I was inspired by someone who suggested that I might be Uncle T...apologies in advance if it's a little stale. The Philosophy of Toni Nadal as imparted to his nephew Ralph 1. Being good at hitting a fuzzy yellow ball does not mean you are the center of the universe. Rafel, you winner of 9 grand slams, no? Why you keep hitting the ball to the net? One more flubbed wide serve and you… stand in the corner!!! 2. You will never be good enough. Roger is the best of the history, no? Laver was the best coz he won the Grand Slam twice, no? Now, move you’re grande a** back to the tennis court! 3. Always give 100%. You little pri**, either you pay attention or stop wasting my ****ing time!!! 4. Always take it one match at time, one point at a time. Okay, Rafel, we do it like this. Every point just put the ball in his backhand, but when I shout “vamos”, you hit to the forehand, no? 5. Play as if it’s the last match you’ll ever play. Rafel, if you lose this match, I gonna throw the stupid playstation to the garbage, entiende? 6. Always be with humble and illusion. Rafel, we gonna take down Roger, but we need to be with humble, no? We don’t want him to get pissed like he did with that crazy old lady who said “the king is dead”, no? 7. Tennis is just a game. Why you cry when you lost Wimbledon, eh? Only little babies cry…pfft!!! Don’t worry, next year you gonna beat him after I ask my special friend to make it rain/make it too dark during the final, no? Uncle Toni=modern day Confucius :mrgreen: (or perhaps, reincarnated Dr. Evil? haha) :twisted: What d ya think?