Jannik Sinner is a time traveler

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Nuclear Warhead Sinner

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Jannik Sinner is Rublev's son from the future.

He traveled back in time to save the so-called "Next Gen" from turning into another "Lost Gen".

However, he is not allowed to beat Rublev. In fact, that could demoralize the Russian and lead to a chain of events which could prevent Jannik's father from meeting his mother at the 2024 Monte-Carlo Masters Gala.

This would cause the Grandfather Paradox as Sinner's very existence would contradict the laws of physics.

Our team of researchers is currently working on a new generation of time machines based on the Novikov self-consistency principle which uses causally consistent closed time-like curves.


Once completed, the device will cause reality to rearrange itself in order to eliminate all inconsistencies. From our calculations, this will also change the outcome of the Wimbledon 2019 Final.

And you guessed it right, The Maestro himself funded the entire operation.

 

SeeItHitIt

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Jannik Sinner is Rublev's son from the future.

He traveled back in time to save the so-called "Next Gen" from turning into another "Lost Gen".

However, he is not allowed to beat Rublev. In fact, that could demoralize the Russian and lead to a chain of events which could prevent Jannik's father from meeting his mother at the 2024 Monte-Carlo Masters Gala.

This would cause the Grandfather Paradox as Sinner's very existence would contradict the laws of physics.

Our team of researchers is currently working on a new generation of time machines based on the Novikov self-consistency principle which uses causally consistent closed time-like curves.


Once completed, the device will cause reality to rearrange itself in order to eliminate all inconsistencies. From our calculations, this will also change the outcome of the Wimbledon 2019 Final.

And you guessed it right, The Maestro himself funded the entire operation.

to quote a movie: that’s a bad suit, Jim.
 

King No1e

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Jannik Sinner is Rublev's son from the future.

He traveled back in time to save the so-called "Next Gen" from turning into another "Lost Gen".

However, he is not allowed to beat Rublev. In fact, that could demoralize the Russian and lead to a chain of events which could prevent Jannik's father from meeting his mother at the 2024 Monte-Carlo Masters Gala.

This would cause the Grandfather Paradox as Sinner's very existence would contradict the laws of physics.

Our team of researchers is currently working on a new generation of time machines based on the Novikov self-consistency principle which uses causally consistent closed time-like curves.


Once completed, the device will cause reality to rearrange itself in order to eliminate all inconsistencies. From our calculations, this will also change the outcome of the Wimbledon 2019 Final.

And you guessed it right, The Maestro himself funded the entire operation.

 

zuluzazu

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Jannik Sinner is Rublev's son from the future.

He traveled back in time to save the so-called "Next Gen" from turning into another "Lost Gen".

However, he is not allowed to beat Rublev. In fact, that could demoralize the Russian and lead to a chain of events which could prevent Jannik's father from meeting his mother at the 2024 Monte-Carlo Masters Gala.

This would cause the Grandfather Paradox as Sinner's very existence would contradict the laws of physics.

Our team of researchers is currently working on a new generation of time machines based on the Novikov self-consistency principle which uses causally consistent closed time-like curves.


Once completed, the device will cause reality to rearrange itself in order to eliminate all inconsistencies. From our calculations, this will also change the outcome of the Wimbledon 2019 Final.

And you guessed it right, The Maestro himself funded the entire operation.

If anyone is interested in time travel and closed loops watch Dark on netflix. Its one of the best tv series I have ever seen. This also explains why Sinner wore same kit as rublev. He has brought his fathers kit from the future.
 
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Nuclear Warhead Sinner

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If anyone is interested in time travel and closed loops watch Dark on netflix. Its one of the best tv series I have ever seen. This also explains why Sinner wore same kit as rublev. He has brought his fathers kit from the future.
Yea apparently it's like the movie Tenet but way more intricate. I'm definitely gonna watch it.
 

Pmasterfunk

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If anyone is interested in time travel and closed loops watch Dark on netflix. Its one of the best tv series I have ever seen. This also explains why Sinner wore same kit as rublev. He has brought his fathers kit from the future.
Yea apparently it's like the movie Tenet but way more intricate. I'm definitely gonna watch it.
I really liked seasons 1 and 2, but I hated season 3. I thought it ruined seasons 1 and 2 for me. Just a warning, YMMV.
 
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Nuclear Warhead Sinner

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BTW I have heard tenet is by far the most borinh nolan film.
humm, correct. I've watched it 3 times. Although the action scenes were great and there were no plot holes, it just didn't leave up to the hype. The dialogues were very hard to hear and I didn't feel emotionally attached to the characters. Also, Nolan could've executed his idea much better with half the budget.
 

zuluzazu

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humm, correct. I've watched it 3 times. Although the action scenes were great and there were no plot holes, it just didn't leave up to the hype. The dialogues were very hard to hear and I didn't feel emotionally attached to the characters. Also, Nolan could've executed his idea much better with half the budget.
Unfortunately it hasnt released in India yet so I have not watched it yet. I anyway love nolan films so want to watch it irrespective of reviews
 

Big Donkey

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Jannik Sinner is Rublev's son from the future.

He traveled back in time to save the so-called "Next Gen" from turning into another "Lost Gen".

However, he is not allowed to beat Rublev. In fact, that could demoralize the Russian and lead to a chain of events which could prevent Jannik's father from meeting his mother at the 2024 Monte-Carlo Masters Gala.

This would cause the Grandfather Paradox as Sinner's very existence would contradict the laws of physics.

Our team of researchers is currently working on a new generation of time machines based on the Novikov self-consistency principle which uses causally consistent closed time-like curves.


Once completed, the device will cause reality to rearrange itself in order to eliminate all inconsistencies. From our calculations, this will also change the outcome of the Wimbledon 2019 Final.

And you guessed it right, The Maestro himself funded the entire operation.

Would this also allow Thanos to again collect the Infinity Stones, snapping King Rafa'lla out of existence, preventing wins at RG18, '19 and/or '20, and allowing him to maintain his GS record? (At least until Captain Serbia passes him.)
 
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Nuclear Warhead Sinner

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Would this also allow Thanos to again collect the Infinity Stones, snapping King Rafa'lla out of existence, preventing wins at RG18, '19 and/or '20, and allowing him to maintain his GS record? (At least until Captain Serbia passes him.)
Hold up, let me run the maths....... aaaand it checks out! The Slam record is safe.
 
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Nuclear Warhead Sinner

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We are proud to announce our work on an experimental feature for Sinner's time machine: quantum skipping. When in serious danger, our client is now capable of skipping between parallel universes to adjust the trajectory of his shots.

Look closely at how the ball clearly hits the net then somehow skips through it. Amazing isn't it?

And here. Projectile motions kinematics would predict a wide shot but Sinner skips between 2^5 universes in 0.01 seconds until he finds one where the ball goes in. Beautiful.

The Hawk-Eye system can't detect numeric inconsistencies because the ball's reality propagates into its observers. Terrific.
 

GhostOfNKDM

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OP after Sinner's performance today:

Drop it like its hot

Drop it like its hot

:D

Don't think I've seen someone drop their handle and rejoin with a new one the same day (openly anyway)
 
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