Judgement Day

Those who, through no fault of their own, do not know the Gospel of Christ or his Church, but who nevertheless seek God with a sincere heart, and, moved by grace, try in their actions to do his will as they know it through the dictates of their conscience -- those too may achieve eternal salvation
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That's great news for those of us from other parts of the world. Even we are eligible for the Rapture.
 
Manus Domini said:
he's the cause ;)
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ROTFLMAO!

You're lucky gj00011 - and all of his various alter egos - has been vanquished from this site - you'd be wishing tomorrow was the End.

In all seriousness, this is the type of thing that turned me off Religion (and the money grab). One thing to look for some guidance in life - another to have something that so controls your life you wear certain clothes, eat certain foods, circle a date on a calendar and think it's the last day for all mankind.
 
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norbac said:
Wonder what excuse Camping will come up with on Sunday.....what did he say after 94?
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Not sure but usually they blame lack of faith, everyone needs to pray more and tithe more, pastors deserve those Rolexes you know.
 
^^^Look behind the couch. The shaking could be a hairball coming up.

And the above photo of Jesus w/ vacuum, is it switched on regular or reverse?
 
So this is supposed to happen according to U.S. timezones? Its Sunday in half the world already so..... :twisted:
 
jaggy said:
Not sure but usually they blame lack of faith, everyone needs to pray more and tithe more, pastors deserve those Rolexes you know.
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Generals in the Army of our Lord:

I am a soldier in the in the army of my God.
The Lord Jesus Christ is my Commanding Officer.
The Holy Bible is my code of conduct.
Faith, prayer and the Word are my weapons of warfare.
I have been taught by the Holy Spirit,
Trained by experience,
Tried by adversity
And tested by fire.

I am a volunteer in this Army,
And I am enlisted for eternity.
I will not get out,
Sell out,
Be talked out,
Or pushed out.

I am faithful,
Reliable,
Capable,
And dependable.

If my God needs me,
I am there.

I am not a baby.
I do not need to be pampered,
Petted,
Primed up,
Pumped up,
Picked up,
Or pepped up.
I am a soldier.

I am not a wimp.
I am in place,
Saluting my King,
Obeying His orders,
Praising His name,
And building His kingdom!

No one has to send me flowers,
Gifts, food, cards or, candy.
I do not need to be cuddled,
Cradled,
Cared for, or catered to.
I am committed.

I cannot have my feelings hurt
Bad enough to turn me around.
I cannot be discouraged enough
To turn me aside.
I cannot lose enough
To cause me to quit.

When Jesus called me into His Army,
I had nothing.
If I end up with nothing,
I will still come out ahead.
I will win.

My God has and will continue
To supply all of my needs.
I am more than a conqueror.
I will always triumph.
I can do all things through Christ.

Devils cannot defeat me.
People cannot disillusion me.
Weather cannot weary me.
Sickness cannot stop me.
Battles cannot beat me.
Money cannot buy me.
Governments cannot silence me.
And Hell cannot handle me.
I am a soldier.

Even death cannot destroy me.
For when my Commander
Calls me from this battlefield,
He will promote me to Captain
And then allow me to rule with Him.
I am a soldier in the Army,
And I’m claiming victory.

I will not give up.
I will not turn around.
I am a soldier,
Marching Heaven bound.
 
AceServer said:
On May 21st or Dec. 21, 2012.

This idea is outrageous.

Discuss.
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Silly stuff ! Im dead tired of gloomy Doomsday gossip.
On the other hand i like to know the facts of what is going on in science.

The saying 'Everybody is entitled to their own beliefs and opinions but not to their own facts' comes in handy .
 
Are we still alive? Shut, I was praying for an eternal game of tennis....................
 
I lit some incense, prayed to the North Wind, hugged a tree, kissed a whale and did a hit of acid while listening to Jack Handey self affirmations and turning in circles. :)

Thus, it is my doing that the world (including tennis) as we know it still exists.

Does it strike anyone else strange that the guy who predicted The End was soliciting donations? Why would one need donations if all was at an end?
 
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Fearsome Forehand said:
I lit some incense, prayed to the North Wind, hugged a tree, kissed a whale and did a hit of acid while listening to Jack Handey self affirmations and turning in circles. :)

Thus, it is my doing that the world (including tennis) as we know it still exists.

Does it strike anyone else strange that the guy who predicted The End was soliciting donations? Why would one need donations if all was at an end?
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because God is an investment banker?
 
Fearsome Forehand said:
I lit some incense, prayed to the North Wind, hugged a tree, kissed a whale and did a hit of acid while listening to Jack Handey self affirmations and turning in circles. :)

Thus, it is my doing that the world (including tennis) as we know it still exists.

Does it strike anyone else strange that the guy who predicted The End was soliciting donations? Why would one need donations if all was at an end?
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To build an Ark in 2012.
 
the ACTUAL Date is in October of this year.

Well, let's wait it out you guys.

Then if that one goes as badly as this one did, let's revive it in 2012.

I'll make sure to revive it then, if it doesn't return -- the rapture happened.
 
I am typing this message on my Droid as I am being lifted up into the sky.

To all the fellow TW members who are left behind on earth:

I leave behind 40+ quality racquets, including Head Youtek Prestiges, Prince EXO3 Tours, Vantage Customs and Bastcore, Yonex RD7 and RDX500, POG Longbodies, and many other classics.

I am also leaving behind 50+ sets of quality natural gut, such as VS, Wilson, Prince, Pacific, etc., not to mention expensive polys and multis.

Only 2 freebies per member.

First come, first served.

My butler will let you in. :)
 
ProgressoR said:
What went wrong?

This is very disappointing, my faith in wacky end-of times cults has been severely tested.
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lol, don't worry there are legions of such people talking about 2012 and what will/could happen. No doubt, each of them has a solution to the problem and it involves following them and making huge donations to save the world.

What went wrong, you ask.

Our faith is weak. That's why the Rapture has been postponed. We did not shell out enough money to Mr Camping. Did you expect to go free of cost ? There's no such thing as a free lunch, bro. However, i notice Fedace and Yoda have gone missing.
 
scotus said:
I am typing this message on my Droid as I am being lifted up into the sky.

To all the fellow TW members who are left behind on earth:

I leave behind 40+ quality racquets, including Head Youtek Prestiges, Prince EXO3 Tours, Vantage Customs and Bastcore, Yonex RD7 and RDX500, POG Longbodies, and many other classics.

I am also leaving behind 50+ sets of quality natural gut, such as VS, Wilson, Prince, Pacific, etc., not to mention expensive polys and multis.

Only 2 freebies per member.

First come, first served.

My butler will let you in. :)
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Woulda thunk the butler ascends first.
 
scotus said:
I am typing this message on my Droid as I am being lifted up into the sky.

To all the fellow TW members who are left behind on earth:

I leave behind 40+ quality racquets, including Head Youtek Prestiges, Prince EXO3 Tours, Vantage Customs and Bastcore, Yonex RD7 and RDX500, POG Longbodies, and many other classics.

I am also leaving behind 50+ sets of quality natural gut, such as VS, Wilson, Prince, Pacific, etc., not to mention expensive polys and multis.

Only 2 freebies per member.

First come, first served.

My butler will let you in. :)
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The butler took them all and fled. Should've gotten one you could trust :)
 
And, from the mid-1960s, we have Talking World War III Blues, by Bob Dylan. Different Armageddon, but lots of parallels:

(It's a little long, I was going to just carve out some excerpts but I couldn't bring myself to do it)


Some time ago a crazy dream came to me,
I dreamt I was walkin' into World War Three,
I went to the doctor the very next day
To see what kinda words he could say.
He said it was a bad dream.
I wouldn't worry 'bout it none, though,
They were my own dreams and they're only in my head.

I said, "Hold it, Doc, a World War passed through my brain."
He said, "Nurse, get your pad, this boy's insane,"
He grabbed my arm, I said "Ouch!"
As I landed on the psychiatric couch,
He said, "Tell me about it."

Well, the whole thing started at 3 o'clock fast,
It was all over by quarter past.
I was down in the sewer with some little lover
When I peeked out from a manhole cover
Wondering who turned the lights on.

Well, I got up and walked around
And up and down the lonesome town.
I stood a-wondering which way to go,
I lit a cigarette on a parking meter
And walked on down the road.
It was a normal day.

Well, I rung the fallout shelter bell
And I leaned my head and I gave a yell,
"Give me a string bean, I'm a hungry man."
A shotgun fired and away I ran.
I don't blame them too much though,
He didn't know me.

Down at the corner by a hot-dog stand
I seen a man, I said, "Howdy friend,
I guess there's just us two."
He screamed a bit and away he flew.
Thought I was a Communist.

Well, I spied a girl and before she could leave,
"Let's go and play Adam and Eve."
I took her by the hand and my heart it was thumpin'
When she said, "Hey man, you crazy or sumpin',
You see what happened last time they started."

Well, I seen a Cadillac window uptown
And there was nobody aroun',
I got into the driver's seat
And I drove 42nd Street
In my Cadillac.
Good car to drive after a war.

Well, I remember seein' some ad,
So I turned on my Conelrad.
But I didn't pay my Con Ed bill,
So the radio didn't work so well.
Turned on my player-
It was Rock-A-Day, Johnny singin',
"Tell Your Ma, Tell Your Pa,
Our Loves Are Gonna Grow Ooh-wah, Ooh-wah."

I was feelin' kinda lonesome and blue,
I needed somebody to talk to.
So I called up the operator of time
Just to hear a voice of some kind.
"When you hear the beep
It will be three o'clock,"
She said that for over an hour
And I hung it up.

Well, the doctor interrupted me just about then,
Sayin, "Hey I've been havin' the same old dreams,
But mine was a little different you see.
I dreamt that the only person left after the war was me.
I didn't see you around."

Well, now time passed and now it seems
Everybody's having them dreams.
Everybody sees themselves walkin' around with no one else.
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"
I said that.
 
Anyone saw weird things on the 21st? SKY WAS WEIRD

Sky was weird over here............. gotta say I dont buy into all those doomsday predictors at all, but like it or not, they do get ya to think about it a bit.

Anyways... at around 6 or 6:15pm local time the sky was sooo weird. i was driving and noticed it looked yellowish, it was partly cloudy but the sun going through looked so strange, giving a yellowish glow all over. Im sure theres a perfectly logical explanation, and that its probably been like that before, but you know,... that particular day I noticed. I noticed even more when I saw more people in their cars lowering their car windows and looking around............ AND, later on, people posting on FB about it.........

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIRD!

anywas, still here and won my 2nd round natl rankings match today in three sets, even after missing an easy smash for my 1st match point on the third set tiebreak!
 
from Houston TX, the world did not end here either... I guess I am going to have to pay for the big breakfast we had at IHOP, the expensive lunch we had at Fogo do Chao and the dinner at Benihana. Also I did a lot of international calls on saturday... the good thing is we had a blast celebrating the end of the world...

... now that I am thinking about it, we should celebrate the end of the world at least 1 once a year, I mean, just go out and do whatever you want to do thinking that the world will end the next day, have the meal you always wanted to have, take your beloved ones to that walk on the park you always wanted to do, etc...

(On another note: Felicitaciones Pablo!)
 
jmverdugo said:
from Houston TX, the world did not end here either... I guess I am going to have to pay for the big breakfast we had at IHOP, the expensive lunch we had at Fogo do Chao and the dinner at Benihana. Also I did a lot of international calls on saturday... the good thing is we had a blast celebrating the end of the world...

... now that I am thinking about it, we should celebrate the end of the world at least 1 once a year, I mean, just go out and do whatever you want to do thinking that the world will end the next day, have the meal you always wanted to have, take your beloved ones to that walk on the park you always wanted to do, etc...

(On another note: Felicitaciones Pablo!)
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We had lunch and dinner at Taco Bell and now we are up in heaven with an upset stomach.
 
When cheap oil runs out which unfortunately seems to be happening sooner than later, we can talk about 'judgement days'( note the plural..:)) .. Ie. an extend period of price increases for food and fuel ,unless we stop paying tax to the oil folks of course and use our money for better stuff.
 
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