Let's objectify Spencer (TW Admin)

[Fee]

Well ladies, we need another thread. The men have the "men's only" thread AND a Maria Sharapova thread. We just have the 'ladies only' thread, so we need someone specific to ogle. We can't agree on one ATP player because there are just too many to choose from, and we all have different tastes. I say we objectify Spencer, the babysitter and grand poobah of this forum. I met him today and I can tell you that he is a good looking man. Dark hair, a little bit of facial hair, about 6 feet tall (I'm guessing), physically fit (because he plays tennis of course), nice smile, and not afraid to hug a wacky woman with big hair when he meets her in person for the first time. I have NO IDEA what color his eyes are because he never took his sunglasses off, but isn't a little bit of mystery intriguing?

Sadly, I felt silly asking Spencer to take a picture with me (and yes, I would have kicked Nole right out of my avatar if I had), but perhaps if we ask him nicely, he'll post one for us. For those of you who haven't met Spencer, feel free to objectify his intelligence and wit.


{and yes, I'm guessing Spencer won't be back soon enough to do anything about this thread :twisted: }

 

[CanadianChic]

Heehee. *evil grin* So our sweet Spencer is a hottie, eh? I had a sneaky suspicion that he might be but now I want to see some pics myself. Oh and please do make sure to include full length shots, perhaps a facial close-up, maybe one of you bending over to pick something up (come on...us gals have been good and deserve a treat) and don't forget to show off those legs!

 

[OrangeOne]

And I thought the Sharapova thread scared me...

 

[Fee]

Well, if you had met the LIGHT that was Spencer, you would understand. I think I saw him walk on water.

 

[my_forehand]

And I thought the Sharapova thread scared me...

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Sentinel]

^^^ Me, I can change water to wine. Any gals want my pics ?

 

[my_forehand]

^ Gals, here's Sentinel!

 

[Topaz]

Ok Fee, found it!

Hmmm, so Spencer is indeed more than just a signature on posts on the internet? The TW man of mystery? More content to let Chris garner all the attention, while he quietly works away in the background?

Intriguing indeed!

 

[zapvor]

i didnt see the maria thread.

 

[sureshs]

Time for a "Let's objectify Tiffani" thread

 

[Fee]

Ok Fee, found it!

Hmmm, so Spencer is indeed more than just a signature on posts on the internet? The TW man of mystery? More content to let Chris garner all the attention, while he quietly works away in the background?

Intriguing indeed!

Yes, staying out of the videos so that hordes of women don't caravan to the Tennis Warehouse warehouse. He's doing them a favor really.

 

[WhatItIs]

wow. this spencer guy sounds like the next brad pitt or something! who is he and why is everyone talkin about him? is he, how the kids say, "a big deal"?

 

[TW Staff]

Oh what a tangled web....

I must confess, I hired Scott Baio to stand in for me at the PLO.

Sorry.

Spencer, TW.

 

[Fee]

Nah, Scott Baio isn't that good looking. Don't try that with me.

Welcome back Spencer, took you long enough. You can lock this now if you want, I just wanted to have a little bit of fun with you, my own way of letting you know that I enjoyed meeting you.

Or you can leave it open and tell us what your favorite color is.

 

[Sentinel]

Fee, was that you I saw on telly, in dark glasses with the Spanish flag and a good looking guy during the Nadal match. Waving at the cam.
And then alone during the next (Djoko ?) match.
I was wondering if that was Spencer with you.
Sorry, I am going by your avatar.

 

[Fee]

No, that was DEFINITELY not me. If you saw the Ancic-Gonzalez match, I am the very long haired brunette sitting directly in front of Mario's coach in a long sleeved grey t-shirt.