Life after Srsh Thread

That was the most epic semi final I've ever seen in my 64 years and ten months of covering district level tennis championships in the south eastern hemisphere of central Asia for The Karachi Times.

You'll never see 3.5 recreational players playing at this high level over fore hours.
 
Sentinel said:
Koresh won't yield an inch to these mugs in the final.

Unless he gets hungry mid way. Which happens free quaintly as his hour moanal levels fluck chew ate with advancing age.
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Many people use the phrase “What Wiould Srshr Do” WWSD when faced with challenges in life on the court or in the bedroom.

I always try to do what Srshur would do and so far it has been very rewarding for Indian level tennis championships.
 
JoelDali said:
Many people use the phrase “What Wiould Srshr Do” WWSD when faced with challenges in life on the court or in the bedroom.

I always try to do what Srshur would do and so far it has been very rewarding for Indian level tennis championships.
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Let's hear moar about this. Do you see the srshs in the room frequent thymes, including nowe?
 
According to generally accepted calculations, approx:
* 10% of the users who post in this thread are not seen anymore on an annual basis.
* Srsh surpasses 20% CAGR in all measurements over the cycle.
 
Sudacafan said:
According to generally accepted calculations, approx:
* 10% of the users who post in this thread are not seen anymore on an annual basis.
* Srsh surpasses 20% CAGR in all measurements over the cycle.
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Monsieur Dali is very active and successful in getting users banned by repeated repoarting. Or they just tire and leave.

Rustea, Tom, Turbo, PowerPlayer, etc are all victims.
 
I was reading about a 90yo retired general who died doing aerial tricks in a plane. Died doing what he loved doing.

Now i have this aging tennis/pickle star fren. He's getting on in the years in more weighs than one.

I just hope he doesn't kick the bucket while attempting a tweener in the Wimpletin final tomorrow.
 
Sentinel said:
I was reading about a 90yo retired general who died doing aerial tricks in a plane. Died doing what he loved doing.

Now i have this aging tennis/pickle star fren. He's getting on in the years in more weighs than one.

I just hope he doesn't kick the bucket while attempting a tweener in the Wimpletin final tomorrow.
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I think that the upcoming final in the morrows is that of the Rolling Gallows, but I'm not absolutely shore because of the brand of tennis that Srsh plays with.
 
I come with good tidings. I just got news that Srsh has breezed into the RG final, and wait that is not all. ....

Nadal has sailed into the semi final in Germany. He acknowledged srshez tip and guidance in his interview with the Hindustan Modistan Times.

Edit: Nadal faces Lucas van Aasche now.
 
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@sureshs someone posted a link to Twitter in the Is Alcaraz Shy thread.
If you scroll down from that video, the very next video it shows me is of Maudie bring gifted bouquets.
He puts the bouquet on the table behind him, and then people pick up those bouquets and give it back to him ! The same 2 bouquets are being circulated over and over.
 
Sentinel said:
I was reading about a 90yo retired general who died doing aerial tricks in a plane. Died doing what he loved doing.

Now i have this aging tennis/pickle star fren. He's getting on in the years in more weighs than one.

I just hope he doesn't kick the bucket while attempting a tweener in the Wimpletin final tomorrow.
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u meant:?))
he doesn't crush his pickled balls while attempting a tweener in the french open final tomorrow
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I have been watching the US and A cricketers for over 40 years and I am stumped as to why they do not offer the sureshs the knighthood for his services to all ball play.
 
Juiced imagine if Senti spread his wings and allowed Srsh to enter his life with professional Indian internet pickle balls guidance.
 
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sportsfan1 said:
Not sure if this is some metaphor of going a couple of rounds in the sack with a frisky friday partner.
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Yeah … right … couple of rounds … lol. Some brief dinking followed by unsatisfying speedup at best … no 2nd batter up.

This is the imagery with lack of warning that forces me to read this thread with my eclipse shades. :eek:
 
JoelDali said:
Juiced imagine if Senti spread his wings and allowed Srsh to enter his life with professional Indian internet pickle balls guidance.
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If the srshs added wings to his lunch spread, there would be none of the most popular favorite left for fans on the super bowl weekend.

Even with 12.5 million pizzas, hundreds of millions of pounds of avocados, four times the normal amount of nachos and 325 million gallons of beer, the most iconic football food is the chicken wing. During SuperBowl weekend, Americans consume about 1.38 billion chicken wings. And it has been like this for decades.
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A very burly man ran up to me in the Brooklyn Target 20 minutes ago, with tears in his eyes, saying “sir sir, Srsh, Srsher!”.

Astonish.
 
JoelDali said:
A very burly man ran up to me in the Brooklyn Target 20 minutes ago, with tears in his eyes, saying “sir sir, Srsh, Srsher!”.

Astonish.
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Something very fishy in your story.
1. How did he run is he was very burly ?
2. It took you 20 minutes to post this!!!

What's the truth, buster?
 
sureshs said:
An old former tennis coach who has switched to Pickleball showed me his new powerful paddle. I told him I don't want to waste money on a stupid sport. He suggested adding lead tape to my Z5 for the time being.
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Putting lead on Z5 is like lipstick on a pig … unfair to pig. There are so many awesome 10 trips to Whataburger $ paddles you have no excuse. Buy you some spin you cheap *******. :-D

That said … there is such a thing as too much power. My Vatic Dragon has returned to your state … arrived this morning. You are a tennis player … you have your own power :unsure: … buy yourself some spin and control. You should have control in at least one part of your life.

Which paddle did your old coach have?
 
JoelDali said:
Many people use the phrase “What Wiould Srshr Do” WWSD when faced with challenges in life on the court or in the bedroom.

I always try to do what Srshur would do and so far it has been very rewarding for Indian level tennis championships.
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Have u seen the elegant foodwork?
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