyer ever
-Best backhand ever
-Best return of serve ever
-Toughest competition ever
-Most muscular player ever
-Best chip and charge game ever
-Hottest wife ever
-Most macho male player ever

In the rare event he lost any poll on planet TW though which would it be.
 
What would it be? Well he'd definitely lose the following poll:

Which would you choose?

A. Federer is arguably the greatest of all time.
B. NadalAgassi can be the most patronizing poster on TT @TW.
 
Why not just say

"Worst player ever"
"Most MTO's ever"
"Most injury excuses ever"
"Most ball bounces ever"
"Longest time before serves ever"
 
Towser83 said:
Why not just say

"Worst player ever"
"Most MTO's ever"
"Most injury excuses ever"
"Most ball bounces ever"
"Longest time before serves ever"
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No those would the various polls Nadal would win on planet TW. Not to mention:

-Most overrated clay courter ever
-Most overrated grass courter ever
-Most overrated hard courter ever
-Luckiest player ever
-Most doped up player ever
-Player we all hate the most ever
-Player whose wins count the least ever
-Player who I hate the most since he beat my hero too many times, and that isnt allowed

:)
 
I have great one. No way Federer wins this poll.

"Who is the GOAT of circular arguments"

Options:

1. Federer
2. NadalAgassi

I am calling 99:1 in favor of NadalAgassi. The 1 vote will come from peRFection so we can throw that out. 100:0
 
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Funny thread. LOL @ most muscular player ever :)

I know OP is being sarcastic but I don't anyone here who thinks Fed is clay GOAT. Obviously that's Nadal and then Borg.
 
dudeski said:
I know OP is being sarcastic but I don't anyone here who thinks Fed is clay GOAT. Obviously that's Nadal and then Borg.
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I have seen numerous posters who are now trying to say Djokovic is a greater clay courter than Nadal since he beat him a couple times this year where they insist Nadal is still at his best even on clay, and so since Federer is better than Djokovic on clay that Federer should be rated as the greater clay courter. I have also seen many Federer fans argue Federer is better than Borg on clay and Borg is better than Nadal. So dont be too sure about that. There are quite a few Federer fans on planet TW who probably believe Federer is the GOAT even on clay.
 
NadalAgassi said:
I have seen numerous posters who are now trying to say Djokovic is a greater clay courter than Nadal since he beat him a couple times this year where they insist Nadal is still at his best even on clay, and so since Federer is better than Djokovic on clay that Federer should be rated as the greater clay courter. I have also seen many Federer fans argue Federer is better than Borg on clay and Borg is better than Nadal. So dont be too sure about that. There are quite a few Federer fans on planet TW who probably believe Federer is the GOAT even on clay.
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lulz

10crazies.
 
Ico said:
What would you rather see live?

A. Federer
B. NadalAgassi crying after Rafa loss
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Nice try, but I have never gotten that upset after a Nadal loss. Unlike some of the more obsessed Federer fans who go into crying fits and spasms during his matches after every single point he loses, as if their lives and their value are somehow tied to his success.
 
NadalAgassi said:
Nice try, but I have never gotten that upset after a Nadal loss. Unlike some of the more obsessed Federer fans who go into crying fits and spasms during his matches after every single point he loses, as if their lives and their value are somehow tied to his success.
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Is there evidence of such 'crying fits and spasms', or did you just make something up, again?
 
NadalAgassi said:
No those would the various polls Nadal would win on planet TW. Not to mention:

-Most overrated clay courter ever
-Most overrated grass courter ever
-Most overrated hard courter ever
-Luckiest player ever
-Most doped up player ever
-Player we all hate the most ever
-Player whose wins count the least ever
-Player who I hate the most since he beat my hero too many times, and that isnt allowed

:)
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Yeah and you said a poll Federer wouldn't win ;)

Nadal would beat Djokovic for ball bounces?
 
Most jealous, stupid, image worshipping fans.

That one Fed would lose to Nadal
 
Towser83 said:
Yeah and you said a poll Federer wouldn't win ;)

Nadal would beat Djokovic for ball bounces?
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Sorry, good point. Those are polls Federer would not win, unlike the ones I listed, all of which I am sure he would clean up on in Planet TW (best clay courter or best backhand ever whe would just win with only 65% of the votes rather than the usual 95% for other polls).

As for Nadal vs Djokovic in ball bouncing that would be a tough call. Younger Djokovic would win I think.
 
Cup8489 said:
Is there evidence of such 'crying fits and spasms', or did you just make something up, again?
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Look over the posts of Mandy01, abmk, or TMF during Federer matches and you will see exactly what I am referring to. You would think they were watching to see if a spouse was surviving at the hospital rather than than enjoying a tennis match.
 
NadalAgassi said:
Nice try, but I have never gotten that upset after a Nadal loss. Unlike some of the more obsessed Federer fans who go into crying fits and spasms during his matches after every single point he loses, as if their lives and their value are somehow tied to his success.
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Our lives and values are not tied to a particular player's success. However, yours must be. How else do you explain your more than 30,000 posts under more than 20 different usernames? You have, in the past, gotten so worked up when you discovered a new favorite player that you felt compelled to change your username from gugafanatic to federerfanatic to capriatifanatic to ..... to grafrules .... to selesvido ..... to NadalAgassi to ... (to be continued).

Why this guy says anything negative about fans of another player is beyond me; he is the living embodiment of all those negative opinions. :confused:
 
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Polaris said:
Our lives and values are not tied to a particular player's success. However, yours must be. How else do you explain your more than 30,000 posts under more than 20 different usernames? You have, in the past, gotten so worked up when you discovered a new favorite player that you felt compelled to change your username from gugafanatic to federerfanatic to capriatifanatic to ..... to NadalAgassi to ... (to be continued).

Why this guy says anything negative about fans of another player is beyond me; he is the living embodiment of all those negative opinions. :confused:
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You are a bigger loon than that Djokovicfakefan loser. All you do is follow me around since I joined late last year and continue with your made up crap story. How you havent been banned yet is beyond any comprehension. You certainly contribute nothing tennis related (nor do I doubt you are even capable of doing so), just your fantasy stories about me. I guess that is all *******s have to resort to when they discover someone they dont like though.
 
NadalAgassi said:
You are a bigger loon than that Djokovicfakefan loser. All you do is follow me around since I joined late last year and continue with your made up crap story. How you havent been banned yet is beyond any comprehension. You certainly contribute nothing tennis related (nor do I doubt you are even capable of doing so), just your fantasy stories about me. I guess that is all *******s have to resort to when they discover someone they dont like though.
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Fantasy ? Crap story? LOL. BTW, only a small fraction of my posts are directed at you, and those are only to counter any unsolicited opinions you offer, that you have yourself contradicted in the past. :)

I have about 1900 posts in 6 years, so clearly, I'm not the one flooding the forum with posts. Here's the deal: You admit that you made all those usernames (as clearly pointed out by Moose Malloy, Rabbit, and many others on this forum), and stop calling other posters "idiot" for no reason, and I'll stop calling you out on your hypocrisy. Simple.
 
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Hood_Man said:
"Did Federer beat Nadal at the 2008 French Open?"

I'm sure even then it would be 60/40
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I looked up a couple of those old French Open polls the other day. Federer is favored to win via TW on each one, including in 2008. :lol:
 
NadalAgassi said:
Is there any TW poll which Federer would not win. Personally I think he would win everyone. Including the following:

-Best clay courter ever
-Best server ever
-Best volleyer ever
-Best backhand ever
-Best return of serve ever
-Toughest competition ever
-Most muscular player ever
-Best chip and charge game ever
-Hottest wife ever
-Most macho male player ever

In the rare event he lost any poll on planet TW though which would it be.
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NadalAgassi said:
No those would the various polls Nadal would win on planet TW. Not to mention:

-Most overrated clay courter ever
-Most overrated grass courter ever
-Most overrated hard courter ever
-Luckiest player ever
-Most doped up player ever
-Player we all hate the most ever
-Player whose wins count the least ever
-Player who I hate the most since he beat my hero too many times, and that isnt allowed

:)
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You're so wrong
 
NadalAgassi said:
Look over the posts of Mandy01, abmk, or TMF during Federer matches and you will see exactly what I am referring to. You would think they were watching to see if a spouse was surviving at the hospital rather than than enjoying a tennis match.
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Well played, NadalAgassi. Well played, indeed.
 
NadalAgassi said:
I looked up a couple of those old French Open polls the other day. Federer is favored to win via TW on each one, including in 2008. :lol:
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It's not unreasonable to assume a guy as good on clay as Federer is might actually keep it together ONCE against Rafa for a whole RG match.. lol.
 
NadalAgassi said:
Look over the posts of Mandy01, abmk, or TMF during Federer matches and you will see exactly what I am referring to. You would think they were watching to see if a spouse was surviving at the hospital rather than than enjoying a tennis match.
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So because you have nothing to do of your irrelevant life you start taking digs at posters for no reason. I haven't even posted on the match threads lately, and its bloody NORMAL for a sport fan to get nervous. WTH is your problem? As far as I can see, you seem to be a lot more bitter and spiteful on the whole and this thread is more than an evidence of it. I also have to laugh at how you keep crying over Nadal not getting enough love on this forum. Are you married to him moron? Take a hard look in the mirror troll.
 
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Don't trash Mirka. Sure, she's no swimsuit model like Roddick's wife, but Roger doesn't want a woman who competes with the aesthetic splendor of his tennis.

Though to be fair, if he were left to decide between the beauty of mortal flesh and his best shot, he may be left making love to his own forehand. Hmmm, not sure that came out right. :???:
 
Colin said:
Don't trash Mirka. Sure, she's no swimsuit model like Roddick's wife, but Roger doesn't want a woman who competes with the aesthetic splendor of his tennis.

Though to be fair, if he were left to decide between the beauty of mortal flesh and his best shot, he may be left making love to his own forehand. Hmmm, not sure that came out right. :???:
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:)
well, as long as it doesn't involve any shanking...
 
You forgot to include among your list of options most improved. He went from 64 to 9 in one year. From there, only upwards!
This guy shot up the ranks and didn't even bother looking down, he was so freaking high. But he stayed there for closer to freaking six than five years! Don't talk about a weak era: It's the Tour's own fault that they couldn't solve for his game promptly. . . HE WAS that far ahead OF THE GAME for so long.
 
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AYE....

one i'm pretty sure he would also lose would be the following

would you rather :
- see Federer win the next 10 slams

- slash your wrists if that would prevent Nadalarseassi of posting is usual patronizing, condescendent nadal worshiping dung!
 
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