I already told you, I played sports (tennis and football) at a competitive level. I will now train harder than ever to reach the Wimbledon final, lose it, and laugh hysterically afterwards at the trophy ceremony just to show you off.
Seriously, what’s with the agression? My bet is that you’ve lost a bit too often in whatever sport you claim to be elite in - or/and in life - and have a hard time coping with being a loser. Either that, or you’re just some sixteen-year-old trying to play with the big boys on this board - and failing miserably. Either way, you should really move on like a pro, champ.
Anyway, this is boring now. Go to bed.