I'm going to give you the answer. If you are more interested in how you play then how you look ... keep reading.
First, some context. I live in the land of hard courts, 90+ degrees, high humidity. I sweat a lot ... and somehow my forhead shoots a stream of water (like a hose) into both eyes. Total freak show. Add to that ... Lasik gave me a good 20 years 20/20 ... but now wear glasses for tennis. I often wore Oakleys for doubles ... not a problem. Singles in summer here ... forget glasses.
Note: if this works with glasses, it will work for anyone ... other than those that need to look cool/pretty.
This is my solution ... keeps sweat off glasses, but do get buddy smart *** comments.
You are going to need a hat like this:
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/adidas_Mens_adizero_II_Hat_White_Black/descpageMAAGRON-AMAPHWB.html
A lightweight cap ... cooler than a regular ball cap. You could use a visor ... but that's even a bigger fashion fiasco.
You are going to need a skinny tie bandana ... like this one:
http://www.tennis-warehouse.com/adidas_Tie_II_Headband_/descpageAGRON-ATH2T.html
- wrist band on each arm
- at least two towels, a small one you take to the back of the court, and a bigger one for changeovers.
You take that girly bandana and tie it on. Bottom edge just above eyebrows ... not a hair tie in this design.
Then you take your lightweight cap ... with the velcro strap not fastened ... and put hat over girly bandana. If you do it right, only a small portion of bandana will show under the front of the cap. Do it wrong, and you are the guy with his cap pooched way up on his head. Hideous. Pull velcro strap and attach. Trust me on this ... bandana on first, and only then cap.
Couple of things to understand. The bandana will be soaked after a couple of minutes. There ain't no wicking away going on here. It's merely a channel ... think rain gutter ... for those sweat eye streams to be routed elsewhere. I have no idea where it all gets routed, but not in the eyes, and not on the glasses ... good to go.
You take that little towel with you to the back fence. As needed between points ... you grab your glasses with one hand, and dry your eyes with that little towel. I don't use a strap on the glasses, and so far no accidents. You get quick with this little towel quick dry.
If you can't get to the towel, do the eye drying with your off hand wrist band. If really drenching the wrist band, rotate it a bit so next eye drying gets a "dryer" part of the wrist band. Don't mess with the dominant hand wrist band ... it's already overworked.
You can rotate the girly bandanas ... I rotate a white one and a black one. It's really futile however. A dry one is soaked in two minutes, and the wet one laying on the bence never dries in the humidity.
There you go ... problem solved with a fashion statement.
Oh yeah ... 3rd towel is to sit on in the car on drive home.
You California guys .... (
@TenFanLA ) won't understand humidity.