Life after Srsh Thread

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Not a single person has come forward in the Me Too movement to accuse Sresh of sensual impropriety.

Every STC session is consensual and affordable.
 
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sureshs

Bionic Poster
Putting lead on Z5 is like lipstick on a pig … unfair to pig. There are so many awesome 10 trips to Whataburger $ paddles you have no excuse. Buy you some spin you cheap *******. :-D

That said … there is such a thing as too much power. My Vatic Dragon has returned to your state … arrived this morning. You are a tennis player … you have your own power :unsure: … buy yourself some spin and control. You should have control in at least one part of your life.

Which paddle did your old coach have?
He mentioned some rare name. He said he bought it cheap from a guy who plays there. This coach has twin boys who just graduated playing D1 tennis at the same Uni. He is trying to get them into Pickleball. He said one female D1 tennis player in their batch has switched and now making 15K a month in sponsorships.
Do you think I can be a sponsored player?
 

vokazu

Legend
Not a single person has come forward in the Me Too movement to accuse Sresh of sensual impropriety.

Every STC session is consensual and affordable.
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Not a single person has come forward in the Me Too movement to accuse Sresh of sensual impropriety.

Every STC session is consensual and affordable.
Srsh is too busy showering his affections on the buffet table at the AYCEs and then the restroom.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
God forbid!
u are a wealthy woman who can afford a few sessions.

Why you don’t sign up is a mystery of great sadness.

For $10 Rupees Sroosh can literally change all your shots and lift u out of a perpetual 3.0 ladies singles hellscape.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
u are a wealthy woman who can afford a few sessions.

Why you don’t sign up is a mystery of great sadness.

For $10 Rupees Sroosh can literally change all your shots and lift u out of a perpetual 3.0 ladies singles hellscape.
Did you watch Srsh play in the US Pakistan cricket match?

I heard he carried the US team on his shoulders.

Even McEnroe couldn't do that.

Amazing.
Incredibly.
Incredulous.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Did you watch Srsh play in the US Pakistan cricket match?

I heard he carried the US team on his shoulders.

Even McEnroe couldn't do that.

Amazing.
Incredibly.
Incredulous.
I don’t think u understand Indian level racket spoarts.

Unreal.
 
Both Ruud and sabalenka lost their matches due to stomach bugs.
Will they seek out the man as yet undefeated by anything on the plate, who can scarf down as.s car go by the tonne and then play the pickles right after?
the cramping issue seems solved after srshs squeezed his pickled balls really hard n got a few mls pickle juice out of them for the final:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D............
 

natalia

Hall of Fame
u are a wealthy woman who can afford a few sessions.

Why you don’t sign up is a mystery of great sadness.

For $10 Rupees Sroosh can literally change all your shots and lift u out of a perpetual 3.0 ladies singles hellscape.
Pffff - Srshs is only good (kinda) for you and your spider veins cult follower. Pathetic.
 

Larry Duff

G.O.A.T.
After the success of the tennis on the Netflix and the Challenger doc there is a new docudrama coming out featuring the Big Three. The question is, how can they fit the sureshs and his bosums on a screen at the one time?
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Pffff - Srshs is only good (kinda) for you and your spider veins cult follower. Pathetic.
I have been to the US Open 10 times to watch Fedr, Rawfur and Djokr and all 3 are not doing what Srshr is doing based on The Pterodactyl video victory evidence.

These are extraordinary times.
 

vokazu

Legend

vokazu

Legend
Both Ruud and sabalenka lost their matches due to stomach bugs.
Will they seek out the man as yet undefeated by anything on the plate, who can scarf down as.s car go by the tonne and then play the pickles right after?
Does this mean we need to be careful with French food and French fries?
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Many top Badminton players use EPO to gain an unfair advantage and evade doping laws.

Srsherer has never tested positive for this illegal human rocket fuel.

So many players on The Craigslist want shortcuts to Indian Immortality.

Srush follows all applicable hormonal spray laws in The Bangaloar Championship League.
 

vokazu

Legend
Many top Badminton players use EPO to gain an unfair advantage and evade doping laws.

Srsherer has never tested positive for this illegal human rocket fuel.

So many players on The Craigslist want shortcuts to Indian Immortality.

Srush follows all applicable hormonal spray laws in The Bangaloar Championship League.
WADA needs a Geiger counter to test Sarushi Fukushima.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Juiced inagine if Elon made an electric Sursh to sell to 1 billion clean shaven highly educated Indian tennis players.

My God.
 

vokazu

Legend
Juiced inagine if Elon made an electric Sursh to sell to 1 billion clean shaven highly educated Indian tennis players.

My God.

Can faeces generate electricity?


Plus, if openly defecated waste were instead deposited in latrines and then fermented with methane-producing microbes in large tanks, the gas thus produced would be worth as much as $376 million and could be used to generate enough electricity to power an estimated 18 million households.


Human feces from the developing world could power millions of homes​

Study argues for the untapped potential of human waste​



 

donquijote

G.O.A.T.
Can faeces generate electricity?


Plus, if openly defecated waste were instead deposited in latrines and then fermented with methane-producing microbes in large tanks, the gas thus produced would be worth as much as $376 million and could be used to generate enough electricity to power an estimated 18 million households.


Human feces from the developing world could power millions of homes​

Study argues for the untapped potential of human waste​



Reported for derailment attempt.
This threat is about Suresh's French Salami 20 GJ pursuit and still finding time to play pickle-ball on the weekends. Unreal.
 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
My God! You chaps are taking things to dizzying levels. I need to take a horse tranquiliser to help me get my ball bearings back.
This threat was designed as a safe place for Sarooshs followers to meet and discuss his Badminton and Tennis tip.

It is not a fudge nut fantasy threat for Senty.
 
Can faeces generate electricity?


Plus, if openly defecated waste were instead deposited in latrines and then fermented with methane-producing microbes in large tanks, the gas thus produced would be worth as much as $376 million and could be used to generate enough electricity to power an estimated 18 million households.


Human feces from the developing world could power millions of homes​

Study argues for the untapped potential of human waste​




it's nothing new n srshs did it yrs ago............all toilets in stc have been converted renewable energy pods n no more explosive waist pollution etc. combined w/ solar panels n wind turbans, he n his stc staff now have sufficient energy supply even selling surplus electricity/gas to national greed network. he also invented mobile mini undies ch4 converter n mini wind turbine so his phone/laptop batt'd never ever run flat:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:.........
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Is @JoelDali behind this?



Nicknamed the "Mexican Hooters," Texas-based Ojos Locos Sports Cantina has unveiled its first San Diego location.

Ojos Locos, which is Spanish for "crazy eyes," is a Mexican restaurant and sports bar concept founded in Dallas, TX, in 2010 by restaurateurs including Randy DeWitt, the owner of the parent company that previously founded fellow 'breastaurant,' Twin Peaks.

 

JoelDali

Talk Tennis Guru
Many top Indian players indulge themselves in sex, drugs and Bollywood dirty movies.

But Srshur is a man of integrity and holds no secret vices of a sinful nature.

Even Fedr and Rawfur will drink alcohol but Krsh abstains and focuses on Big Slams and achieving a Big Large Victory as a stoic chaste champion of the Punjabbabhar Tennis Tribal Association.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Is @JoelDali behind this?



Nicknamed the "Mexican Hooters," Texas-based Ojos Locos Sports Cantina has unveiled its first San Diego location.

Ojos Locos, which is Spanish for "crazy eyes," is a Mexican restaurant and sports bar concept founded in Dallas, TX, in 2010 by restaurateurs including Randy DeWitt, the owner of the parent company that previously founded fellow 'breastaurant,' Twin Peaks.

@Sentinel is there a market for a breastaurant in the Dehli areas?
 
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