Judgement Day

pabletion

pabletion

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no its not ya duffus! its May 21 2011... according to www.familyradio.com

Crap...... I guess I'll celebrte my bday 4 days early, but theres nothing I can do about the ranking tournament, the final is supposed to be on the 28th! Never a break, this was my chance to win it!
 
maverick66

maverick66

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10ACE

10ACE

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This is when Jesus is suppose to return to earth- but then again I believe the bible states there is no exact date

Then end of the "world" is DEC 21 2012
 
pabletion

pabletion

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10ACE said:
This is when Jesus is suppose to return to earth- but then again I believe the bible states there is no exact date

Then end of the "world" is DEC 21 2012
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I think, speakin of the Bible, that it states pretty clearly that, theres and end of days "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven..."

So.... I dunno why these pseudo-christians keep tryin to come up with a date. Thats been done for ages and ages just to fail and fail.
 
GetBetterer

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It can't be either of those days, here's why:

1. On May 21st, I'm talking with God -- oh wait...


2. December 21st, I'm also talking with God again to prepare for Jesus's birthday -- oh wait...

You guys never read this...
 
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ProgressoR

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Dec 21st would be sick, just when everyone has spent on all the xmas presents, and is anticipating the joy of giving.

So it has to be May. Please inform the relevant decision makers.
 
Kevin T

Kevin T

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mightyrick said:
This site is the best ever. Numerology! Gotta love that!
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I like how they have advertisements for savings accounts. :) What's the point?

By the way all, per the Bible, not even Jesus knows the hour or day. So why would this clown have the 'ins'?

It's actually pretty sad how many people are following this yahoo. I heard a report on NPR a few weeks ago about couples with infants and young kids exhausting their savings, even planning on tapping out their accounts leading up to May 21. These knuckleheads should be charged with child endangerment on May 22.

One last question....Will judement day start at 6pm Pacific time? Eastern? Central? Atlantic?
 
jmverdugo

jmverdugo

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These guys make really bold predictions:

Family Radio said:
What will take place on May 21?
On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.
A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.

On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.
The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.
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I wonder what are they going to do if there is no earthquake, or ... what is going to happen is there is one :confused:
 
Fee

Fee

Legend
ProgressoR said:
Dec 21st would be sick, just when everyone has spent on all the xmas presents, and is anticipating the joy of giving.

So it has to be May. Please inform the relevant decision makers.
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You know people that are done shopping by the 21st? What's that like?


Better not be the 21st, I have tickets to see Glee in Concert the following week and I don't want to miss that.
 
Kevin T

Kevin T

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Fee said:
You know people that are done shopping by the 21st? What's that like?


Better not be the 21st, I have tickets to see Glee in Concert the following week and I don't want to miss that.
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My thoughts exactly but my main concern is getting to see the final 'Harry Potter' film. :)
 
pabletion

pabletion

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jmverdugo said:
These guys make really bold predictions:



I wonder what are they going to do if there is no earthquake, or ... what is going to happen is there is one :confused:
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HAHAHAHAH, you actually read that stuff??? I just hope those guys are not thinking about drinking any Coolaid or something.....

rule of thumb is: If a cult tells ya they know the exact date of the end of days..., bah, just move it along.

Oh Oh.... and btw, Pirates of the Caribbean opens here on May 20th! Guess I'll go to the premier!
 
Fee

Fee

Legend
Kevin T said:
My thoughts exactly but my main concern is getting to see the final 'Harry Potter' film. :)
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I am almost dreading the final film. Based on the trailers that I've seen, they have strayed from the book in ways that are certain to annoy the hell out of me. There were things in the final chapters that I wanted to see come to life, and I suspect they were left out. :?
 
norcal

norcal

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Fee said:
You know people that are done shopping by the 21st? What's that like?


Better not be the 21st, I have tickets to see Glee in Concert the following week and I don't want to miss that.
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Maybe seeing Glee in concert is actually eternal damnation?

I kid, I kid. :)
 
RealityPolice

RealityPolice

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Kevin T said:
I like how they have advertisements for savings accounts. :) What's the point?

By the way all, per the Bible, not even Jesus knows the hour or day. So why would this clown have the 'ins'?

It's actually pretty sad how many people are following this yahoo. I heard a report on NPR a few weeks ago about couples with infants and young kids exhausting their savings, even planning on tapping out their accounts leading up to May 21. These knuckleheads should be charged with child endangerment on May 22.
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Read an article at CNN a few weeks ago about them. They interviewed some of the kids, and the kids were terrified. "My daddy can't tell me if I'm good enough for Jesus or not" was the main gist of their thoughts.

These jagoffs ought to be locked up for child abuse. Let 'em spend their "last days on Earth" in a Goddamn jail cell.

I find myself hoping that the adults all off themselves on the 22nd. Cruel? Maybe. But I grew up with those same thoughts, and it's taken years to get over it. These kids will be permanently messed up from this.
 
atatu

atatu

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Fee said:
I am almost dreading the final film. Based on the trailers that I've seen, they have strayed from the book in ways that are certain to annoy the hell out of me. There were things in the final chapters that I wanted to see come to life, and I suspect they were left out. :?
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It sucks that the owl died, I really don't care about anything else now that she's gone.
 
Fee

Fee

Legend
norcal said:
Maybe seeing Glee in concert is actually eternal damnation?

I kid, I kid. :)
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You know, if those tickets had gone on sale a week later, I might not be going. But, its a good excuse to hang out with a friend so... meh.

atatu said:
It sucks that the owl died, I really don't care about anything else now that she's gone.
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spoiler alert spoiler alert spoiler alert!!!! ;)
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

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Where is dennis10s? Isn;t he supposed to be saving us from all forms of destruction and cataclysms and apocalypses and such.
 
Kevin T

Kevin T

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Well, TWers, it's been real. It's 5:49am Saturday morning in Kiritimati, so they've got roughly 12 hours to go until the big one hits. You see, according to these guys, the rapture will occur per your time zone...:) That's right, we'll get to watch it grow collectively...per time zone...on live TV!! I guess God has a flare for the dramatic and doesn't want to take us all at once. I appreciate the fact He's letting me sleep in tomorrow. I figure if all is well in New Zealand by bed time tonight (Pacific time), I'm in the clear. :)
 
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jswinf

Professional
Sentinel said:
Where is dennis10s? Isn;t he supposed to be saving us from all forms of destruction and cataclysms and apocalypses and such.
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Maybe he got an early "call-up."

You know, I've seen that name a number of times while appreciating some "interesting posts," and thought "yeah, a first name with some numbers and a letter." It just clicked for me that it's a clever choice for a tennis site with rhyming and all. Ashamed to admit I'm so slow on the uptake. Should have kept quiet. Please disregard. Maybe judgement day will bring me a new brain.
 
Sentinel

Sentinel

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jswinf said:
Maybe he got an early "call-up."

You know, I've seen that name a number of times while appreciating some "interesting posts," and thought "yeah, a first name with some numbers and a letter." It just clicked for me that it's a clever choice for a tennis site with rhyming and all. Ashamed to admit I'm so slow on the uptake. Should have kept quiet. Please disregard. Maybe judgement day will bring me a new brain.
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No no, real guys aren't afraid of making admissions. Glad to know I am not the only slow one here. Look, i've still not figured out your name :D
 
Tchocky

Tchocky

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I'm a little nervous. All we can do is wait and see. If you start seeing Christians floating upwards, then we'll all know the rest of us are screwed. This would really suck for Djokovic because he's having the best season of his career.
 
C

CCNM

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Not saying it's a coincidence but several professional/college athletes have died within the last few weeks/months of different causes.
 
GetBetterer

GetBetterer

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Well, it's May 21st in Korea, world hasn't ended for them yet. It was all fake. Good day to you sires.

If it happens before then, well in that case:

Gentlemen, it was an honor posting with you tonight.
 
Q

quest01

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Tomorrow is suppose to be where Jesus and his children go to heaven and everyone else goes to hell or something along those lines, its called Rapture. The end of the world is suppose to happen at 6pm Eastern Time on the 21st, the day the world will end.
 
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eliza

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Just in case: it was nice "meeting"you, and reading your posts......
 
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