Letter from John Cauthen to Steve Davis

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...I found a super light, light headed green colored Head Pro Tour 280 at Sports Authority. They were getting rid of those frames that apparently Head had made expecting to sell those racquets with upper handle weighting to everyone. Think again. The worst mistake I ever made in my life is not buying that racquet. Yes, the worst. Muster went to Kniessl. They made Tom's Machine but couldn't get it right; then Muster retired.

That's the conspiracy.

Sir, you must be talking about the HEAD Light Tour 630.
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And let me save you from your lift-time regret, you can undo the worst mistake you made in your life, by buying it on *bay. lol. once in a while this racket still pops up in the bay. Or, you can buy a European version, Head VAMP Tour 630.
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. Which is actually on the bay right now from europe.

Would you thank me for saving your life-time mistake?
 
and to be clear, the HEAD Light Tour 630 and VAMP Tour 630 are marketed for women, they are light because they are meant to be used by women, not because HEAD has a conspiracy.
 
That Maxply McEnroe was introduced near the end of the wood era. Along with those Snauwaert Gerulaitis Autographs. Should weigh the Dunlop. Felt light like the Snauwaert. Advantage is a beast.

Ha ha....I am glad you asked me to weigh it (for a couple of reasons). The Slazenger is a 4 5/8 Medium and the Dunlop a 4 3/8 Light. The Slazenger weighs 376 grams unstrung and the Dunlop weighs 376 grams strung. Folks b!tch about 3 grams difference now. Sheesh!
 
I am eagerly awaiting John's response to Rabbit :)

That assumes Cauthen is a rational human being and might look at Rabbit's post and conclude that he (Cauthen) is wrong and accepts reality.

That ain't gonna happen.

Cauthen is sitting in a dark and dank apartment somewhere in Charlotte or maybe a trailer park. He's probably on welfare of some kind, perhaps food stamps. He can't hold down a job. He spends his day creating excuses for his failures as indicated by his posts here (it was dad's fault, Wilson's fault, Head's fault, etc.) He probably lives in constant fear of being homeless. In reality I pity him and actually support some of the programs from which he likely benefits (e.g. Medicaid).

But instead of exerting himself Cauthen would rather wallow in delusional self pity. There's NOTHING stopping him from trying to sell this concept to local players, teaching pros, and shops. I've seen people with less achieve more by simply acting on their great idea. Everyone here knows I'm a total tennis gearhead and have experimented extensively with setups and strings and I know that subtle changes in mass distribution can have a profound effect on frame performance based on individual fit. But that doesn't mean I condone laziness and self-pity.

If Cauthen's idea has merit as a business concept then he should sell his services to local players. By his own admission he has the time, money, and materials to make these bell-shaped weights. If Wilson and Head won't listen to him there's literally NOTHING stopping him from approaching local talent.

Obviously, he also has a collection of racquets. He could also let local talent try them out in order to sell his services.

If HIS freakin' racquets are as great as he claims then the Darwinian marketplace will embrace them. If they're not, then the Darwinian marketplace will reject them. And Wilson and Head and the Powers That Be can't stop that adjudication from happening. He just needs to get off his Fat A** and engage local players and sell THEM on his idea.

But that would require action and it's much easier to sit on his couch and be consoled by his girlfriend that "the world is against him".

I'm not saying that he's not had bad luck or maybe even got rejected by Wilson and Head. Maybe that happened. But THEY didn't "keep him down" all these years. He did that to himself. And what gnaws at him is that he knows he's his own worst enemy but can't accept that personal responsibility.


So here's the ultimate challenge Cauthern:

You already have these weights and you have your modified racquets. Go forth and sell these ideas to your local tennis community. Get them to simply try it for free. See how they react. Get them to pay you for your weights and/or services. And try to build your business from the ground up like any other entrepreneur would do. And if your ideas work and people value them enough to pay you for them then you will have succeeded.


And if don't at least try that then stop posting here, stopping impugning the professional reputation of hardworking individuals with baseless accusations, and just STFU because if you don't at least try that then you've proven yourself to be a lying b*** s****** with no self-respect.

In fact, if you don't go try that and post again here TT should ban your account for pure trolling and idiocy.
 
"There's NOTHING stopping him from trying to sell this concept to local players, teaching pros, and shops."


There is one thing stopping me. So far, I can't make it work. Before you take that as any kind of admission that I am a phony, as you think I am, please understand that Wilson and Head can't make it work, either; otherwise, they would be selling these racquets like you say I should. But they aren't selling them because this weighting technique is so finicky that so far it can't be mass produced, which is why only the top players can get it.

I wanted to work with a racquet company so we could put our brains together and figure out how to make it work simply, so it can be mass produced, so the racquets could be sold in tennis shops.

But having said that, in the process of doing this thread I came up with the weights I sent to mctennis. I think those weights will solve the problem I wanted Prince to help me solve. As you say, hard work brings results. Also hard work inspired by other people, as I have been inspired here to concentrate intensely on my weights produced results. I think those weights I sent to him work. I have made other weights like them, and they work. As for my credibility here, it all depends on what mctennis says. If they make a noticeable improvement to his racquet that he likes and wants to keep using, that is an amazing success.

So, we see what mctennis says.

If the weights work, I have already made a deal with Unique Sports, talked to Gene Niksich. He has assured me to my satisfaction that he is not the kind of person who would steal my idea, and he needs another product to sell besides Tournagrip. If there is something you can tape onto your racquet that makes it noticeably better, that is a hundred million dollar product.
 
Yes there is something you can tape onto your racquet to make it better. It's called Lead tape and tournagrip and Unique already sells those things.
 
This weight makes it a whole level better, and you don't need any skill to apply it.

As for my answer to Rabbit. The fact that your Dunlop Maxply McEnroe weighs 17 grams less than the other wood racquet supports my contention that pros got lighter wood racquets, since it is the McEnroe version of the Maxply. My weight will make anyone's racquet feel like a custom modified pro's racquet, if it works, but I think I have figured it out.
 
This weight makes it a whole level better, and you don't need any skill to apply it.

As for my answer to Rabbit. The fact that your Dunlop Maxply McEnroe weighs 17 grams less than the other wood racquet supports my contention that pros got lighter wood racquets, since it is the McEnroe version of the Maxply. My weight will make anyone's racquet feel like a custom modified pro's racquet, if it works, but I think I have figured it out.

I don't know how you can say that. The Slazenger Challenge 1 was made at the same time the Maxply McEnroe was made. I also have some Snauewart Gerualitis Autographs that weigh much more than either of those.

Racquet weight has always been all over the place and has been one of the things that a player had to decide. Racquet companies now make racquets by weight again, just like they did with the wood frames. Only now, they can build them to a much more exacting spec.

You take a single example and try to extrapolate it into a universal law. That just isn't so. Wood frames, while nowhere near as close in tolerance as new frames, did come in weights. And there were players then as now who preferred a particular weight.

Further, you assumption that a bell shaped weight would improve play universally is also flawed. You cannot dictate a universal for all players. If you could, Wilson, Prince, Head and all the other denizens of the court would make one frame. You continually disagree with even yourself. In one post, you haven't got the weight right, in another (see quote), you have it right.

I would love to think you're just having us on, but sadly I don't think that's true.
 
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This weight makes it a whole level better, and you don't need any skill to apply it.


It's not the skill in applying weight that makes Priority 1 etc. what they are. It's the attention to detail in applying said weighting to racquets that are different due to inherent manufacturing tolerances. Even with that said, very few players use them. Why? Because very few players probably feel the need for that much deliberate attention to their equipment and only goes to show just how flawed your "universal" paradigm is. In other words, as much as you wish it were otherwise, the player makes the racquet, not the reverse. Mental strength is the single most important factor when it comes to playing consistently in tennis. If some pros need their racquets to feel a certain way in order for that strength to stay up, so be it. It's not important that you or I understand why. It's important that they do, for they are the ones in the matches. Human psychology is a funny thing.
 
But in one post he didn't say that. I thought we are supposed to ignore things like context and additional posts. Isn't that how it works? :)

No, I think this world is just like Washington D. C., it's not what I said then, it's what I'm saying now.
 
If the shape works, we will make it in many different amounts of weight, and you can experiment with how much.

The attention to detail is the thing that can't be mass produced. It is very difficult to make one universal weight that accomplishes what precise racquet specialists accomplish, but that's the goal I've been going after.

mctennis is one random person. I think he will like my weights, and I think everybody will like them. That's what I mean by, "It works" or "I can't make it work." I have a very high standard for what works. We'll see what mctennis says.
 
John, has it occurred to you that mctennis may be on the payroll of a company that happens to develop and sell tennis rackets? My prediction is that pretty soon we'll be seeing magic rackets from that company flooding the market, but I fear your name will not be mentioned at all...
 
John, has it occurred to you that mctennis may be on the payroll of a company that happens to develop and sell tennis rackets? My prediction is that pretty soon we'll be seeing magic rackets from that company flooding the market, but I fear your name will not be mentioned at all...

There is no way anybody could steal this, at this point.
 
Seems like you should be targeting this idea to Dunlop and they can incorporate it into one of the many versions of an iDAPT stick. If you put it on and it happens to work, then hallelujah.
 
You cannot dictate a universal for all players.
Maybe John can't, but it is possible to "dictate" universals for tennis.

One of them, for instance, is that a racquet that is strung will outperform a racquet that is not strung. Individual difference doesn't trump that.

Past such absolute binaries, of course, there is a continuum that goes increasingly in the direction of anecdote (individuality). Where John's bell-shaped weight belongs on that continuum is the question you're addressing.
 
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Maybe "John Cauthen" is really Joaquin Phoenix doing another performance art thing.

:)

Question for Cauthen: if you were willing to post all of this nonsense here and mail these things to McTennis then why didn't you just go to your local courts YEARS ago and test them with local players?

Why wait until this moment to test this with a random, anonymous member of an internet forum instead of doing simply testing these on local courts decades ago?

Were you deliberately trying to delay your potential success with this idea or are you merely an idiot?
 
Maybe "John Cauthen" is really Joaquin Phoenix doing another performance art thing.

:)

Question for Cauthen: if you were willing to post all of this nonsense here and mail these things to McTennis then why didn't you just go to your local courts YEARS ago and test them with local players?

Why wait until this moment to test this with a random, anonymous member of an internet forum instead of doing simply testing these on local courts decades ago?

Were you deliberately trying to delay your potential success with this idea or are you merely an idiot?

The answer is that John has been testing his modified racquets himself. If a 50% win rate in 7.0 mixed doubles won't convince you of the correctness of his theories then what will?

http://tennislink.usta.com/Leagues/Main/StatsAndStandings.aspx?t=R-17&search=John%20Cauthen&OrgURL=http://tennislink.usta.com/Leagues/Common/Home.aspx#&&s=8%7c%7c0%7c%7c922124807%7c%7c2008
 
John's boss seems like a real tyrant :( :( :(

Because I can make tennis racquets feel good, I got a job stringing racquets for $8 a racquet. I slowly came to realize if you string the main strings about 12 to 18 lbs looser than the crosses, the racquets really sing and hit good. This is a totally new way to string racquets. I made a new breakthrough in my present job, racquet stringing. Customers rave about how well racquets I string hit. The technique doesn’t put any stress on the frame. It puts less stress. The natural course of this is we grow and go nationwide. There is an empty room next door that can be rented. God provided us a place to expand. God had planned all of this, you could say.

But my boss, who was originally gung ho about going next door, started doing stupid things. Recently, he said if he catches me stringing racquets that much different, mains and crosses, he is going to fire me. Nevermind that customers come in and say, they want me, not Don to string their racquet. Don has a national, worldwide tennis racquet talent working for him. That is the key to successfully expanding; but he rejected me. But I am so likable and easy to get along with, we are still together. We just aren’t together in spirit and so none of what I have to offer can be realized.


-From another forum, in 2005.

http://www.slotcarillustrated.com/portal/forums/showthread.php?t=3494&page=8
 
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