If tsitsipas was having such bad diarrhea that it took him 8 minutes to empty himself out, wouldnt it be more honorable to just forfeit the match?

Djokovicfan

Semi-Pro
Like if he forfeited the match and told the press that he was too ill to continue playing, nobody would be talking trash about him right now and nobody would know he sat on a toilet crapping his brains out for 8 minutes. That cant be good for your endorsements.
 

Djokovicfan

Semi-Pro
Yeah but now the entire tennis world is picturing ********* sitting on the toilet blasting off like a rocket ship for 8 minutes then changing his clothes because he shat all over himself.

you gotta consider all angles here.
 

Jonesy

Hall of Fame
It comes with the territory. He should just assume his problems and ask people to understand. Perhaps his sponsor could provide special tennis diapers.
 

Lleytonstation

G.O.A.T.
Like if he forfeited the match and told the press that he was too ill to continue playing, nobody would be talking trash about him right now and nobody would know he sat on a toilet crapping his brains out for 8 minutes. That cant be good for your endorsements.
Yes.
 

Goosehead

Legend
jason and the argonauts would be a different story..

if it had fartanos spraythebowl-ipas crapping his brains out all though the film.
 
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