ShooterMcMarco
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The original 3 Ninjas or specifically High Noon?
I like them both :-(
The original 3 Ninjas or specifically High Noon?
The English Patient
How can Delta Force be #27...or even ON that list. That was a classic, classic epic of good vs. evil. Actually, Chuck Norris' entire CATALOG should probably be on that list...
But WTF is "Keloglan kara prens'e karsi"...I mean, how can it be on the "worst" list if no one's actually SEEN the damn thing, or is even able to pronounce the title?
Here are a few more:
GI Jane
The Children's Hour
Howard the Duck
Weekend at Bernies
Weekend at Bernies 2
Killer Klownz from Outer Space
2001: A Space Odyssey
Maximum Overdrive
O God, Book II
Red Dawn
Cocoon, The Return
Coneheads
Serial Mom
Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (Woody Allen)
Night Train to Terror
any Carrie remake
anything related to the Wizard of Oz (other than the original)
any Friday the 13th movie
any sequel to Nightmare on Elm Street
"King David" with Richard Gere...it's been over 15 years and I'm still bitter I wasted two hours of my life watching it.
Delta Farce, not Delta Force. Someone decided to make a spoof of a bad Chuck Norros movie. Here are some choice quotes from movie reviewers,
"If you had to make a choice between seeing this witless comedy or actually going to Iraq, you'd have some serious thinking to do." Hollywood Reporter, Frank Scheck
"Rare is the movie that can actually offend all corners, but this one does: Mexicans, Iraqis, Americans, the military, rednecks and the institution of American filmmaking are all equally shamed." E! Online, Tod Goldberg
Inspector Closeau - This was unwatchable. Steve Martin must have been desparate for the cash.
The Italian Job remake - the plot of this film is so amazingly stupid I thought it was prehaps meant to be a comedy. If Quinten Tarantino or Guy Ritchie had made that film instead of those idiots following Ed Norton around wondering where he hid the gold they would have taken him to a warehouse and started systematically breaking off body parts until he produced the bullion.
Dodgeball - It was funny for about 20 seconds.
RV - Someone must have blackmailed Robin Williams and Cheryl Hines into making that thing.
Ishtar - I tried to watch it once and it is absolutely BRUTAL.
Since making a good movie is relatively difficult there is an endless supply of dreck. What would make such a list interesting would be to find movies that actually had an expectation to be good and still sucked.
High budget, good actors, no sequels, no slapsticky comedies, no ports from another media-type.
The Waterboy
It's been years since I've seen Ishtar but my memories of it were not good at all. I found it to be repugnantly self indulgent the way no other film in history,with the possible exception of Hudson Hawk and all the Smokey and the Bandit movies,has been. Most people who have seen the film don't know or care about the "inside baseball" issues, i.e. the budget,director,ect.
They just know a stinker when they've been subjected to it. The movie felt like one long insider's joke between two hugely egocentric actors(if that isn't too redundant),Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman.
I actually felt uncomfortable in the middle of the film like I was almost watching something not meant for public viewing, the film was so self indulgant.
Having said that, the film may contain some fine individual moments,for all I know. It has been a long time and the mind wisely erases painful moments too intense to live with. But all I recall is that that movie stunk like a dead rat laying out in the sun. Sorry.
I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but you clearly have poor, or no, taste in films, particularly comedy.Ishtar was fairly funny, Dodgeball had many genuine laughs, and even the Pink Panther thing with Martin had very funny moments even if it wasn't as good as the original. (Didn't see RV, but can easily believe it sucked since Robin Williams was in it, and the Italian Job was better than many other films.)
Tell us, young Cruzer, what movies DO you think are funny?
This actually ties in to "Ishtar", and the sort of reverse discrimination that took place against that film. Because it was SO expensive and had run over-budget and over schedule, and had such an A list cast and a well-respected director, it became a target for abuse and derision once it was clear that they had not made the next "Citizen Kane". But if you separate all the hype and bad press and just evaluate the actual film itself, it has some fine and funny moments.
It seems like several of you aren't really listing truly dreadful films, true "worst all-time" type flicks, but perhaps films that weren't 20% better than they actually were, or failed to live up to your own expectations for whatever reason. Personally speaking, if I walk into a theater to see a film I'm expecting to more or less stink (and most films do kind of stink), particularly a comedy like, say, "Employee of the Month", and I find myself laughing several times in spite of myself, that film ain't going to end up anywhere near my "worst all time" list.
Worst movies made so far that i can remember are curse of the golden flower and catwoman.
Obviously I won't ever by asking you for any film recommendations anytime soon. I guess my taste in film viewing has escalated past the juvenile humor which is a staple in every Ben Stiller comedy. You can flame all you want about my taste in comedy films but Ishtar IS one of the biggest turkeys of all time. Perhaps you were stoned when you saw it. As far as comedy films I liked try Dr. Strangelove or Topkapi. Since these lists of "best" and "worst" are merely someone's personal opinion there will always be disagreement and there is no need to post rude comments because someone criticized something you like.
Why do people continue to cite "Dr. Strangelove" in any way over than when listing the most overrated films of all time? Ishtar and Dodgeball had many more geniune laughs than that alleged comedy. I think people mistake mildly subversive or satiric for being funny when that movie gets mentioned.
People revere Smokey and The Bandit? Many people revere Pork Rinds but I don't think that makes them quality foods. This list is about opinions and in my opinion, all copies of Smokey and The Bandit should be gathered up, placed in a space capsule and shot into the sun.
You are saying that the inside baseball aspect of the movie mattered to people but I disagree. It may have been newspaper fodder at the time but the movie sunk out of sight based on it's own lack of any redeeming features.
Ishtar is a classic textbook example of Hollywood's fawning self love for itself.
It's an over indulgent piece of dreck that rightfully deserves to be thought of as a complete disaster,if my memory serves me correctly. That's my opinion anyway.
"Dr. Strangeglove" is one of the funniest movies ever made. Yeah it's not humor in a "dumb & dumber" or "airplane" capacity (classics) but it was an iconic film that couldn't have been acted, scripted or done any better.
Ishtar certainly wasn't great but it was actually pretty funny, though I didn't see it until probably 10 years ago with no context or thought other then I need to rent something and I cant find anything.
If the media could really sway movie audiences to that degree the last three Adam Sandler movies would have been hits,instead of bombs.
How can anyone not think Dr Strangelove is (still) brilliant & funny? It doesn't seem dated at all, don't think any of Kubrick's films do, his films always seem ahead of their time. Peter Sellers is one of the most gifted comedic performers of alltime & Kubrick one of the best directors. Comedy is a genre that most splits audiences, though, so many differences in what we find funny.
Here is a list of the best films of alltime, as voted by many respected directors.
http://www.bfi.org.uk/sightandsound/topten/poll/directors.html
Dr Strangelove is #5
btw I found Ishtar funny as well, the budget & offscreen attention was probably a factor in the public's reception of it, it wasn't that bad.
I'm saying the amount of publicity generated by Hollywood to hype their product doesn't always correlate with box office success(think of "Snakes on a Plane" for example). I think the obverse is true also,to a degree.
Critics can't kill or help a film to any great extent and neither can newspapers or t.v. But there is one thing that can.
What matters most is word of mouth. What do your friends,neighbors,co- workers,family think about a film? That is the real test.
If your buddy says a movie stinks that may kill the deal but if the film critic in Time magazine pans it, that has substantially less infulence on the average
Joe. That's what doomed Ishtar.
People saw the movie,thought it was garbage and told their friends.
Just like Heaven's Gate or Waterworld or Click the one thing that guarantees a movie won't draw flies is to put out a product that
isn't capable of drawing flies. Ishtar is such a product.
I wasn't aware it was a success. It didn't seem all that successful to me. Insert your own favorite bomb then(Spanglish?). The point remains the same.
I'm saying the amount of publicity generated by Hollywood to hype their product doesn't always correlate with box office success(think of "Snakes on a Plane" for example). I think the obverse is true also,to a degree.
Critics can't kill or help a film to any great extent and neither can newspapers or t.v. But there is one thing that can.
What matters most is word of mouth. What do your friends,neighbors,co- workers,family think about a film? That is the real test.
If your buddy says a movie stinks that may kill the deal but if the film critic in Time magazine pans it, that has substantially less infulence on the average
Joe. That's what doomed Ishtar.
People saw the movie,thought it was garbage and told their friends.
Just like Heaven's Gate or Waterworld or Click the one thing that guarantees a movie won't draw flies is to put out a product that
isn't capable of drawing flies. Ishtar is such a product.
I guess I got Click and Spanglish mixed up so perhaps that invalidates everything else I say...but I don't think so.If you weren't "aware" that CLICK was a hit movie that grossed some 400 million dollars, don't you think it was a bit reckless of you to have cited it, twice, as an example of a big flop? What's next, you claiming Federer isn't a very good tennis player, someone else pointing out he's won 10 slams, and you responding "Well, I wasn't aware he'd won all those grand slams. He seems pretty bad to me..."
Now I'm thinking maybe you just aren't "aware" that Ishtar was actually an okay flick?![]()
I agree that word of mouth is crucial, but a man of the world like yourself should not be so naive to think that the media doesn't play a huge role in shaping our perceptions and expecations in many areas of life, including the quality of a motion picture. While certain kinds of silly films like "Snakes on a Plane" (which actually got some good reviews) and, say, The Police Academy movies, may be immune to what the critics say, many other films can be greatly buoyed by critical praise or destroyed by it. Enough critics pan a movie, and you might even get a chance to hear any word of mouth on it because a studio may quickly pull it from theaters to cut their losses.
But it's not just critics. Many factors can influence how we are primed to receive a certain movie, or a product of any sort, be it negative or positive, and one of the reasons Hollywood spends millions of dollars in advertising and publicity in order to position and push their movies is because it works. The reason we are even aware of the movies we're talking about here is because of advertising and publicity, while we remain ignorant of dozens upon dozens of small, independent films of vastly superior quality that didn't have the dollars to compete with Hollywood movies.
Ishtar got a bad rap even before it was released -- even before it was finished, if memory serves -- and it wasn't because of audience word of mouth.
If you weren't "aware" that CLICK was a hit movie that grossed some 400 million dollars, don't you think it was a bit reckless of you to have cited it, twice, as an example of a big flop? What's next, you claiming Federer isn't a very good tennis player, someone else pointing out he's won 10 slams, and you responding "Well, I wasn't aware he'd won all those grand slams. He seems pretty bad to me..."
Now I'm thinking maybe you just aren't "aware" that Ishtar was actually an okay flick?![]()
I agree that word of mouth is crucial, but a man of the world like yourself should not be so naive to think that the media doesn't play a huge role in shaping our perceptions and expecations in many areas of life, including the quality of a motion picture. While certain kinds of silly films like "Snakes on a Plane" (which actually got some good reviews) and, say, The Police Academy movies, may be immune to what the critics say, many other films can be greatly buoyed by critical praise or destroyed by it. Enough critics pan a movie, and you might even get a chance to hear any word of mouth on it because a studio may quickly pull it from theaters to cut their losses.
But it's not just critics. Many factors can influence how we are primed to receive a certain movie, or a product of any sort, be it negative or positive, and one of the reasons Hollywood spends millions of dollars in advertising and publicity in order to position and push their movies is because it works. The reason we are even aware of the movies we're talking about here is because of advertising and publicity, while we remain ignorant of dozens upon dozens of small, independent films of vastly superior quality that didn't have the dollars to compete with Hollywood movies.
Ishtar got a bad rap even before it was released -- even before it was finished, if memory serves -- and it wasn't because of audience word of mouth.
Any movie with Christopher Walken can be considered great.
Hmmm... maybe I wasn't as far off as first thought.FWIW, IMDB and rottentomatoes both have Click grossing $137 million in the US. Where did you get the $400 million figure?
Here are a few more:
GI Jane
The Children's Hour
Howard the Duck
Weekend at Bernies
Weekend at Bernies 2
Killer Klownz from Outer Space
2001: A Space Odyssey
Maximum Overdrive
O God, Book II
Red Dawn
Cocoon, The Return
Coneheads
Serial Mom
Stop, or My Mom Will Shoot
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex (Woody Allen)
Night Train to Terror
any Carrie remake
anything related to the Wizard of Oz (other than the original)
any Friday the 13th movie
any sequel to Nightmare on Elm Street
Are you suggesting that the media hailed the last three Sandler movies as great films, but the public wasn't swayed by that and the movies bombed?
(EDIT: FYI: Just checked the U.S. box office on "Click", Sandler's recent film from last year. It grossed almost 400 million dollars worldwide. With "bombs" like that, who needs "hits"?)
FWIW, IMDB and rottentomatoes both have Click grossing $137 million in the US. Where did you get the $400 million figure?
Hmmm... maybe I wasn't as far off as first thought.
Rottentomatoes has Spanglish grossing just $42 million. At any rate my points don't fall or rise based on the box office of some middling Adam Sandler movie.
What part of WORLD WIDE GROSS confused you?
Yes, you were very far off. You called a hit movie that grossed close to 400 million worldwide a "bomb". Spanglish, a not-bad film itself, did respectable business as well. And yeah, I think you're points do rise or fall a bit based on your erroneous claims about hits and bombs.
Sometimes people get confused, as you are perhaps when you confuse what I've said about Ishtar vis a vis it's lack of success.
I've never claimed that the media panning the movie didn't have an effect on people's perceptions of it. I'm sure it did.
You are saying that the inside baseball aspect of the movie mattered to people but I disagree. It may have been newspaper fodder at the time but the movie sunk out of sight based on it's own lack of any redeeming features.
What happened to Soul Plane on that list?
No part of it confused me, dipstick. I merely asked where you got your numbers since they appeared to me to be at odds with the US gross.
Then I guess your status as a judge of movies sinks a bit as well based on your attempts to rehibilitate the reputation of a bomb like Ishtar. Talk about revisionist history!What part of WORLD WIDE GROSS confused you?
And yeah, I think your points do rise or fall a bit based on your erroneous claims about hits and bombs.
Then I guess your status as a judge of movies sinks a bit as well based on your attempts to rehibilitate the reputation of a bomb like Ishtar. Talk about revisionist history!
So I got something wrong about one Adam Sandler movie. Sorry.Do you want to quibble about Heaven's Gate or Waterworld as well? Any complaints there?
It's all about opinions anyway. Or that's the impression I get. So sue me.
No, I don't care for Adam Sandler and let me know when that "Ishtar Appreciation Society" forms up. I want to see people find Ishtar "funny".
I'll let that stand as the last word on the issue. I think the remark speaks for itself.